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Going Terribly Your favorite punning linguists, Alice and Doug, talk about dumb stuff. And some smart stuff too. And not all of it is butt stuff. We promise. Mistaken identities.

Available wherever you listen to podcasts. Why is it called Going Terribly? Well, you see, when Alice and Doug get together, it’s always a beautiful disaster. Foodie shenanigans. Crossed wires. Sexy double entendres. You get the picture. And “going” is a euphemism for urination – well wait, urination doesn’t need a euphemism since it’s the technical term. But we can’t say pissing, right? Because i

t’s pubic for all to see. But ALSO: Doug doesn’t curse – yeah did you know Doug doesn’t curse? I didn’t until we started this podcast and holy crap there’s a typo but it’s kinda funny so maybe I’ll keep it because the long Facebook bio can be 10,000 characters max. That’s a f**kton of characters – oh sh*t I just said f**kton – wait, is this Alice right now? Or Doug? They’re like the same person. Two pees in a poodcast. BOOM. Nailed it.

🎤🎧HAPPY TERRIBLE TUESDAY!🎧🎤It's an unplanned tribute to New Orleans!The history, the culture, the sites! - You won't fin...
16/06/2026

🎤🎧HAPPY TERRIBLE TUESDAY!🎧🎤

It's an unplanned tribute to New Orleans!

The history, the culture, the sites! - You won't find any mention of any of that here.

Instead Alice and Doug chat about Mardi Gras pen*ses, drunk actors, and librarians who...love...books.

It's really just like any other episode, only with a decided Nawlins flavor.

EPISODE 298: TWO BEST WHOLES IN A MURDER TRIP TO NEW ORLEANS

Other discussion topics may include:
- Why is cartography still a discipline?
- Enrique Iglesias's spouse would never jump in front of a train
- Roommates that only one person can fit into
- Music that's not as romantic as you think
- Is it still okay to fantasize about tennis players?

There's also some beautiful poo-poo-ing of a couple of great songs. But in a good way. It'll all make sense if you click on any of the links below.

🍎https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/going-terribly/id1531827350
🐶https://open.spotify.com/show/1bm2PuIKafoXHuuOJSTqIy
🎣https://castbox.fm/channel/id3326895?country=us

🎤🎧HAPPY TERRIBLE TUESDAY!🎧🎤Alice, Doug, Eureka, and Hoover have returned from a week-long trip to visit Mrs. Shen. They ...
09/06/2026

🎤🎧HAPPY TERRIBLE TUESDAY!🎧🎤

Alice, Doug, Eureka, and Hoover have returned from a week-long trip to visit Mrs. Shen. They had lots of meals - some long, some plentiful, and some of just desserts. So that part was a lot like home.

They also visited some fun new museums, a waterfall, and saw…a vase of corn dogs?

It was a real winner, and you can hear all about it in this episode.

Though Doug didn’t get to see any dinosaurs.

EPISODE 297: TWO BUTTER-SCULPTED COWS IN AN EXPLOITATION OF SOCIAL MEDIA

Other discussion topics may include:
- Getting stuffed by one's cousin
- The Proper Burger
- Marks of a great seafood buffet, such as pudding
- Supposed national "malls" that aren't malls at all
- A pancake that will blow your nuts off

Also, did you know Alice was once hit by a car? This episode features a RETURN TO THE SCENE OF THE CRIME, so you won't want to miss that. Catch it at any of the links below or wherever you listen to podcasts.

🍎https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/going-terribly/id1531827350
🐶https://open.spotify.com/show/1bm2PuIKafoXHuuOJSTqIy
🎣https://castbox.fm/channel/id3326895?country=us

🎤🎧HAPPY TERRIBLE TUESDAY!🎧🎤Yesterday was National Game Show Day, so today Doug and Alice celebrate the only way they kno...
02/06/2026

🎤🎧HAPPY TERRIBLE TUESDAY!🎧🎤

Yesterday was National Game Show Day, so today Doug and Alice celebrate the only way they know - by playing a super dumb game worth absolutely zero prizes. But along the way you might just learn something about sundials, sister cities, and midwifery.

But that’s Alice’s part. Doug is really stuck on the more immature game stuff like toilet buttons and cow turd cakes. Alex Trebek and Bob Barker are rolling over in their graves.

EPISODE 296: TWO HOLLYWOOD SQUIRRELS IN A PANCAKE DAY RACE

Other discussion topics may include:
- Diplomatic relationships between Ohio and Spain
- A Beaver-run childcare facility
- Physical challenges between man and beast
- A shadow owes you because you give it life
- Touching butts for the greater good

Alice and Doug are also still trying very hard to will Nightcare into existence without actually doing any work on it. Click any of the links below or find us wherever you listen to podcasts to hear all about it.

🍎https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/going-terribly/id1531827350
🐶https://open.spotify.com/show/1bm2PuIKafoXHuuOJSTqIy
🎣https://castbox.fm/channel/id3326895?country=us

Kitty love! 🐈💞😽💗🐈
29/05/2026

Kitty love! 🐈💞😽💗🐈


🎤🎧HAPPY TERRIBLE TUESDAY!🎧🎤This week’s episode is all about debate. How will Alice and Doug’s relationship hold up after...
26/05/2026

🎤🎧HAPPY TERRIBLE TUESDAY!🎧🎤

This week’s episode is all about debate. How will Alice and Doug’s relationship hold up after some devastating arguments? And how will the devastating arguments hold up when it turns out they’re pretty darn silly to argue about?
Also, in a real “What are we, really?” moment, Google’s AI summary explains Going Terribly to Going Terribly. It’s pretty wild.

