02/01/2026
Boozy Butterbeer: Three Testing Rounds to Fix Universal's Sugar Problem 🍺✨
Harry Potter movies are our Christmas tradition, which meant we needed Butterbeer we could actually finish without a sugar coma.
The journey: Started with homemade butterscotch (too thick), moved through two different Don Q rums (off-flavors), tested three cream sodas side-by-side, and discovered the split-pour foam technique by accident.
The split-pour breakthrough: Pour the final cream soda from 6-8 inches above the glass. The force agitates the heavy cream into natural foam on top. No whipping, no fuss, looks fancy anyway.
Final specs:
Adults: IBC cream soda + Don Q 7 Años
Kids: Fitz's cream soda (no rum)
Both: Commercial butterscotch sauce beats homemade, crushed ice is mandatory, different sodas for different audiences = optimization not compromise
From production guide to reality. Not Instagram theater, just a practical recipe that works for Christmas movie marathons.
Full testing breakdown and recipes live on the Substack now. Link in bio 🎄