Breakdowns For Breakfast

05/08/2025

On this episode of Breakdowns For Breakfast a request brings the self titled debut from Left Hand Black to the breakfast table. It may have been released in 2020 but 28 DAYS LATER it still sounds like a horror punk album. Monster says "LET'S SCARE JESSICA TO DEATH" and Danger takes a peak BEHIND THE GREEN DOOR. Monster and Danger both have kids. Are they the CHILDREN OF THE NIGHT? Will the boys be able to properly breakdown the WALKING DEAD?

https://open.spotify.com/episode/7b8qaECUVCKZH8Pg737j7N?si=IakfVAdnQRqJagzJaqK8gQ

"Until you listen to it 4 times in a row for a stupid podcast you and your jackass friend start."
"Of course it's Gothenburg! That's amazing!"
"A buddy cop, action, zombie comedy."
"He says delicious human meat! It cracks me up every time!"
"You can just feel the Bruce Campbell of it all."
"I worked from home yesterday, by myself, and I thought about killing my coworker.
"Harry Reems...First of all, if that's your real name.

04/08/2025

Sometimes scheduling recording time can be tricky! Thankfully we're professionals and communicate clearly 🤣🤣🤣

29/07/2025

Closing out Month Of Masks, the breakdowns treatment is given to The Aquabats 1995 album; "The Return Of The Aquabats." Monster plays with PLAYDOUGH as Danger takes a second job as a CD REPO MAN. The boys fall in line with the AQUABAT MARCH. Monster is under the illusion that Danger must PINCH AND ROLL.

https://open.spotify.com/episode/4ONhejMbthEJkXoVQbbFYP?si=IJQdubltQSG6z6S_N9EZSg

"What is that God awful ska music you keep playing!?"
"We're on stage telling you to brush your teeth."
"It's a ska band! There's at least 13 members!"
"The Richard and flatulence songs."
"SKA-TEMBER!"
"Instead of a band, we're gonna talk about a whole damn army!"

The Aquabats!

22/07/2025

Farewell to the Prince of Darkness. R.I.P. Ozzy. Heavy Metal wouldn't be the same without you 🤘🤘🤘🤘

A statement from his family says Osbourne was with his family and "surrounded by love" when he died this morning.

22/07/2025

Another Month of Masks episode on Breakdowns For Breakfast. This week we talk the The Bunny The Bear album from 2020; "Afterglow." Danger wants Monster to TELL THE TRUTH and Monster just sees VISIONS. The boys learn to LET GO and let it all BURN.

"If the E in EDM stood for emo."
"Do you stand by these numbers!?"
"You can grimace if you want to."
"I definitely caucasianed it up."
"Basically making a pasta album with so many noodles."
"I don't like you saying it to me."

The Bunny The Bear

16/07/2025

Ned Flanders knows what's up! 🤣🤣🤘🤘🤘🤘

15/07/2025

On this episode of Breakdowns For Breakfast, we continue the Month Of Masks with the 2007 Lordi album, "The Arockalypse." Will this one succeed at BRINGING THE BALLS BACK TO ROCK? Monster joins THE KIDS WHO WANNA PLAY WITH THE DEAD and Danger pays a visit to the CHAINSAW BUFFET. Breakdowns may come out in the morning but THEY ONLY COME OUT AT NIGHT.

https://open.spotify.com/episode/1JvQqb0n1rVkGzkkQ5geMj?si=YlAxqyLUTZWPOiGpidvNiA

"Monsters singing about monster s**t."
"Ghost balls."
"Who is your daddy and what does he do!?"
"Are you a big fan of Eurovision?"
"Diet Lordi."
"Nine songs in, it's about time we start talking about eating people."

Lordi

11/07/2025

Happy 30th birthday to the album that turned Monster from a normal person into one of those weirdo folks that obsess over a band for the rest of their lives!