19/07/2025
The NP Life: A Cautionary Tale
Meet Linda, an aspiring nurse practitioner. Her life motto?
“I’ll rest after boards… or after clinicals… or maybe after I retire.”
She had five highlighters, ten textbooks, and two jobs!
Every morning, she chanted:
“FNP. DNP. GOD help me.”
Fast forward a few years—Linda became a licensed NP!
But guess what?
Now she’s diagnosing fatigue in others while running on caffeine and vibes.
She tells her patients to “get 8 hours of sleep”... then charts until 2 a.m.
She preaches self-care but hasn’t seen her own bathtub since grad school.
One day, a patient asked,
“Ma’am, are YOU okay?”
Linda paused and said,
"I was… until SOAP notes became my love language."
Moral of the story?
Aspiring or licensed, you still need rest.
Because burnt-out NPs don’t save just lives—they just forget where they parked.
Happy Saturday to all NPs and future NPs!
Rest is medicine too. 🩺☕
Tag your NP tribe who needs a nap and a laugh today!
Miriam Tivzenda. APRN, nurse educator, and Coach.
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