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The Sheep Podcast The Sheep is a comedy news podcast designed for the everyday person. The news is so dreary, but not on Sheep where we like to pull the wool over our laughs.

02/09/2022

Monkey hunters accidentally shoot tranquilizer into woman who reported rogue ape They missed the target by a few million years of evolution. A monkey hunting mission backfired spectacularly after a bumbling gunman accidentally shot a woman with a tranquilizer dart — knocking her out for an hour. T...

29/08/2022

Florida man arrested for trying to buy 8-year-old girl for $100,000 A Florida s*x offender was arrested after he allegedly tried to “purchase” an 8-year-old girl for $100,000 at a grocery store, police said. Hellmuth Kolb, 85, approached the child’s mom at a Winn Dixie in Port Orange Thursday ...

26/08/2022

Nightclub bans ‘staring’ without ‘verbal consent’ in new ‘woke’ policy The days of checking someone out at a club are over. An Australia nightclub said it will remove people who are caught staring at someone without that person’s consent. Club 77 in Sydney included unwanted attention f...

22/08/2022

‘World’s most extravagant’ vi****or among stolen items in Texas s*x shop heist A naughty trio swiped more than $58,000 worth of s*x toys from a Texas shop — including “the world’s most extravagant” Swarovski crystal-encrusted vi****or, according to the store. The racy, broad-daylight h...

15/08/2022

Skunk sprays church robbery suspect Grant M. Simonson moments before arrest Whoever smelt it, dealt it. A suspected church burglar in Washington state got a smelly sendoff after a skunk sprayed him just before his arrest last week, authorities said. The incident happened around 3:10 a.m. Thursday wh...

12/08/2022

Man in China arrested for marrying off underage, mentally disabled daughter to 3 different men for money The father, surnamed Xie, from Lianyuan Hunan province, sold his daughter Tingting to receive bride payments. He claimed that his daughter was over 20 years old, although she was born in January....

05/08/2022

Transgender cheerleader booted from camp denies physical altercation A transgender cheerleader kicked out of a Texas college camp for allegedly choking a teammate has denied that there was any physical altercation, claiming that she was booted from the team based solely on a dad’s “assumptions.....

01/08/2022

Woman who was seeking street justice revenge on an ex boyfriend lit his house ablaze, but only after the home owner came out did she realize it was the wrong house. A mother, daycare owner and wife to a retired police officer shot her husband three times after she confronted him about s*xually assau...

29/07/2022

A Florida man drove a stolen truck to Space Force in Brevard County, and he says it was on President Biden's orders. He stated he was there to stop a war between Chinese dragons and extraterrestrial beings. God Speed Sir. A chess playing robot was playing against a seven year old boy when the robot....

25/07/2022

A military scientist is in hot water after he tricked his co-worker and friend into hiring a woman who is more than just totally unqualified, she's a pr******te. A Florida woman was arrested last week and is kicking up dirt about her arrest saying she was only selling teddy bears behind a convenient...

22/07/2022

Would you believe a Texas professor said that we need to find a cure for homos*xuality? Well one computer science loving professor Timothy Farange said we should find the cure and test for "gayness" in the womb. Russian lawmakers are baffled as to how Ukraine is holding out against their superior nu...

18/07/2022

Anchorage police officers are being investigated after allowing a woman off without a ticket after she handed them her "White Privilege Card." A West Virginia woman awakes after a two year coma. She was a victim of an unsolved heinous bludgeoning with a hatchet or machete. She told responding police...

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