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A film podcast that only discusses films with a Rotten Tomatoes score of 32% or less. https://twitter.com/BelowFreezing32

09/09/2025

❄ New Episode of Below Freezing!

We’re diving into The Love Guru (2008) — Mike Myers’ legendary flop that serves up cringe comedy, baffling cultural choices, and more hockey than anyone asked for. 🏒🥶

Join the St. Johns as they break down why this “rom-com” might just be the coldest movie yet.

🎧 Listen now link in bio!

26/08/2025

NEW EPISODE OUT NOW!!!
Did you know they made a sequel to “Hollow Man”? Well, I’m here to tell you that YES they did and YES we covered “Hollow Man 2” on the pod. Join the St. Johns as they discuss this straight-to-DVD flick: the Christian Slater (or lack thereof) of the whole thing, the way Seattle is (and is not) used in the film, and the longest neck in the history of necks. The movie is on Tubi, so you know it’s good.

29/07/2025

🎬 New Episode Out Now!

A bestselling novel ✅
A proven director ✅
A star-studded cast ✅
Sounds like a recipe for a hit... unless it totally misses the mark. 😬

This week, the St. Johns break down the infamous Brian De Palma disaster "The Bonfire of the Vanities" miscasting, overindulgence, and a story that tries to do way too much. 🔥

🎧 Tune in for the chaos, the controversy, and what went so wrong with this would-be blockbuster.

16/07/2025

"There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.” Behold in the glory of our first Chuck Norris film – in which he plays HIMSELF!!! Yes, we are indeed talking about the 1992 family film about karate in Texas – “Sidekicks”. Join the St. Johns as they delve into the world of Chuck Norris, our lead’s crazy daydreams that need serious medical attention, and the Texas mafia. This movie is INCREDIBLE – so check it out and listen to us break it all down (including the “twist” ending).

NEW EPISODE OUT NOW➡️ LINK IN BIO

01/07/2025

Not every film we pick for the podcast turns out quite the way we think it is going to. Sometimes the movies are goofy, sometimes the movies are amazing, and sometimes the movies feel hollow and without real merit. Here is where the St. Johns find themselves as they discuss the Paul Schrader directed and Lindsay Lohan led film “The Canyons”. They attempt to discuss the wild behind-the-scenes stories, where Lohan was with her career at the time, and if the film really says anything about Hollywood. The film is free on some streaming services, but you may just want to listen to us and skip the viewing

New Episode Out Now➡️link in bio

17/06/2025

🎬 This Week on Below Freezing...

What do you get when you mix a white rapper, Pee-Wee Herman vibes, and some of the strangest editing choices ever put to film?

💥 Cool As Ice (1991) starring

Join the St. Johns as they dive into bizarre side characters, cringey family dynamics, and more loose hips than logic. This one’s WILD. Watch it first... then hit play on the pod. 🎧 link in bio

03/06/2025

We started off grey, things got darker, but ultimately we were freed – WE DID IT! We have come to the end of the E.L. James trilogy with the 2018 film “Fifty Shades Freed”. Join the St. Johns as we discuss unearned ending montages, long lost orphan brothers, and awkward hugs. Is this a good trilogy? Is it a bad trilogy? Should different ice cream have been used in that kitchen s*x scene? LET US KNOW!

21/05/2025

What if Tarantino pitched a wild idea to Guy Ritchie, who scribbled it down, lost it in a storm… and someone else tried to piece together the rain-smeared notes?
That chaotic masterpiece might look a lot like Joe Carnahan’s Smokin’ Aces.
This week, the St. Johns dive into the star-studded cast (who stood out?), the twisty, overcooked plot, and the wild tone shifts that make this action-comedy so unforgettable.
Tune in to a new episode now—things are about to get loud. Link in bio

06/05/2025

🎙️𝐍𝐞𝐰 𝐄𝐩𝐢𝐬𝐨𝐝𝐞 𝐀𝐥𝐞𝐫𝐭!

We journey back into the Red Room and the Pacific Northwest—but this time, there’s a creepy publisher, a stalking submissive, and a whole lot of questionable decision-making in 𝐹𝑖𝑓𝑡𝑦 𝑆ℎ𝑎𝑑𝑒𝑠 𝐷𝑎𝑟𝑘𝑒𝑟 (2017).

Join the St. Johns as they unpack Mrs. Robinson, helicopter drama, and why Christian keeps telling girls to kneel 👀

22/04/2025

New Episode of Below Freezing!

Melissa lost the Oscar bet… so guess who’s hosting this week for the first time!
That’s right — and she picked Crossroads, the Britney Spears road trip classic you definitely remember (or tried to forget).

Join the St. Johns as they talk method acting, temper tantrums, and music video-style filmmaking. Oh, and Zoe Saldana is in this — did you know that? Because we sure didn’t.

Listen now➡️ link in bio

08/04/2025

New Episode Out Now!

We kicked off our franchise for the year, and it’s a s*xual doozy. The St. Johns stay moody in the Pacific Northwest as we dive into Fifty Shades of Grey. We talk Dakota Johnson & Jamie Dornan, questionable parenting choices, and ask the big question: Is this movie actually s*xy?🤔

Listen now wherever you get your podcasts!

26/03/2025

It’s been a while since Adam & Melissa clashed over a film—but leave it to (and Adam Sandler) in Jack and Jill to stir things up! 🎭😂

This week, the St. Johns dive into:
🎭 The concept of twins in film
👍👎 Whether the characters are actually likable
🔥 And just how phenomenal Al Pacino is in this movie!

So grab a Dunkachino ☕ and tune in! 🎧

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