EPISODE 295: TWO SISTER CITIES IN AN INFORMAL COMEDY AND CHAT PODCAST

Other discussion topics may include:
- The longest NSYNC title
- Ice cream cake is better when it has cake in it
- Could God have been a shopping addict?
- Absurd left turns
- Would you like to sit on a comfy heated toilet forever?

For real, though. Is cereal a soup? The battle lines are drawn. See if Alice or Doug can convince you one way or another by clicking on any of the links below or finding us wherever you listen to podcasts.

🍎https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/going-terribly/id1531827350
🐶https://open.spotify.com/show/1bm2PuIKafoXHuuOJSTqIy
🎣https://castbox.fm/channel/id3326895?country=us

🎤🎧HAPPY TERRIBLE TUESDAY!🎧🎤The past two weekends Doug and Alice made a couple of fun trips out of town for very differen...
19/05/2026

🎤🎧HAPPY TERRIBLE TUESDAY!🎧🎤

The past two weekends Doug and Alice made a couple of fun trips out of town for very different theatrical experiences. But now they're back and ready to tell you all about the splash zones and crunchy gushers.

Plus, ever wondered what Alice thinks of the Britney Spears classic film "Crossroads?" Now's your chance to find out.

EPISODE 294: TWO PEOPLE, PLACES, AND THINGS IN A BLOOD-FILLED BATHTUB

Other Discussion Topics May Include:
- Does God live in the ocean?
- Pork tiramisu
- Boise is heated by its own farts
- Convincing gibberish
- Idaho? Or Youdaho?

Check out all this and more at any of the links below or wherever you listen to podcasts.

🍎https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/going-terribly/id1531827350
🐶https://open.spotify.com/show/1bm2PuIKafoXHuuOJSTqIy
🎣https://castbox.fm/channel/id3326895?country=us

🎤🎧HAPPY TERRIBLE TUESDAY!🎧🎤This week Alice and Doug welcome Nick “Atlantic City” Gonzalez back to the show for games and...
12/05/2026

🎤🎧HAPPY TERRIBLE TUESDAY!🎧🎤

This week Alice and Doug welcome Nick “Atlantic City” Gonzalez back to the show for games and shenanigans.

Nick lets us all in on an embarrassing and painful childhood story involving a very sensitive area. He’s also subjected to some troubling thoughts about pies, beach flatulence, and…giraffe snakes?

And his only reward? Some three-day old doughnuts.

It truly is Going Terribly.

EPISODE 293: THREE CONSPIRACY ADDICT FARMERS IN AN ANIME FART SIMULATOR

Other discussion topics may include:
- Puberty reversal
- Do polar bears taste like Coca-Cola?
- How to make Harriet Tubman into a ball joke
- What happens when you tickle Elmo too hard?
- Pretty girls and their universal GI issues

Play along with "Is This a Game To You?" to see if you can guess which video games are real (weird) games you can purchase right now and which ones Doug (also weir) simply made up. Click on any of the links below or find Going Terribly wherever you listen to podcasts.

🍎https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/going-terribly/id1531827350
🐶https://open.spotify.com/show/1bm2PuIKafoXHuuOJSTqIy
🎣https://castbox.fm/channel/id3326895?country=us

Get that toddler off the road! 😂 🍼👶🧸
05/05/2026

Get that toddler off the road! 😂 🍼👶🧸

🎤🎧HAPPY TERRIBLE TUESDAY!🎧🎤Alice and Doug have a lot of knowledge to impart, and most of it is shocking, even to them! T...
05/05/2026

🎤🎧HAPPY TERRIBLE TUESDAY!🎧🎤

Alice and Doug have a lot of knowledge to impart, and most of it is shocking, even to them! The English language is super unpredictable. Have we been using words wrong? Or are the dictionaries wrong? There's plenty to tackle here. Literally.
Also, who would play Doug and Alice in Going Terribly: The Movie?

EPISODE 292: TWO DANGLING MODIFIERS IN A POWERFUL STREAM

Other discussion topics may include:
- Jimmy Stewart was really good in Donnie Darko
- Words that don't mean what they're supposed to mean
- Absurd faces
- Bunnies are squirrels somehow. No joke.
- Chinese Taiwanese American Girl Dolls

And could Doug and Alice be about to create to the next great sitcom? Find out by clicking on any of the links below or finding Going Terribly wherever you listen to podcasts.

🍎https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/going-terribly/id1531827350
🐶https://open.spotify.com/show/1bm2PuIKafoXHuuOJSTqIy
🎣https://castbox.fm/channel/id3326895?country=us

🎤🎧HAPPY TERRIBLE TUESDAY!🎧🎤Alice has officially entered her Soft Girl Era. It's all cross stitching all the time now. Bu...
28/04/2026

🎤🎧HAPPY TERRIBLE TUESDAY!🎧🎤

Alice has officially entered her Soft Girl Era. It's all cross stitching all the time now.

But luckily she and Doug still had enough time to record this episode full of school bus stories and semi-recent semi-decent news!

Also, there's a really cool Rosetta Stone story. Spoiler: Alice is kinda famous!

Other discussion topics may include:
- Smart underwear
- How to still be illin' even when you're ill
- Productivity kinks
- Big Shaft Jerky
- Can you get sick from eating farts?

Check out all this and more at any of the links below or wherever you listen to podcasts.

🍎https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/going-terribly/id1531827350
🐶https://open.spotify.com/show/1bm2PuIKafoXHuuOJSTqIy
🎣https://castbox.fm/channel/id3326895?country=us

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