02/12/2025
KENNEDY JUST OPENED THE OBAMA VAULT ON LIVE TV:
“$3.8 BILLION EMBEZZLED FROM THE FOUNDATION, OFFSHORE BLACK HOLES, AND CHILDISH SECRETS SO DARK I’M GIVING YOU ONE LAST WEEKEND TO PRAY”
John Neely Kennedy walked in alone, no notes, no smile.
He placed a 1,412-page midnight-black binder labeled
“OBAMA FOUNDATION – CLASSIFIED FRAUD SEALED JUVENILE DEPRAVITY”
on the desk so gently the thud still sounded like a coffin closing.
Voice low, Louisiana grave-dirt slow:
“Tonight I only open the money chapter.
$3.8 billion vanished: Cayman ghosts, Kenyan straw charities, vineyard shells in Tuscany. Every forged signature, every midnight transfer while Barack was preaching ‘hope’ – it’s all here.
But the money is the polite part.
I’ve got the second safe.
Punahou psych files, Jakarta diary pages, Chicago basement Polaroids, tantrums, dolls, things so childish and twisted they’d make a priest vomit.
I’m not airing that envelope yet.
I’m giving you one quiet weekend to confess, to burn the hard drives, to maybe vanish before the marshals knock.
Come Monday, if this ledger isn’t on the DOJ desk with your surrender…
I open the red envelope.
And the world will never unsee it.”
He closed the binder like a funeral.
“Sleep light, Barack.
Monday’s coming.”
Feed silent for 44 seconds.
hit 33.7 BILLION posts in six minutes.
Kennedy’s only X: black screen, red digital clock ticking from 72:00:00, captioned
“See y’all Monday.”
The gator’s patient.
But the jaws are already open.
