30/04/2024
Laugh jhoor 😂😅
1) That fact that you don't eat people's food doesn't mean that they won't eat your food
🌝😅
(This post is not about food)
2) Me as a Pilot: I hope say, they Teach You guys, "HIGH JUMP" for Secondary school, because favour just serve Me Brëakup Letter 😒😂
3). Bâbe: I sâw iPhône 15 at the Mâll🥰🥺🤍
ME: Do you likê it?
Bâbê: I swêar I lôve it, Lõve it so so so Much please ☝️🥺
ME: Ok 💝, I will givê you T-fârê to gô and lôôk at it agâin tomorrow 😳😭😂
4) Some gûys be likê "I dôn't knôw how to coôk because my môm didn't teâch me to Côok"😒
Waît o
Who taûght you all the Steps on hôw to Unhoøk Brā 😭😭
5). After prömising us that she wôn't tâke timê with her Tēstimöny, She bêgân with
"It all stârted in the Fîrst Wörld Wâr" 😳
Don't hôld mē ohh😒, Lêâve me Alone!!!, I said You Should Leâve Me!😭😭💔
6) favour, if I ìnvite You to any Pàrty again, Make I Bēnd!!! ☝️😭😭
Ordinary "Chēers" That I asked You to do with Me; You Bròke the GIass Cup!! 💥😳😭😂
7) When A Gîrl Smilês With Her Phône
AMERICANS: Woow, who's Mâking Our Daûghter lâugh Onlîné 💖🥰😘
NIGERIANS: If You Lîke, Give Hîm Your Two Brêâst through the Phönê 😳😭😂
8) Who else Noticed that,
Anytime You Plānned to Talk to your Crùsh back Then in Sēcondary school, ...Boom!!, Maths Teacher enters the Class and Starts Teaching!!! 😂😂
9) When A Person Diés:
Americans: I feel like the Wörld is coming to an Ënd in my Life 🥺
My Jôy Giver, my Happiness, My Diamond is GONE, GOOONNEEE!!😧😔😭
May your Blissful And Calm Sōul rëst in The Blessed Bôsom of the Lord!! 🙏😔
"AFRICANS" : Please ooo, No Pùsh Me to the Grāve ooooo😒.The Fôod Will Sürely Reach Everybody ooo! 💥😂
10)When I Went to Preach the Gospel in An Hotel 😒, I caught favour's Mom SIeeping with favour's Boyfriēnd 😳😋
Anyways, favour's Mom gave me to Keep Quiet😋😋, I Haven't told anyone
11. You are trying to go without reacting 🙄 heaven is far from you.. 🙄🙄🏃