Breakdowns For Breakfast

09/10/2025

https://open.spotify.com/episode/2tH2RtAVUkUdOfGEtZ3EHO?si=IzEXD9eWRNKS4LYCG6Kkvw

Breakdowns For Breakfast · Episode

07/10/2025

On the quickest turnaround from album being released to episode being done, Taylor Swift's newest album, The Life of a Showgirl, is given the Breakdowns treatment. Sometimes Monster feels like the ELDEST DAUGHTER when he dresses like ELIZABETH TAYLOR. Danger tried to be a FATHER FIGURE but it started to RUIN THE FRIENDSHIP.

https://open.spotify.com/episode/7qoj3T6TUBUa8k5G7rT6dj?si=0JrnN3EpQqawsHqZ-U6ORQ

"The guy at Home Depot just said it was in poor taste."
"We're not Sleepy Swifties."
"The Dangerettes. They're also my backup dancers."
"I enjoy lying to you."
"It just so happened to be the p***s song."
"She sounds like she's pretty popular."
"Who!? Bugs Bunny!?

Taylor Swift

06/10/2025

Desperate times call for desperate measures! Tune in tomorrow for extra special emergency episode of Breakdowns for Breakfast!

03/10/2025

Happy Tay Tay Day to all who celebrate! Who's already listened to the new album???

30/09/2025

One of the requests that came in some time ago, Taylor Swift’s 1989, has gotten a face lift. We are re-releasing this episode! Not WELCOME TO NEW YORK, welcome to Breakdowns For Breakfast. The fan said I WISH YOU WOULD but will we be OUT OF THE WOODS? Whatever happens, we SHAKE IT OFF and leave this episode feeling CLEAN.

https://open.spotify.com/episode/1p9LVhIxuvU41AnjeRrvIq?si=st4yqqxzRRyGYk0V--BTSw

"Thank the God Mother Taylor Swift."
"Nobody said that s**t about Dolly Parton."
"Two old white dudes make a podcast."
"It's really hard for me to hear this song and not picture pigs in spandex."
"Blink twice if you're in actual danger Danger!"

Taylor Swift

Breakdowns For Breakfast · Episode

25/09/2025

Monster and Danger see Sleep Token live!!!

https://open.spotify.com/episode/6OeRZYd7yzIMVcSXclnOyH?si=A_nkAIrzQd2gZyVhp_8Jcg

23/09/2025

On this episode Monster thinks that the the newest Lady Gaga album, Mayhem, should get the Breakdowns treatment. Is this one of Monster's tricks and will he say "ABRACADABRA" at the end? Before Danger can work on being a PERFECT CELEBRITY he first needs to become a celebrity. Danger tells Monster "DON'T CALL TONIGHT" and Monster tells Danger that he is a SHADOW OF A MAN. Which one of the boys is a KILLAH? You will have to listen to find out who is going to DIE WITH A SMILE.

https://open.spotify.com/episode/4iUzylHwj48p0bDTjMxMD2?si=9YhGKSV-Q1WTtOMFceFnMA

"Those mediums are much more schmediums."
"Who's Leon GooGoo!?"
"I don't care what he prefers."
"I like it when they dance with their shoulders."
"If the K in KMFDM stood for Kesha."
"We were just covered in sweat and glitter."

Lady Gaga

(Editor's note: Included are two photos of Monster on stage while wearing Lady Gaga shirts to prove he wasn't lying 🤣🤣)

19/09/2025

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DOyFxhjDY9J/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

18/09/2025

https://open.spotify.com/episode/0RBIvRusQGRanK6FEqcaQS?si=ObsKNpXyTF-9ptD7NtMqcg

Breakdowns For Breakfast · Episode

16/09/2025

Danger puts the 1998 Pearl Jam album, Yield, on the breakfast table. Pearl Jam is Danger's favorite band but he has hardly stayed FAITHFUL to them. Monster puts together his WISHLIST and Danger takes a look at it and says "NO WAY". Monster enjoys the LOW LIGHT of a dimly lit room and Danger stays IN HIDING.

https://open.spotify.com/episode/3D8LCTOGTkjhRQDIPmerAw?si=8aAbZbZJS-yGNgiXkeZaSQ

"I'm good. I'm glad you're done with all that."
"He out warbles them all."
"When he sings the word echo and there's an echo on the echo."
"There's a sneaky F word in there somewhere."
"It sounds like a mix of car horns and donkeys."
"As a mammal who often wears pants..."

Pearl Jam

09/09/2025

On this episode of Breakdowns For Breakfast, the self titled debut from Billy Talent gets put on the breakfast table. Danger is tired of hearing Monster tell him LIES. Monster tries to CUT THE CURTAINS and Danger gives LIVING IN THE SHADOWS a try. Are the boys PRISONERS OF TODAY or are they left STANDING IN THE RAIN?

https://open.spotify.com/episode/1Cn8800ieqjUq0RyFZpxzR?si=cTOFUS2GR3OS4GJktzu1wg

"It's a 'Schmedium.'"
"We took a bunch of shots of Yoo-Hoo."
"There's more moose than people."
"It's an all male Paramore."
"What a unique way of saying I'm sad."
"I feel like if a wine glass was in the room, it would break."

Billy Talent

02/09/2025

On this episode of Breakdowns For Breakfast, the newest Coheed and Cambria album, Vaxis – Act III: The Father of Make Believe, gets put on the breakfast table. Monster is sad as he says "GOODBYE, SUNSHINE". Danger goes for ONE LAST MIRACLE. Monster tries to be THE FATHER OF MAKE BELIEVE and Danger tries to show that he is SOMEONE WHO CAN. Regardless of how they feel about it, these two are TEATHERED TOGETHER.

https://open.spotify.com/episode/2f0NtDzXiY0SZ37MwoKox0?si=RAhg4HQoSXe45twaruYNmg

"Where's my nerd alert button?"
"Hang on. Calm your t**s."
"I'm sorry I don't like reggae on the moon music."
"I understand that. But I don't agree."
"Everything's in 4/4 if you don't want to be a nerd about it."
"I love those basements."
"The technical term for jaunty."

Coheed and Cambria