05/08/2026
* ERIK'S EDITORIAL: How My Computer File System Keeps Track Of Trump's Chapters (2026-08-05)
I've been blogging about politics for years (https://www.failblog.com/). As part of that process, I collect PDFs of various news stores. I used to organize the stories by month. I also used to organize them by "Trump news" vs. "not Trump news," but since Trump's second term, EVERYTHING is Trump news.
Starting with Trump's second term, I started organizing my files and folders by CHAPTER. One new chapter for each new authoritarian/crazy/greedy/hateful/indulgent/insane/narcissistic/racist (pick your favorite adjective) act.
How does one decided when a new chapter begins? It's like art: you know it when you see it. Who decides: I do, natch.
What I've learned (or re-learned from Trump's first term) is that Trump is a pretty good (I'll stop short of saying "master") media manipulator. Want to distract from the Epstein files? Invade Greenland! (Out of order, I know, but you get my point.)
Most of these chapters have been forgotten. (Remember the "DC Plane Crash Blamed On DEI" chapter? Good times!) Some chapters are short. Some are long.
In 2025, Trump was able to rapidly pivot from one chapter to the other.
But in 2026, Trump has been stuck on the Iran War (AKA the Trump Iran War(TM)). He briefly moved on to the next chapter to "celebrate" America's 250th with a huge party for himself.
But then, it's back the Trump Iran War II. Maybe the midterms will be a new chapter, maybe not. But the Trump Iran Wars - this will be the legacy of His Orangeness.
But don't take my word for it, decide for yourself. I have color-coded the chapter folders by size: RED = top third; ORANGE = middle third; YELLOW = bottom third. See two screenshots: Trump News Chapters Sorted By Date, Trump News Chapter Sorted By Size.
ABOUT ERIK J. HEELS
Erik J. Heels ([email protected]) is an entrepreneur, veteran, and the founder of Clocktower Law LLC, a patent and trademark law firm in Great Boston (not a typo) that caters to startups. He earned his BS in electrical engineering from the Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT) and his JD from the University of Maine School of Law (Maine Law). Except for a one-year stint from 2024-2025, Erik has never belonged to any political party. As it says in the 'political views' section of his Facebook profile: 'Independent. I vote for the smartest candidate. It doesn't always work out.'