Somtochukwu ohams

06/11/2023

04/11/2023

Few ways chicken lays their egg, very impressive

21/07/2023

If one woman is not enough for you, one hundred women will not be enough for you. Solomon had 300 wives and 700 concubines yet he wanted Queen Sheba. The problem is not your woman. The problem is you. You can look for a thousand and one reasons to justify your philandering ways, but the truth is that you're sick and you need help.

The primary essence of a relationship is not s*x. It is companionship. Being with a person who completes you; with whom you can be vulnerable, open about your feelings, share your dreams, aspirations and pains, get encouragement and support...that's a proper relationship and the essence of being married

It is an error for s*x to be woman. The problem is you. You can look for a thousand and one reasons to justify your philandering ways, but the truth is that you're sick and you need help.

The primary essence of a relationship is not s*x. It is companionship. Being with a person who completes you; with whom you can be vulnerable, open about your feelings, share your dreams, aspirations and pains, get encouragement and support...that's a proper relationship and the essence of being married

It is an error for s*x to be the primary attraction. There are 24 hours in a day. Let's say you spend 3 hours having s*x – based on say you no get work – which is highly unlikely – what will you spend the remaining 21 hours doing?

Dating or being married to a person who you can't talk with and play with is one of the most foo-lish mistakes you can make in your short time on earth.

Think about this!!!

I am somtochukwu ohams

20/07/2023

Playing with the little divy

18/07/2023

15/07/2023

Not my hand writing. But hey whoever reads this make sure your alone persons will think you crazy or something

A SNAKE IN THE ROOM! 😂😂😂

I was in my room last night when my neighbour
started screaming... "Help! Help! Snake ooo! "😳😳🙆

I ran to her room with a strong wood in my hand.
When I dashed into her room, I saw a very big snake facing my neighbour inside her
sitting room and other neighbours joined me with their heavy sticks.

We all started shouting, "Today is the end of your life, you evil snake!". I wanted to be a hero that night, so I first of all ran to the snake to hit it with my wood. It turned and faced us with red
eyes. Then, I said if I count 1 to 3, we should hit the snake at once which we all agreed. I started counting, 1...2....3 go! Then, Peeeeeeeem! NEPA seized the light and deep darkness covered the room.😂

Omo come and see stamped in the room,😂 the worst part was that non of us remembered where the door was located. My neighbors and I were just jumping haphazardly like reggae dancers on stage because we didn't know whether the snake was close by. Some people climbed chairs while some climbed the center table. Me I found myself on top of the fridge. We were just hitting one another with our sticks thinking it was the snake!😂 If somebody mistakenly touch another person a heavy wood will hit the person with immediate alacrity.😂😂😂

As I was standing on the fridge, few seconds later something soft touched my ankle!😂 Omo I didn't waste time in hitting the thing with my big stick! Immediately I heard cry in the room😂 Somebody was shouting "Jesus! My head oo! Who hit me?" It was then I realized that I had hit a human being.😂 I moved blindly forward to console the person then I mistakenly fell from the fridge and my hand touched something that looked like somebody's kneel! Almost immediately a heavy wood landed on my hand😂 I shouted "Blood of God who hit me" Papa Emeka shouted "Jesus Jerry no vex na me, I think say na the snake touch

14/07/2023

Who deserves a room asap

12/07/2023

Since You won't appreciate what you have

11/07/2023

A heart for your mom

11/07/2023

The heart