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Employee #1 - The Industrial Accident Podcast You have to be a real sick sumbitch to put a price tag on human life. You've got to be worse to laugh about it. OSHA writes the reports, we just read 'em.

Give our nasty little 18+ podcast a listen. You don't have to like it. Our moms don't.

This one is as disorganized and careless as a black widow web.In this Patreon Early Release, host Jerry Atric pulls some...
18/10/2025

This one is as disorganized and careless as a black widow web.

In this Patreon Early Release, host Jerry Atric pulls some random strands from his ass and weaves tales designed to snare the attention of Pud Huff, D***o Swaggins, and the Research Department.

Categories include:
​Air, Ball, Backbone, Dick, Head, Manifold, and Spray

After suckling on another related episode, Scooter Fudgestein, Harry Holler, Frankie Fisterass, and the Research Departm...
18/10/2025

After suckling on another related episode, Scooter Fudgestein, Harry Holler, Frankie Fisterass, and the Research Department will officially spit out the pink part. Maybe.

Six well-rounded stores about breasts are bouncing your direction! It could’a been seven, but you’re apparently not on our Patreon $5 tier.

Well S**T! Let’s all tip back a blast of Cold Gin in memory of Ace. ⚡️
16/10/2025

Well S**T! Let’s all tip back a blast of Cold Gin in memory of Ace. ⚡️

05/10/2025

Happy October!

S4 E10 Breasts just busted out on a delayed early release for our Patreon $5 tier!

After this one, Scooter Fudgestein, Harry Holler, Frankie Fisterass, and the Research Department will officially pry off the teat. Maybe.

Six well-rounded stories about breasts (seven if you’re on our Patreon $5 tier!) are bouncing your direction!

   ***ob                                                                If any of these keywords give you t***y ripples,...
16/09/2025

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If any of these keywords give you t***y ripples, go to the free feed and listen to S4 E7: Ni***es!

PATREON $5 TIER EXCLUSIVE.“That Guy’s Facebook Adventure”Cast your mind back to the late 1970’s . . .It was a simpler ti...
07/09/2025

PATREON $5 TIER EXCLUSIVE.

“That Guy’s Facebook Adventure”

Cast your mind back to the late 1970’s . . .

It was a simpler time when wispy, delicate Main Guy and his younger jock brother would slide out of their bunk bed so they could serpentine-crawl down the hall like mercenaries, forbiddingly following the raucous laughter as the Old Men shot the s**t under a piss-yellow incandescent dining room chandelier, and Anheuser-Busch profits shattered the popcorn-and-glitter ceiling.

That, my friends. THAT was the magical experience which planted the seed that would eventually rot, and feed the maggot that birthed this whole misadventure in podcasting.

Now that you’re safely back in 2025, please enjoy this behind-the-scenes glimpse into what modern-day ornery old men think of whiny-ass whipper-snappers in our current glorious age of cushioned enlightenment.

If you think you don’t wanna hear this s**t, you’re probably right.

Might be time to nut up.

Apparently, Spotify uses AI to come up with chapter titles for our shows now!
06/09/2025

Apparently, Spotify uses AI to come up with chapter titles for our shows now!

05/09/2025

Hey free feed folks. The wait is over. S4 E6: Fly is out buzzing around wherever you get your podcasts. See if you can catch it!

After an extended period of “pre-gaming” we finally got around to the Main Event. Dean Keystink, Stu Pedaso, Lenny Dykefister, and the Research Department land on the RECORD button. In total there were 4-hours of drunken blather before, during, and after this mess and this is all Main Guy could salvage for an episode.

Categories include:

A Kite
Ash
Backward
Could’a Been A
In
Tundish

***ob **tfaced

A new batch of 3” stickers for a hard hat, water bottle, police car, or condom machine near you! Patreon.com/employee1
28/08/2025

A new batch of 3” stickers for a hard hat, water bottle, police car, or condom machine near you! Patreon.com/employee1

Hey pukes! Somehow we’ve accidentally crept up on 65K downloads! The Guys and Research Department send thanks to all of ...
21/08/2025

Hey pukes! Somehow we’ve accidentally crept up on 65K downloads! The Guys and Research Department send thanks to all of you with ultraviolet senses of humor and bad taste in podcasts! [burp]

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