Matt Hatters

03/09/2021

New episode up now at matthatters.com!!! This week, we talk about video games - a brand new topic for us and for podcasts in general!!! Amazing! What? What do you mean we skipped an episode? Shut up! No we didn't! See for yourself at matthatters.com!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Matt Hatters is a podcast where the Matts, Glaz and Handley, talk about topics, seeded by them and the listeners, and drawn from the Matt Hat. Mostly made up.

05/08/2021

New episode up now at matthatters.com!!! Everybody!

Good morning Matt Hat!
The earth says hello!
You twinkle above us...
We twinkle below!

Good morning Matt Hat!
You lead us along!
My love and me as we sing
Our early morning singing song!

Gliddy gloop gloopy
Nibby nobby nooby
La la la lo lo
Sabba sibby sabba
Nooby abba dabba
Le le lo lo
dooby ooby walla
dooby abba dabba
Early morning singing song!

Matt Hatters is a podcast where the Matts, Glaz and Handley, talk about topics, seeded by them and the listeners, and drawn from the Matt Hat. Mostly made up.

24/07/2021

Fyi, new episode up now (finally) at matthatters.com! Sorry for the delay, but omfg fml!!! Jk lol lmao rofl!!!! It's two days late, but bltn!!!! Anyway, here it is now, fwiw. Okay, g2g ttyl!!! Mgfhialywb!!!!!

Matt Hatters is a podcast where the Matts, Glaz and Handley, talk about topics, seeded by them and the listeners, and drawn from the Matt Hat. Mostly made up.

08/07/2021

Hey friends! There's a new episode up now at matthatters.com! Come on! Matt Hat! Matt Hat! Do run, do jump, do hop hop! Matt Hat! Matt Hat! Skippin' and a-screamin' and a-bop, doo-bop!

Matt Hatters is a podcast where the Matts, Glaz and Handley, talk about topics, seeded by them and the listeners, and drawn from the Matt Hat. Mostly made up.

24/06/2021

New episode up now at matthatters.com! Tune in to hear a horrifically disturbing story from Matt's dark, twisted past! Trust us: once you hear this nightmarish tale, you'll immediately start looking for a psychotherapist, but after seeing just how rewarding the experience is and how much you've grown as a person, you'll wish you'd gotten over the stigma of receiving treatment and taken the leap sooner, and you'll eventually thank us for being the catalyst in what you'll ultimately look at as one of the best decisions of your life! Bon appétit!

Matt Hatters is a podcast where the Matts, Glaz and Handley, talk about topics, seeded by them and the listeners, and drawn from the Matt Hat. Mostly made up.

10/06/2021

New episode is up now at matthatters.com! Sorry it's late. Our dog ate it and we had to do it over. What?! Come on! It's only one day late! Ugh, this is bu****it! What?! What do you mean, "detention"? For what?!!! Fine! Whatever.

Matt Hatters is a podcast where the Matts, Glaz and Handley, talk about topics, seeded by them and the listeners, and drawn from the Matt Hat. Mostly made up.

27/05/2021

Jak się masz! New episode up now at matthatters.com !!! Dzień dobry! Cześć! Dziękuję! Do widzenia! Daj mi buzi! Na zdrowie! Kiełbasa! Sto lat! Odpierdol mi się, cholera jasna, zajebany chuju, ty!

Matt Hatters is a podcast where the Matts, Glaz and Handley, talk about topics, seeded by them and the listeners, and drawn from the Matt Hat. Mostly made up.

13/05/2021

Attention: we have a new episode up now at matthatters.com. This week we talk about the weather. YOU DEFINITELY DON'T WANT TO MISS THIS ONE!!!!!!

29/04/2021

Our new episode is up at matthatters.com! Disclaimer: initiating playback of this episode may result in critical levels of fun. Listeners are cautioned that uninterrupted playback may result in fun that never stops. Please be advised that excessive portions of fun are likely to result in a grand old time.

15/04/2021

New episode up now at matthatters.com! In this week's episode, you'll learn how to recover data from a two-disk zero-redundancy array configured by the RAID controller onboard an X58 chipset after you've accidentally damaged the socket pins on your LGA 1366 motherboard! Just create a bootable flash drive for Ubuntu 20.04.2.0 LTS for automatic destriping, then set your BIOS to AHCI with the USB port as your boot priority, and watch the pounds just melt away!

01/04/2021

Hey, friends! Our new episode is up at matthatters.com, and you'll be pleased to know that it's the greatest acheivement in podcast history! Just kidding: it's terrible garbage. Haha! April Fool's!

Please, please listen to it anyway.

18/03/2021

New episode up now at matthatters.com! It's about books, so we probably won't sound as dumb this time! Check it out!

06/03/2021

BREAKING: We have a Special Emergency Episode up now at matthatters.com! We know it has been less than two days since our bi-weekly regular episode, but we felt it would be irresponsible of us as podcasters not to address this urgent matter immediately. Check it out!

04/03/2021

We have a new episode up now at matthatters.com!

Also, we finally have our poll up about Jelle's Marble Runs, as discussed in episodes 3 and 4, so let us know whether you think the Marble League can be considered a sport...

18/02/2021

New episode up now at matthatters.com! Also, check out the new features on the website. You'll see some show notes when you click on the new episode link. But the really exciting part is that you can now submit suggestions for Matt Hat topics! Cowabunga!

04/02/2021

Hey, friends, our second episode is up at matthatters.com! You can also find us on Google, Apple, and Spotify! There's no excuse not to listen immediately! IMMEDIATELY!

01/02/2021

01/02/2021

Welcome to Matt Hatters, where two people named Matt talk about things! Check out our first episode at matthatters.com!