18/09/2026
Ted Cruz is coming to Alaska again? Let's see...
👉 Made the 4th longest Senate speech in history (including reading Green Eggs and Ham into the congressional record) to keep people from getting affordable health care.
👉 Voted against capping the cost of insulin.
👉 Called Trump a “sniveling coward,” “pathological liar,” “utterly amoral,” “a serial philanderer,” and “a narcissist at a level I don’t think this country’s ever seen.” Then endorsed him.
👉Called Social Security "a Ponzi scheme."
👉He "liked" a pornographic tweet on 9/11, and blamed staff.
👉Helped concoct the plan to overthrow the 2020 election, and spent it hiding in a broom closet.
👉Three days after the horrific Uvalde Texas school shooting, he took off to attend an NRA convention.
👉Asked for federal relief for Hurricane Harvey (Texas) after voting against that same relief for victims of Hurricane Sandy (NJ).
👉John Boehner called him "Lucifer in the flesh" and "a miserable son of a bitch."
👉While hundreds were dying from the collapse of the power grid in Texas, he fled to the Ritz Carlton in Cancun with his family, leaving his dog Snowflake behind.
🫎Got punked by The Mudflats' mascot, Brian the Moose, in Wasilla, Alaska.
❄️Once again is coming to the Last Frontier to blather to a bunch of Republicans as an "Honored Guest" at their Winter Gala in October. Maybe he's still got that flannel.