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Going Terribly Your favorite punning linguists, Alice and Doug, talk about dumb stuff. And some smart stuff too. And not all of it is butt stuff. We promise. Mistaken identities.

Available wherever you listen to podcasts. Why is it called Going Terribly? Well, you see, when Alice and Doug get together, it’s always a beautiful disaster. Foodie shenanigans. Crossed wires. Sexy double entendres. You get the picture. And “going” is a euphemism for urination – well wait, urination doesn’t need a euphemism since it’s the technical term. But we can’t say pissing, right? Because i

t’s pubic for all to see. But ALSO: Doug doesn’t curse – yeah did you know Doug doesn’t curse? I didn’t until we started this podcast and holy crap there’s a typo but it’s kinda funny so maybe I’ll keep it because the long Facebook bio can be 10,000 characters max. That’s a f**kton of characters – oh sh*t I just said f**kton – wait, is this Alice right now? Or Doug? They’re like the same person. Two pees in a poodcast. BOOM. Nailed it.

🎤🎧HAPPY TERRIBLE TUESDAY!🎧🎤It's Halloween! *cue the screams, moans, and...baby sounds?*You know the drill. Our favorite ...
28/10/2025

🎤🎧HAPPY TERRIBLE TUESDAY!🎧🎤

It's Halloween!

*cue the screams, moans, and...baby sounds?*

You know the drill. Our favorite Halloween aficionado Kevin Roach is back in the studio to play some seasonally inspired games. And, inevitably, Doug will make him say some totally inappropriate things in this year's annual horror skit.

Here's a spoiler: Frankenstein has never been worse.

Other discussion topics may include:

- What holiday is best to bring out the hot member?
- Silent haunted houses
- Dad stiffing everything
- What famous pirate got his start gathering entrails?
- A mad scientist edition of Dateline

One more spoiler? Another spoiler: 59:16 in might be the single funniest line in the history of Going Terribly.

You can check it out at any of the links below or wherever you listen to podcasts.

🍎https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/going-terribly/id1531827350
🐶https://open.spotify.com/show/1bm2PuIKafoXHuuOJSTqIy
🎣https://castbox.fm/channel/id3326895?country=us

🎤🎧HAPPY TERRIBLE TUESDAY!🎧🎤Doug's dealing with a splitting headache and a barely there voice, but the show must go on!En...
21/10/2025

🎤🎧HAPPY TERRIBLE TUESDAY!🎧🎤

Doug's dealing with a splitting headache and a barely there voice, but the show must go on!

Enjoy this abbreviated episode full of Alice and Doug recounting their weekend trip with friends to St. Louis for a little bit of wrasslin', a whole lot of food, and one very intriguing adventure.

EPISODE 264: TWO GLUTTONY POSSESSORS IN AN ADVENTURE OF INTRIGUE

Other discussion topics may include:

- Santa Claus Sting
- Dead meat on a lost train
- "Marlboro" does not sound correct any way you say it out loud
- Being forced to eat bats
- A sandwich you will want to pick up with your hands. Your actual hands!

Catch all of this, plus a really weird comment about Judge Judy, at any of the links below or wherever you listen to podcasts.

🍎https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/going-terribly/id1531827350
🐶https://open.spotify.com/show/1bm2PuIKafoXHuuOJSTqIy
🎣https://castbox.fm/channel/id3326895?country=us

Celebrating Norm Macdonald last Friday by wearing hats to Denny's!
21/10/2025

Celebrating Norm Macdonald last Friday by wearing hats to Denny's!

Woman down!This week's episode involves the tale of how Alice nearly met her end thanks to some kitty litter, a trash ca...
14/10/2025

Woman down!

This week's episode involves the tale of how Alice nearly met her end thanks to some kitty litter, a trash can, and a potential minor loss of flexibility. She also almost did a crime, so it's been a big week.

Meanwhile, Doug envisions a baby Joe Pesci and...researches whether or not jock straps are trademarked? Okay, so it's not potential death or imprisonment, but it's something.

