Breakdowns For Breakfast

05/06/2026

https://open.spotify.com/episode/7CNjiT2wGJN4ePHTUqLBBc?si=BBk6tg4pSve-8wG2N7xZeA

Breakdowns For Breakfast · Episode

02/06/2026

Danger thought it would be a good idea to put the 2023 album from From Ashes To New; "Blackout," on the breakfast table. Danger and Monster don't exactly feel this one is a NIGHTMARE. Monster identifies with the MONSTER IN ME. Danger hears ECHOS of Monster BARELY BREATHING. Danger thinks we are BROKEN BY DESIGN and Monster has thoughts on his LEGACY.

https://open.spotify.com/episode/3em3Fuq2ahtlZR4F5jyOuE?si=Jl6bRSDxSiaKxklF9DvHCg

"There's a third cheek on their butt."
"Maybe they were just parking linkins."
"Bromantical."
"This is one of those times where I really question calling myself Monster."
"I'm 40 with a kids and a mortgage. A breakup song doesn't do much for me at this point."
"I wanna shop S Mart."

From Ashes to New

Editor's Note: Monster meant to say Rob from Linkin Park, not Brad. Rob was the drummer, Brad was the guitarist. Even the NuMetal Monster occasionally makes a mistake

28/05/2026

https://open.spotify.com/episode/52rPYRPg9dFjsBGP07C4r9?si=rS9YwwDkTn6L-zb9zFVemg

Breakdowns For Breakfast · Episode

27/05/2026

To round out Duo Month, Danger puts the self titled album from Bat Fangs on the breakfast table. Monster comes at this one with his FANGS OUT. Danger and Monster fight over who is a BOY OF SUMMER. Danger listens for a HEARTBEAT after Monster gets a WOLFBITE.

https://open.spotify.com/episode/469PwwMcKEFeH3YoLEmiHl?si=-643L_arTnKIBRaR5MaMyg

"However, this song needs some damn cowbell!"
"We're rocking the fear away."
"It just smells like heat."
"I know you have an affinity for people who wear lights on their heads."
"We're just making it up as we go and hoping for the best."

21/05/2026

Monster sees Jiluka live!

https://open.spotify.com/episode/3l04DbyvYpiMAkDoqysL0u?si=x4KzhdlqTACbeRcRX7Haog

19/05/2026

In week 3 of Duo month, Monster puts the 2010 album, "Streets of Gold," from 3OH!3 on the breakfast table. This episode makes Monster take pause on saying "WE ARE YOUNG." Danger tries to get into a HOUSE PARTY but had trouble finding the door due to DOUBLE VISION.

https://open.spotify.com/episode/5Tq7ZALffb8J5S9y9ti0JP?si=yAiis9GCTHejZbmUMWp0kA

"Yes! Yes! I was hoping we were gonna fight tonight!"
"I'm an old boring man."
"The Stifler of the emo scene."
"Tasteful Tambo."
"This ladybug does not look as cool as I remember it."

3OH!3

15/05/2026

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no hardcore dancing in the communal recreation room 😂

14/05/2026

New Second Breakfast Episode! Monster plays ANOTHER SHOW!!!

https://open.spotify.com/episode/79enL45Feec74c4wlVU7YZ?si=VhDdc9pvTh2rih7Qv6w7gw

12/05/2026

In continuing Duo Month, Danger suggested that the 2010 Album; "No Name No Color," from Middle Class Rut gets put on the breakfast table. Monster is too BUSY BEIN' BORN to talk to Danger about his LIFELONG DAYSHIFT. Monster thinks it is SAD TO KNOW if Danger is ALIVE OR DEAD. Monster watches as Danger hits a NEW LOW.

https://open.spotify.com/episode/5jbKTWf9PLNYWd7YrEF1EF?si=Tk5xJR_GTxCsUEbIYlCEQw

"I'll tell you who is who and who does what."
"When you're just wrong, I'm gonna tell you!"
"I don't like being yelled at all the time."
"I've never not judged you."
"Brain damblage."

Middle Class Rut

05/05/2026

Continuing DUO MONTH, Monster wants to put the 2023 album "Venom," from Wargasm on the breakfast table. Is Monster going to RIDE THE THUNDER or BANG YA HEAD? Danger is feeling FERAL when he hears the DEATH RATTLE. Monster feels a bit of OUTRAGE when he sees Danger's MINIGUN.

https://open.spotify.com/episode/22ZAf0eqZfxoaVeIFPQdtk?si=pO9xpLIsTT-SXStsAUQ34A

"I Nine Inch Nailed it."
"Monday through Wednesday: stone cold sober. Thursday? Rails of co***ne!"
"That's one of the best metal 'YEAHS,' I've heard in a long time."
"We got some more p*e drops."
"It's the tower of power baby. The tower of power!"

Wargasm UK