08/07/2025
GROSS! Today’s clip dives into Netflix’s Trainwreck: P**p Cruise—because who wouldn’t pay to watch thousands of people stranded at sea in sewage hell? This 55-minute doc replays the infamous 2013 Carnival cruise disaster, when toilets quit, biohazard bags multiplied, and passengers stubbornly refused to p**p in them. Spoiler: chaos ensued.
You’ll hear from a bachelorette trio, a dad on bonding duty, and the poor guy trying to impress his future in-laws by locating a working bathroom. Plus, crew members spill how Carnival’s fine-print ticket clauses once let them off the hook for everything from seaworthiness to edible food. After a string of lawsuits, those escape hatches finally vanished—too little, too late.
We’ll unpack why P**p Cruise peaks at toilet rebellion and barely scratches the risk of real sickness. I’ll riff on how “trainwreck” docs feed our hunger for failure while skirting deeper analysis. And I’ll ask: are we all metaphorically constipated by our own refusal to adapt?
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