02/01/2024
New Year’s Day J
F**k your resolutions
You’re not losing the weight
Ain’t going to the gym
Already woke up late
Who wants to be a vegan?
Thats right, order the steak
No more smoking after dinner?
Light up, give me a break
No one keeps their resolutions
So why you even try
You will blow it on day one
Then the next day you will lie
Tell everyone you’re going strong
But you didn’t stop the drinking
Still at that sh*tty job
Too broke ass to be quitting
Want a promise you can keep?
I’ll let you borrow mine
I make the same one ever year
Running tally is at 9
It’s really quite simplistic
Smoke the g***a everyday
Set realistic goals
Just get high whichever way
Pack the bowl
Spark up a doobie
Pass the blunt
I ain’t no newbie
Been burning now for decades
I be chillin, got no strife
This ain’t no once a year thing
It’s the stoner way of life
Have a Happy Stoner New Year
