Rat Salad Mag

05/07/2020

Rat Salad shirts now available
Hand screen printed by ourselves
Limited sizes available
$25 each + $9 postage. Australia only
Message for details and enquiries

15/05/2020

02/05/2020

With Rat Salad we send people 5 random question sheets to fill out by hand and then photocopy these, along with other segments, to put together to make our mag.........here is a sneak peak (not saying who’s it is yet) at 1 of the answer sheets to be coming out in the new Rat Salad vol 3.......coming soon.....

12/04/2020

.....read Rat Salad, don’t eat it!!! (that goes for bat salad too!!!!)

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01/04/2020

.....learnt today axe is also good for.......

- flipping eggs
- transporting folded sox to drawer
- squeezing out hand sanitizer
- shaking angrily at the sky
- back scratcher
- passing cups of coffee
- turning pages of Rat Salad.......Rat Salad Mag volume 2 available now from HELLSENVOY.BIGCARTEL.COM

31/03/2020

.....learnt today knife is good for......

- passing people tally-ho packets
- putting on records
- back scratcher
- trying to stab flies
- typing messages (typed this post)
- turning Rat Salad pages......
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24/01/2020

RAT SALAD MAG VOLUMES 1 & 2 available now from HELLSENVOY.BIGCARTEL.COM
Also available from Tommy Gun Records, Area 52, Seance Records, Sticky Fingers and eBay-Rat Salad

Hells Envoy A creative team of heavy metal maniacs dedicated to chasing and delivering a continuous stream of heavy metal stories collected from...

25/12/2019

Rat Salad Mag wishes you all a cheesy cracker of a day and night 🤘

28/11/2019

With a glamour lineup of interviewees including Karl Willetts vocalist from Memoriam/ex Bolthrower, Scott Edgar guitarist from Laceration Mantra/Misery, Feanor bassist from Permafog, Dave Hellrazor vocalist/bassist from Hell Machine, Rohan Buntine vocalist from Battlegrave and Chris Blizzard drummer from As Flesh Decays, grab a copy of Rat Salad Mag volume 2 now, available while stocks last.....
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23/11/2019

The 2 latest releases from NTMP now available....

Hells Envoy Volume 3 Once Upon a Metal
Rat Salad Mag Volume 2

While stocks last.....
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14/11/2019

Rat Salad Mag volume 2 now available......
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A5 size, printed on 100gsm paper, 32 page, Lo-Fi excursion into the absurd.
Featuring hand written responses (and drawings) from heavy metal legends Karl Willetts from Memoriam UKScott Edgar from Laceration Mantra and Feanor from Black Metal recruits Permafog. Also including interviews with Dave Hellrazor from Hell Machine, Rohan Buntine from Battlegrave and Chris Blizzard from As Flesh Decays. Loads of other cheesy nonsense freely included.

Rat Salad Mag
A Heavy Metal Irreverence
Volume 2 available now.......
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09/11/2019

With Ivan Milat now dead Dropbears have retained poll position as Australia’s number 1 killer of tourists......

BEWARE THE DROPBEAR

09/11/2019

“Let the joyous celebrations of Hell begin”

With the deadly addition of Feanor, bass guitarist at Permafog, the lineup for Rat Salad Mag volume 2 is now complete!!

Be on the lookout for the new issue available later this week.....

06/11/2019

Lineup for From The Serpents Tongue....

Dave Hellrazor - Hell Machine
Chris Blizzard - As Flesh Decays
Rohan Buntine - Battlegrave

for Rat Salad Mag volume 2 coming soon.......

06/11/2019

Wow Rat Salad Mag sales have just surpassed Harry Potter sales!!!
So here is a picture of Rat Salad butt fu***ng Harry Potter.....
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05/11/2019

....so we have made a small change to our name..Rat Salad is now Rat Salad Mag, and we have done this for a threefold endeavour....
1. As a homage to the greatest zine ever created Slayer Mag (our bible)
2. To clearly define us, we are a written publication, a mag.
3. To differentiate us from Rat Salad the book, Rat Salad the cover band and Rat Salad the Black Sabbath song (after which we are named) ..still the same cheesy nonsense just a slight name change.....
RAT SALAD MAG

04/11/2019

...we have our first ever international musician giving us hand written responses to Rat Salad questions for Rat Salad volume 2.....
The mighty ex Bolt Thrower vocalist Karl Willetts, who is now in the killer Birmingham death metal band Memoriam. A deadset legend!
Rat Salad 2....due to be released in conjunction with the Hobart Zine Fair, Saturday November 16, at the Hobart State Library......

02/11/2019

How did Ozzy celebrate after winning the trial??Ozzy Osbourne