Drew Forbes

26/04/2023

Deion Sanders responds to the news that half his team is leaving via the transfer portal

25/04/2023

The Seinfeld - Simpsons mashup you didn't know you needed, and now that you've seen it, you're certain you don't.

21/04/2023

What it was like buying w**d for 4/20 back in 2004 before dispensaries.

30/03/2023

"Aaron was just sitting there alone in silence doing what he always does at the beach. Making impressive sandcastles, destroying them before they’re finished, and then pontificating if he wants to make sandcastles anymore while blaming the sand for ruining his previous castles."

Green Bay Packers wide receiver Randall Cobb is reportedly coming to terms with the fact that no one else is coming to Aaron Rodgers beach party.  “When I first got there he told me I was early. Even though I was almost 2 hours late to the time he mentioned,” Cobb told reporters. “Aaron w...

30/03/2023

Aaron Rodgers and Brady definitely had very different weeks.

27/03/2023

"It's clear to me now that the ancient scribes who first coined the term XFL were actually referring to the xylophone, a powerful percussion instrument that embodies the spirit of football— and is one of only a handful of words that actually starts with X."

With a trademark brand of faux excitement, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, the owner of the revived XFL football league, conceded on Monday that the mysterious "X" in XFL actually stands for "xylophone." Johnson, who has been studying ancient scrolls passed down to him by Vi

23/03/2023

"I've been a Vikings fan my whole life, and I've seen them come so close to losing it all, only to have it snatched away at the last minute in the NFC Championship."

In a brash mixture of delusional and grounded optimism, local millennial fan, Drew Forbes admitted this week to fantasizing about one day watching his beloved Vikings lose the Super Bowl. "I know it sounds crazy, but I hope while I’m still alive I get to see my team lose it all," said For

13/03/2023

"I've tried everything from L*D to ayahuasca, nothing seemed to work until I stumbled upon a perfect combination of psilocybin, DMT, and pe**te that will allow me to dissociate for 17 games this season."

Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers informed the Jets today that he thinks he finally found the perfect combination of psychedelic drugs to become their Quarterback. According to sources close to Rodgers, the superstar quarterback has been vigorously experimenting with various psychedelic s

11/03/2023

Oh what a day, what a lovely day.

01/03/2023

Eels pitching a sitcom to NBC

23/02/2023

Scene from the deleted Seinfeld episode where Kramer went on Joe Rogan's Podcast.

11/02/2023

When you finally meet the love of your life. And she's a model.