EPISODE 263: TWO TASTING TONGUE DOGS IN AN INFANT BODYSUIT

Other discussion topics may include:
- Sealed air corporations
- Why aren't there themed hospitals?
- Rude, uneducated, penniless sloths
- What kind of trash can could take down an elephant?
- Wear a Hat to Denny's Day

Can you tell trademarks objects and items from generic ones? You might just love our new game - "Is This Trademarked?"™ Play along at any of the links below or wherever you listen to podcasts.

🍎https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/going-terribly/id1531827350
🐶https://open.spotify.com/show/1bm2PuIKafoXHuuOJSTqIy
🎣https://castbox.fm/channel/id3326895?country=us

🎤🎧HAPPY TERRIBLE TUESDAY!🎧🎤Before we gets started - and this is very important - go to LEGO's website and help get a LEG...
07/10/2025

🎤🎧HAPPY TERRIBLE TUESDAY!🎧🎤

Before we gets started - and this is very important - go to LEGO's website and help get a LEGO urinal made! Right this minute. Do it. Only we, as a united front, can make something once thought impossible a very wonder reality.

Now, down to business.

Alice teaches us about different commodes and when it's okay to lick off your nail polish.

Meanwhile, Doug hates how good at match he is. And you wouldn't believe what he would do if he were Nelly Furtado.

EPISODE 262: TWO COX BOXES IN A SUPPRESSION OF THE URINAL VOTE

Other discussion topics may include:
- Continuing examples of nautical nonsense
- A 2025 Joey Buttafuoco reference
- Can a video game tell you if you're a sociopath?
- Getting a bead on Sir Mix-a-Lot's CB radio career
- The problem with horse st*****rs

Click any of the links below or find us wherever you listen to podcasts to find out exactly what's been going terribly.

🍎https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/going-terribly/id1531827350
🐶https://open.spotify.com/show/1bm2PuIKafoXHuuOJSTqIy
🎣https://castbox.fm/channel/id3326895?country=us

Kitty furriends watching wrasslin!
02/10/2025

Kitty furriends watching wrasslin!



🎤🎧HAPPY TERRIBLE TUESDAY!🎧🎤On this week's special 5-year (and one-week and one-day) anniversary edition of Going Terribl...
30/09/2025

🎤🎧HAPPY TERRIBLE TUESDAY!🎧🎤

On this week's special 5-year (and one-week and one-day) anniversary edition of Going Terribly, Alice and Doug welcome special guests Nicholas Atlantic City Gonzalez and Wendy "If That Is Your Real Name" Brown to the show for games and shenanigans.

Will Wendy's son ever accept her as a professional wrestling colleague?
Will Nick ever get *ahem* "invited" into an operating room mid-surgery?
Have they both secretly been living in Doug and Alice's attic?

All this and more will be revealed (or at least brought up and quickly dismissed) in this monumental episode.

It's also National Podcast Day, but not a person in the studio was able to name another podcast, so that's a little embarrassing.

EPISODE 261: FOUR DEATH PREDICTING CATS IN AN ULTIMATE DREAM BATHROOM

Other discussion topics may include:
- Ever wanted to have salami with Tony Hawk? There may be one particular day when you can!
- Put sticks up your butt, but make it fashion
- Kindergartens that feature strip club pop-ups
- Guerrilla peeing
- Frank Thunderstorm vs. Greg Tsunami

Play along with "Semi-Recent Semi-Decent News" and celebrate this anniversary with us at any of the below links or wherever you listen to podcasts.

🍎https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/going-terribly/id1531827350
🐶https://open.spotify.com/show/1bm2PuIKafoXHuuOJSTqIy
🎣https://castbox.fm/channel/id3326895?country=us

🎤🎧HAPPY TERRIBLE TUESDAY!🎧🎤Merry Christmas!Wait. That can't be right.Well, something weird is going down this week. You ...
23/09/2025

🎤🎧HAPPY TERRIBLE TUESDAY!🎧🎤

Merry Christmas!

Wait. That can't be right.

Well, something weird is going down this week. You might as well check in and see what it is.

If you stick around long enough you'll hear some alarming things about Costco, turkey bacon, and f***y packs. Real suburbanite kinda stuff.

