Employee #1 - The Industrial Accident Podcast

01/08/2025

Psst! Are you on our Patreon?

If so, STAND BACK! Something might flop out and hit ya right between the eyes!

Sandy Bumcum “fasten”-ates J.G. Wentworth, Mike Lit, and the Research Department with stories about zippers!

16/07/2025

We think we’ve covered stories like this before…

A TEENAGER working at a burrito factory has been killed by a meat grinder after he fell inside it. The 19-year-old screamed for help as he was sucked into the machine, but his co-workers sadly coul…

16/07/2025

A spanking-new Patreon early release was just early-released earlier!

Host Lando Dufree tells some cute little Employee #-versus-robot stories to Ed Kazinsky, Juan Tubang, and the Research Department.
Unplug your Amazon Alexa (and your Hitachi Magic Wand) . . .

Don’t forget our merch store is open at: https://www.bonfire.com/store/employee-1—the-industrial-accident-podcast/

16/07/2025

A spanking-new Patreon early release was just early released!

Host Lando Dufree tells some cute little Employee #1-versus-robot stories to Ed Kazinsky, Juan Tubang, and the Research Department.
Unplug your Amazon Alexa (and your Hitachi Magic Wand) . . .

Don't forget our merch store is open at: https://www.bonfire.com/store/employee-1---the-industrial-accident-podcast/

16/07/2025

For all the free-feed fans!

S**t gets fruity. This one gets sidetracked quite a bit, but Lou Sassol, Red Oxcock, Pat McCock, and the Research Department eventually squeeze the juice out of stories from the following categories:
• Berries
• Cherry
• Cherry Picker
• Citrus
• Fruit and Nut
• Fruit and Veggies
• Grape

Don’t forget our merch store is open at: https://www.bonfire.com/store/employee-1—the-industrial-accident-podcast/

16/07/2025

For all the free-feed fans!

S**t gets fruity. This one gets sidetracked quite a bit, but Lou Sassol, Red Oxcock, Pat McCock, and the Research Department eventually squeeze the juice out of stories from the following categories:
• Berries
• Cherry
• Cherry Picker
• Citrus
• Fruit and Nut
• Fruit and Veggies
• Grape

Don't forget our merch store is open at: https://www.bonfire.com/store/employee-1---the-industrial-accident-podcast/

11/07/2025

Thanks Brandiland86!

11/07/2025

Thanks t plank!

04/07/2025

https://www.bonfire.com/employee-1-cover-art-collection-1-1-1/ NEW DESIGN!!!

04/07/2025

New design on our online store!

Grab your limited edition Employee #1 Mascot Warning Collection merchandise before the campaign closes. Featuring Black Classic Unisex Tees, professionally printed in the USA.

03/07/2025

Hey there pukes! How about a new design for the Employee #1 - Industrial Accident Podcast merch store? …interested?!

01/07/2025

July the 4th be with you.

“This is the last weekend someone in the USA will have all 10 fingers.” 🧨🖐️
Funny saying — but sadly, it’s true every 4th of July.

Fireworks injuries are no joke. 🚑 Every year, people — especially kids — end up in the ER with burns, lost fingers, or worse.

👀 Parents: Keep a close eye on your children.
🍻 Adults: Put the drinks down if you're lighting fireworks.

Let’s end the holiday weekend with all fingers, limbs, and eyesight intact. 🙌🎆👁️

And btw, happy July 4th! 🎇🍔🗽