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28/03/2025

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The stadium is alive.

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23/07/2023

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The Brooker Highway is falling apart. Several key people are stuck. More as the story develops!

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22/04/2023

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BEAUTIFUL HELICOPTER FOUND ON ISLAND, FRESHLY GROWN, RIPE, YUMMY

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16/02/2023

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Notorious BITCH Cate Blanchett has unleashed footies across Queenstown after she announced her intentions on abolishing the rural town on Jimmy Kimmel Live.

When asked why she did this, she only responded by saying "I'm Cate Blanchett. I do what I want."

More as the story develops!

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13/01/2023

WEEKEND UPDATE

The formerly living editor of the Vigilante News (may he rest his beautiful soul) has been revealed to be none other than Robot City's very own Rodney Copperbottom.

In this eulogy, I, The Vindicator, want to express that Rodney Copperbottom's heart was always in the right place. He always sought to deliver pristine and clean reporting and true blue Aussie glue. For after all, his parents did want a boy, right? It didn't hurt a bit.

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13/01/2023

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Creatures with LOCKS and KEYS for heads have been spotted patrolling southern Tasmania's roofs.

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13/01/2023

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The supreme overlord and chief magistrate, also known as the notorious champion of evil, most known as the founder of the Vigilante News, Mr. REDACTED REDACTED has tragically passed away following an incident relating to his health.

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29/10/2022

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Occupants of white car leave white car to look at beautiful act of blue car being born in the wild Tasmanian bush.

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08/09/2022

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Queen Elizabeth's health is critical. Reichskanzler Herman Goring is mobilising his supporters.

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11/03/2022

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In an effort to be furtherly intolerable, notorious clothing shop Off Ya Tree has decided to start selling sympathetic autobiographies of controversial Austrian painters.

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11/03/2022

TRAFFIC UPDATE:

The margate train has started choo-chooing out of control all over southern Tasmania. Casualties are expected in the thousands, and delays are expected to last until Monday.

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