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08/24/2026

POV: You start taking collagen for your skin and accidentally turn yourself into a walking zombie. 💀

The collagen wasn’t even the funniest part of this story. The fact that we somehow spent an entire conversation debating whether zombies sleep?? 😭

Sometimes I black out when I’m telling stories too. Anyway… alive they’re dead. I don’t know where I was going with that.

08/23/2026

Growing up as Michelle Tanner on Full House had to be one of the wildest childhood experiences ever. 😂👶 Two babies playing one character, being called “Michelle,” having Bob Saget play your dad… and somehow knowing it was all pretend?! HOW?! 😭
The Olsen twins really went from infants to one of the most iconic TV characters of the ‘90s.

08/22/2026

Being in your 30s means apparently crushes are canceled. 😂 If we’re not in a relationship, then what are we even doing?! Just marry me and let’s skip the awkward “does he like me?” phase. 💀 And yes, jeans are acceptable… just maybe not at the wedding. 👰‍♀️

08/21/2026

Katie Maloney calling out Taylor Swift’s fashion choices has fans raising an eyebrow. 👀 The irony? She was previously spotted wearing a Taylor Swift cardigan herself. 😂
There’s a difference between saying Taylor’s style isn’t your favorite and completely dragging her fashion. Was Katie just giving her honest opinion… or hater energy? 👀

08/20/2026

I said “count your days, Tinley Park” and apparently my TayVoodoo took that personally. 😭🌪️ After all the complaints about the concert parking situation, a tornado damaged the venue and we immediately started connecting the dots. 😂
Obviously, there’s no actual connection… but the timing?! INSANE. 💀

08/19/2026

The fact that women can now choose a man because we actually LIKE him… and somehow that’s made dating harder. 😭

We don’t need the house, the paycheck, or the security package anymore. We want personality, emotional intelligence, chemistry, and someone who actually makes us laugh.

And apparently that’s where the dating pool said, “good luck.” 💀

Are we asking for too much or is the bar simply underground?

08/17/2026

If you thought we nail the outro on the first try… absolutely not. 😂😭 Welcome to the REAL Top Shelf Tuesday. Sometimes it takes approximately 47 attempts to get the words out correctly. We are the girls who sh*t talk, not truth talk. Everything is alleged, and the newsletter will come back when you guys start following directions 👀

08/16/2026

Tom Holland has officially entered the “why did nobody warn me?” category. 😂👀 Between that Spider-Man suit, the mask, and the way he carries himself around Zendaya… the man has 6’5” ENERGY even if the height says otherwise. 😭🔥

08/15/2026

Dating is so bad we’re apparently thirsting over a WICKER MAN now. 😭😂 Wicker is already getting people talking, and the internet is not ready for this unconventional romance. Just remember: enjoy the movie fantasy, but maybe leave the HomeGoods wicker decor where it belongs. 💀

08/13/2026

A woman literally orders herself a husband made out of WICKER?! 😳🍿 This new movie is giving romance, fantasy, and the kind of spicy book plot that BookTok would absolutely eat up. If you love unconventional love stories and steamy romance, this one needs to be on your radar.

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