01/09/2025
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Movies That I Hoped Would Have Been Better (*may contain slight spoilers):
[2025] "The Monkey" - I'm not really a fan of a lot of King's writings in the first place, so any adaptation is always ify to me. I had no high hopes for this at all, and rightly so. The writing is poor, cliché (even featuring the 'oh so typical' and overused King narrative style story telling), and the entire thing is dumbfoundingly predictable and boring. Dialogue is melodramatic, unimportant and pointless for the most part. Badly acted. Advertised as a comedy/horror, though nothing was funny; mutilation and murder are not humorous in most horror movie cases, very few manage to pull it off successfully. Extremely immature and childish throughout. Plot is thin, simplistic, and essentially nonexistent. The characters are self-absorbed, unlikable and despicable - especially the children. Ridiculous, stupid and forced lame 'final destination' setup deaths; all done with poor animated CG digital blood and gore effects, which I can't stand. The monkey was pretty neat looking though. Overall, nothing new. A redundant, complete waste of time piece of junk. So uninteresting and unnecessary. I couldn't wait for it to be over.
[2024] "The Rule Of Jenny Pen" - Such an amazing cast and performances, unfortunately the film is just rather dull. Does have some semi creepy moments, but the pacing is poor, and not really a lot happens over the short runtime. However, it does have a satisfying finale. It would be an awesome horror flick for any Grandparents who love spooky films! I found it a bit tough to watch, only because the thought of growing old and being alone, left someplace to wither away with people who could care less about you, it a very frightening idea.
[2025] "The Ugly Stepsister" - Unfortunately nothing new, fresh or original. If you are familiar with the Grimm's Cinderella story, then you already essentially know what is going to happen; only this time is from the oldest stepsister's POV as her evil, vapid mother puts her through torturous finishing school and a make-shift period version of 'Nip/Tuck', if you will. Sadly, none of this is interesting as one would hope. The writing is shallow, very melodramatic, and ultimately predictable. The characters, with the exception of one, are all disgusting, self-absorbed and despicable. It's also a bit rapey and pornographic in places. Not even the decent practical makeup effects and gore can fix this poorly paced, yawn of a foreign film. Overall, it seemed so unnecessary and it's nothing you haven't already seen before.
[2025] "Until Dawn" - Never heard of, or played the video game. Pretty unlikable characters from the get-go; who look like thy have poor personal hygiene - dirty and unwashed. Uninteresting dialogue. Cliché and predictable. The simplistic and repetitive plot got real old, real fast. Essentially the same stuff over and over, but seems to take a bit too long to get to the variations and advancement of the story. The blood and gore effects were a mix of practical and CG, not too bad. Did have some cool sets and set design. Would have liked it if it had been much shorter with way tighter pacing; feels really long and laggy. Boring and a big yawn. Unfortunately, nothing unique, fresh or original; seen it all before a million times over. Reminiscent of "Happy Death Day" (2017) (which was entertaining), and "Cabin In The Woods" (2011) (I found lame, unbelievably cliché and stupid).