01/11/2025
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Movies That I Hoped Would Have Been Better (*may contain slight spoilers):
[2025] "Elio" - So, let me see if I understand this.. the more I act like a completely selfish, monstrous, destructive, lying and manipulating little brat, the higher the chances are of me getting exactly what I want and being glorified for my rotten behavior?! Gee, that's an excellent message to send! Very manic, shallow and a total sensory overload, making it extremely exhausting to get through. Around thirty minutes in, Mom and I were ready to shut it off. However, it does get a tiny bit better toward the end, but nothing I would recommend or ever watch again.
[2025] "Snow White" - The animated classic is one of my favorite Disney cartoons, and even though this 'live-action reimagining' has some elements of that film, it is definitely not! Making it a full musical was a horrible decision, despite some decent voices among the cast. The writing was not too good and the changes, to include the new songs, felt self-righteous and preachy, making the whole viewing experience less enjoyable and seem much longer than it needed to be. I mean, only a few minutes in and I'm like, 'just be quiet and eat the apple already!'. The poorly made CG dwarfs were just freaky and artificial looking, and shame on Disney for not hiring actors of size for these iconic roles in the first place; after all, there is one in the 'Robin Hood-esque' group of bandits, so what the hell?! I could have done without that whole side story as well, talk about an unneeded time-filler. There is more, but why bother at this point. However, anything that mirrored original content in the slightest, which there wasn't much, was pretty cool. Overall, the whole thing felt so absolutely unnecessary. Particularly with the huge difference in context and direction. Why not just make a brand new movie about that, instead of remaking an older one just to incorporate it? ..oh wait, they already have.. a bunch of times.. recently! Seems like such a waste to me. This new piece was a soulless, sad destruction of a beautiful tale, very much lacking the love, innocence, purity, joy and happiness that makes the 1937 film always the better and way more entertaining choice.
[2025] "The Lost Princess" - Watched this for Gary Dourdan, who I enjoyed in "Alien: Resurrection" (1997) and "CSI: Crime Scene Investigation" (2000-2015), and Eric Roberts, who I've been a long time fan of, but sadly, looks like he is reading his lines from cue cards or an off-screen prompter. The writing isn't the best and the story is just kind of dull. Acting is so so. The quick and erratic flashing multi cuts while transitioning to the flashback segments were intrusive and almost caused motion sickness. However, does feature a rad musical score; Beautiful scenery and buildings with amazing tile work, carvings and paintings.
[2025] "Warlord" - Unfortunately, the writing is as cliché as it gets, with absolutely nothing fresh or original to offer - a first draft of a first screenplay turned into a movie, sorta thing. Dialogue tries, but is way too wordy and basically nonsense, constantly repeating conversation elements immediately after just speaking them - droning on and on, dwelling on a lot of non-plot related ideas as well. The whole thing is simply cut and pasted material from "LOTR" and such films with it's own 'like' musical score and similar scenescapes reminiscent of any fantasy RPG. The real locations, when used, are beautiful. Cinematography, editing, and audio are questionable throughout - feeling quite amateurish in places. Some odd CG digitally animated filler, shots and scenes. Has the feel of a much older, made for BBC television movie or series with a huge helping of 90s American Soap Operas. The action and finale are cheap, hokey and unexciting - even having the gall of an open-ending to continue on their own 'epic' saga. Absolutely unnecessary - should have finished the dull, uninteresting story then and there. In all honesty, sometimes it is not the best idea to write, direct, and star in your own "LOTR" meets "Robin Hood" nerdy wet dream fantasy flick. Real tough to get through.