Other discussion topics may include:
- Doing an audiobook for the LA Times
- Friendly, mom-replacing artificial intelligence
- Video game peace of mind
- Has anyone with the same first and last name ever *not* been a murderer?
- Having a hot dog half hosed down one's throat

It's Going Terribly: The Anthrax-Free Edition. Available at any of the links below or wherever you like to listen to podcasts.

🍎https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/going-terribly/id1531827350
🐶https://open.spotify.com/show/1bm2PuIKafoXHuuOJSTqIy
🎣https://castbox.fm/channel/id3326895?country=us

Say it out loud... 😉 It's gotta be intentional, right?? 🌺 🎧
18/09/2025

Say it out loud... 😉 It's gotta be intentional, right??


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🎤🎧HAPPY TERRIBLE TUESDAY!🎧🎤This week Doug and Alice spend most of the episode becoming educated in p**ps and adjacent fi...
16/09/2025

🎤🎧HAPPY TERRIBLE TUESDAY!🎧🎤

This week Doug and Alice spend most of the episode becoming educated in p**ps and adjacent fields, thanks to an old, forgotten birthday gift. When they're not doing that, Doug is finally learning some new music while Alice is wondering if her memory has been partially erased by the FBI.

EPISODE 259: TWO BUSINESS HIPPIES IN A 2019 DESK CALENDAR

Other discussion topics may include:

- Trying to make "going giraffe" happen
- Why you don't want to be attacked by The Green Goblin
- Unassertive cats and the clean beds they leave behind
- New game show idea: "Is This Blood or Is This Red Meat?"
- Intestinal autonomy

Enjoy this very informational and crappy episode of Going (heh) Terribly at any of the links below or wherever you listen to podcasts.

🍎https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/going-terribly/id1531827350
🐶https://open.spotify.com/show/1bm2PuIKafoXHuuOJSTqIy
🎣https://castbox.fm/channel/id3326895?country=us

🎤🎧HAPPY TERRIBLE TUESDAY!🎧🎤What happens when you have to record an episode twice due to a technical issue the first time...
09/09/2025

🎤🎧HAPPY TERRIBLE TUESDAY!🎧🎤

What happens when you have to record an episode twice due to a technical issue the first time? You end up with a lot of slap happy ridiculousness, including some impromptu "Words with Nerds."

EPISODE 258: TWO SEASONED GENTLEMEN IN A GOOD AMOUNT OF BUTT SUPPORT

Other discussion topics may include:
- Sailor talk: innovative or ignorant?
- Cereal boxes as a regular form of learning
- What is your favorite high school book, and did you ever finish it?
- Ukulele hunts
- How does one grease up one's Kotter?

Come roll some r's, hit some hard g's, and keep your k's in line in this really strange installment of Going Terribly by clicking on any of the links below or finding us wherever you listen to podcasts.

🍎https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/going-terribly/id1531827350
🐶https://open.spotify.com/show/1bm2PuIKafoXHuuOJSTqIy
🎣https://castbox.fm/channel/id3326895?country=us

🎤🎧HAPPY TERRIBLE TUESDAY!🎧🎤Highland cows are really having a moment. As are pickles. And if you'd listen to this week's ...
02/09/2025

🎤🎧HAPPY TERRIBLE TUESDAY!🎧🎤

Highland cows are really having a moment. As are pickles. And if you'd listen to this week's episode you'd think that so are American Girl dolls, p**p knives, and super sexy swans (AND their cloacas).

You know what's not having a moment? Windi the Gas Passer. Want to learn what that is? You've come to the right place.

EPISODE 257: TWO WICKER SNOTTERS IN A LIMITED BATCH OF SWEET AND SAVORY FLAVOR

Other discussion topics may include:
- Who won the war between the Spartans and the Aztecs?
- How to make your furniture smell more like delicious food
- The single greatest idea for pumpkin pie this century
- Avoiding lawsuits from super powerful mythical beings
- Testicular ear buds

Enjoy "Where Were We?," "It Went Terribly," and "New Yum City" in this multi-planned-segment episode (where we still manage to talk about farts and ge****ls at length) by clicking on any of the links below or finding us wherever you listen to podcasts.

🍎https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/going-terribly/id1531827350
🐶https://open.spotify.com/show/1bm2PuIKafoXHuuOJSTqIy
🎣https://castbox.fm/channel/id3326895?country=us

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