Death Row Diaries

23/07/2025

Well everyone, Bill got out of prison finally. He will be in a halfway house for six months, I believe. He has been going through what you can imagine is an awful lot of trouble, getting an ID, for example, you can't do anything without an ID. There is also some red tape to clear up regarding past charges. He needs to get a phone and a computer, and any number of basic necessities. We will keep you posted on the show's goals for the future. At the moment we are happy he's out.

29/01/2025

Everyone: We got word today that Bill has been GRANTED PAROLE! Unanimously. He will spend another 120 days in processing but he will be getting out after this time. Everyone is very happy about this development. We will be recording an update to release this week.

13/12/2024

New Episode out now! Billy Mansfield.

https://spotifycreators-web.app.link/e/K777cGqSiPb

04/10/2024

Tough guy libertarians aren't man enough to drive their own cars? Interesting.

Aren't Libertarians supposed to want to do things for themselves?

01/10/2024

So based on this bizarro statement I assume we're going to find out Ashton Kutcher is a pe*****le ra**st in about T minus a week or so?

Ashton Kutcher is allegedly worried about what Diddy would say about his friends after the rapper's recent arrest and s*x crime charges.

20/09/2024

I just had to set a mouse trap and you're supposed to put food in it, but I realized I didn't have anything a mouse would want to eat, and then I realized I live here.

17/09/2024

The media seems to not have an answer as to why there are so many assassination attempts on Trump. I think I can solve this one: Many people want to kill him.

06/09/2024

https://bullseye.substack.com/p/can-the-undecided-voters-piss-off

Nobody cares bro.

20/08/2024

Doorbell cameras are creepy, let's stop doing it.

Ring and SimpliSafe are blurring the line between security and voyeurism

19/08/2024

Thoughts on JD Vance? I suspect he thinks he is awesome because he has children.

He's a pro-natalist, and proud of it.

18/08/2024

New Patreon Episode dropping! https://www.patreon.com/posts/randy-kraft-part-110342494?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=postshare_creator&utm_content=join_link

08/08/2024

JD Vance is obsessed with gender roles, yet her wears eyeliner. Let that sink in. (He's best buddies with Peter Thiel. He's gay.)