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15/02/2021

BREAKING: Ely, Minnesota

We have received reports of a break-and-enter in progress at a farmhouse in Ely MN. Our REAL Fox News team was on the scene within minutes arriving shortly after police had reached the scene, who let us know moments later that they had investigated and interviewed residents of the home as well as the foxes, and were happy to report that the foxes were not attempting to break-and-enter but were actually invited in by the cat, who wished to have a visit with them.

There were no casualties.

File photo/Ange Renard, REAL Fox Newsdesk

15/02/2021

BREAKING: Cardiff, Wales

Today in a small Welsh village just outside Cardiff, a producer fox was viewing the day's rushes on a new film about foxes in preparation for a global release of the film in the near future. Our entertainment team has seen clips and they report that the film looks fantastic so far and will surely be a worldwide box office smash. The producer told our team that they worked very hard on the film and the action was completed yesterday and will now have the finishing touches done to complete the picture. REAL Fox News will surely break the story when we have the latest information when the film is announced.

There were no casualties.

File photo/Ange Renard, REAL Fox Newsdesk

03/02/2021

BREAKING: Paris, France

A bed and breakfast just outside of Paris was surprised to see an unscheduled guest. The fox was exhausted after travelling and needed a place to rest, and it was reported that the fox settled the bill after they had woken that morning.

There were no casualties.

File photo/Ange Renard, REAL Fox Newsdesk

26/12/2020

BREAKING: Salem, Massachusetts, USA

Onlookers placed a 911 call today and requested assistance for a vehicle theft in progress. The vehicle in question was a semi truck with trailer that was long-hauling supplies but the driver had stopped for a rest and sleep and at first, was not seen, causing bystanders to wonder if they were ok. After investigation it was found that the accused vehicle thief was in fact a fox who was just enjoying a bask in the sun and just happened to be laying near the truck, and had no intention of stealing it.

There were no casualties.

File photo/Ange Renard, REAL Fox Newsdesk

26/12/2020

BREAKING: Grand Marais, Minnesota, USA

Officers were called to the region today following reports of a shark in the water. 'Polar Bear Swimmers' were told to evacuate the water until further investigation, leaving many shivering people on the shore. When the investigation was complete, it was discovered that the 'shark' was actually a fox swimming in the water.

There were no casualties.

File photo/Ange Renard, REAL Fox Newsdesk

24/12/2020

BREAKING: Around the Earth, Sol system, Milky Way

Happy Holidays from all of us here at The REAL Fox News - where all the news is about Foxes, the Foxes are always good, and there are never any casualties.

May we have peace on earth and goodwill t'ward all human and animalkind.

Blessings to all this Winter holiday where we take some joy in the midst of what is for some, the toughest season.

File artwork/Ange Renard, REAL Fox Newsdesk

22/12/2020

BREAKING: Vernon, BC, Canada

Officers arrived at a parking lot in Vernon today as a result of reports of a fight going on. Our reporting team were there to investigate the ensuing chaos, but were surprised to instead find that there was no fighting at all going on, merely two sibling adolescent foxes who were taking a break there in their busy day.

There were no casualties.

File photo/Ange Renard, REAL Fox Newsdesk

22/12/2020

BREAKING: Ruislip, England

We have been getting reports of a break & enter in the Ruislip area, police emergency having been called to hopefully catch the suspect whilst the crime was in progress. Our reporting team arrived at the scene and found a fox playing with leaves in the eaves troughs. It is not thought at this time that the fox was trying to break into the residence with malicious intent, but after a brief investigation it has come out that the fox was just enjoying himself in the fresh air with a view from the roof.

There were no casualties.

File photo/Ange Renard, REAL Fox Newsdesk

21/12/2020

BREAKING: Banff, BC, Canada

Our reporter near the mountains of Banff, earlier came across a fox basking in the sun, enjoying a moment of rest and leisure. There isn't much more to report, just a beautiful fox doing what she does, living her beautiful life.

There were no casualties.

File photo/Ange Renard, REAL Fox Newsdesk

21/12/2020

BREAKING: Salem, Oregon, USA

Today a fox was seen contemplating the yellow road marking line on a double lane back road. When asked what he thought of it, the fox made a non-committal sniff, which our Foxologist states meant that he didn't think much about it either way. It was noticed that the fox sneezed after taking a sniff of the painted line, and could possibly have an allergy.

There were no casualties.

File photo/Ange Renard, REAL Fox Newsdesk

21/12/2020

BREAKING: Ottawa, Ontario, Canada

A fox spotted today near Ottawa seemed to be very tired and possibly in need of a nap, onlookers said. Herb Apron, a millwright, told our reporter that the fox was stretching and looked to be yawning. Our Foxologist tells us that this is typical for foxes to enjoy a good stretch, and that many humans also enjoy it as well.

There were no casualties.

File photo/Ange Renard, REAL Fox Newsdesk

20/12/2020

BREAKING: Shiroishi, Miyagi, Japan

Witnesses report that they saw a flash of russet near the town of Kitsune Mura. Analysts are saying that the flash the witnesses saw was a fox, the russet red colours, its fur.

There were no casualties.

File photo/Ange Renard, REAL Fox Newsdesk

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