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A film podcast that only discusses films with a Rotten Tomatoes score of 32% or less. https://twitter.com/BelowFreezing32

01/07/2025

Not every film we pick for the podcast turns out quite the way we think it is going to. Sometimes the movies are goofy, sometimes the movies are amazing, and sometimes the movies feel hollow and without real merit. Here is where the St. Johns find themselves as they discuss the Paul Schrader directed and Lindsay Lohan led film “The Canyons”. They attempt to discuss the wild behind-the-scenes stories, where Lohan was with her career at the time, and if the film really says anything about Hollywood. The film is free on some streaming services, but you may just want to listen to us and skip the viewing

New Episode Out Now➡️link in bio

17/06/2025

🎬 This Week on Below Freezing...

What do you get when you mix a white rapper, Pee-Wee Herman vibes, and some of the strangest editing choices ever put to film?

💥 Cool As Ice (1991) starring

Join the St. Johns as they dive into bizarre side characters, cringey family dynamics, and more loose hips than logic. This one’s WILD. Watch it first... then hit play on the pod. 🎧 link in bio

03/06/2025

We started off grey, things got darker, but ultimately we were freed – WE DID IT! We have come to the end of the E.L. James trilogy with the 2018 film “Fifty Shades Freed”. Join the St. Johns as we discuss unearned ending montages, long lost orphan brothers, and awkward hugs. Is this a good trilogy? Is it a bad trilogy? Should different ice cream have been used in that kitchen s*x scene? LET US KNOW!

21/05/2025

What if Tarantino pitched a wild idea to Guy Ritchie, who scribbled it down, lost it in a storm… and someone else tried to piece together the rain-smeared notes?
That chaotic masterpiece might look a lot like Joe Carnahan’s Smokin’ Aces.
This week, the St. Johns dive into the star-studded cast (who stood out?), the twisty, overcooked plot, and the wild tone shifts that make this action-comedy so unforgettable.
Tune in to a new episode now—things are about to get loud. Link in bio

06/05/2025

🎙️𝐍𝐞𝐰 𝐄𝐩𝐢𝐬𝐨𝐝𝐞 𝐀𝐥𝐞𝐫𝐭!

We journey back into the Red Room and the Pacific Northwest—but this time, there’s a creepy publisher, a stalking submissive, and a whole lot of questionable decision-making in 𝐹𝑖𝑓𝑡𝑦 𝑆ℎ𝑎𝑑𝑒𝑠 𝐷𝑎𝑟𝑘𝑒𝑟 (2017).

Join the St. Johns as they unpack Mrs. Robinson, helicopter drama, and why Christian keeps telling girls to kneel 👀

22/04/2025

New Episode of Below Freezing!

Melissa lost the Oscar bet… so guess who’s hosting this week for the first time!
That’s right — and she picked Crossroads, the Britney Spears road trip classic you definitely remember (or tried to forget).

Join the St. Johns as they talk method acting, temper tantrums, and music video-style filmmaking. Oh, and Zoe Saldana is in this — did you know that? Because we sure didn’t.

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08/04/2025

New Episode Out Now!

We kicked off our franchise for the year, and it’s a s*xual doozy. The St. Johns stay moody in the Pacific Northwest as we dive into Fifty Shades of Grey. We talk Dakota Johnson & Jamie Dornan, questionable parenting choices, and ask the big question: Is this movie actually s*xy?🤔

Listen now wherever you get your podcasts!

26/03/2025

It’s been a while since Adam & Melissa clashed over a film—but leave it to (and Adam Sandler) in Jack and Jill to stir things up! 🎭😂

This week, the St. Johns dive into:
🎭 The concept of twins in film
👍👎 Whether the characters are actually likable
🔥 And just how phenomenal Al Pacino is in this movie!

So grab a Dunkachino ☕ and tune in! 🎧

12/03/2025

🎬 New Episode Alert! 🎧

In the latest episode of Below Freezing, the St. Johns dive deep into the 2002 horror flick Fear Dot Com. 🕷️💻

Ever wonder what happens when a production company can’t buy the rights to a domain they desperately need for the film's title? Well, you just roll with it and name it Fear Dot Com. 🤷‍♂️

Join the hosts as they break down the film’s plot, the iconic actors involved, and why Roger Ebert gave it a surprisingly positive review. Plus, they discuss the iconic line "Do you like to watch?" (and when it's better to not watch at all).

If you're a fan of deep dives into cult classics, this episode is for you. Don't miss it!

🎧 Listen now wherever you get your podcasts!

25/02/2025

A hit song, dated jokes, and all the genres you can think of: we’re discussing the 1999 blockbuster summer hit “Wild Wild West”. Join the St. Johns as they discuss retinal terminus theory, Kenneth Branagh’s crazy performance, and the sliding doors of Will Smith choosing to do this movie. Wicki-wicki-wild wild west indeed!
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#1999

15/02/2025

NEW EPISODE OUT NOW!

Terrible parenting, Paris Hilton promoting her own death, and a house literally made of wax? What else could we be talking about other than the 2005 horror flick “House of Wax”. Join the St. Johns as we talk about old school GPS tech, inappropriate sibling relationships, and whose death is the hardest to watch in this film.

28/01/2025

This movie could not be more up our alley: mid-90s, “talking” gorillas, , and sesame cake that you can’t eat. All of this plus white gorillas that will scare the crap out of you all await in the 1995 jungle epic “Congo”. Join the St. Johns as we breakdown the wonderful cameos in this film, the believable puppeteering and construction of “Amy”, and…is Laura Linney a good actress? Tune in and explore the Congo with us!

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