
08/08/2025
đ€ OK, Internet⊠Before you scroll away and try to catch me on Monday, let me drop this Shabbat truth bomb so heavy itâll break your WiFiâŠ
Yâall been laughing all day â funny Friday was ON FIRE đ„ â but now itâs time to chill, rest, and obey the OG Commandment that even WiFi canât touch: Shabbat!
âRemember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy.â (Exodus 20:8)
Translation? Shut down the hustle, pause the endless scroll, and rest like royalty because Hashem said so â and trust me, He knows the algorithm better than TikTok.
This isnât just a suggestion â itâs the original power move. No hashtags needed. No sponsorships. Just straight-up rest and recharge.
Imagine Godâs like:
âDay 1: Create the world â boom, boom, boom.
Day 7: Chill on the couch.
If God can take a day off, so can you!â đ
So if youâre out here trying to âname it, claim itâ on a Friday night but skipping Shabbat? Bruh, your blessings might be bufferingâŠ
đ Oh, and before I peace out to light those candles and crush some challah:
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Final Shabbat Mike Drop đ€:
Rest is not optional. Itâs the blueprint. The command. The secret sauce.
If you want blessings that stick â obey Shabbat like your life depends on it. Because it does.
Go light those candles, put down the phone, and rest like a boss.
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Shabbat Shalom, n enjoy your rest. I know I will!
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