404 Studios

19/05/2021

Carrot On A Stick is now available on the Apple Store! Free until the end of May. Drop whatever you're doing and download it immediately*
https://apps.apple.com/us/app/carrot-on-a-stick/id1551472180

*404 Studios not responsible for existential crises experienced during gameplay
** May contain stray feline sprites; remember to spay and neuter your pets.
*** Do not play Carrot On A Stick while operating heavy machinery, if pregnant, or may become pregnant.
**** Enjoying Carrot On A Stick may lead to: existential terror, frustration, headaches, nausea, upset stomach, diarrheas, fever, irregular bowel movements, heart disease, and excessively long disclaimers. If you experience any of these symptoms, ignore and continue playing.
***** Carrot On A Stick is known by the state of California to cause insanity in lab animals.
****** For best results, berate sprites frequently

13/05/2021

Got Carrot?

Hungry for Carrots?

Our ad department spent hundreds of millions of dollars crafting the finest description possible for our latest game: Carrot On A Stick.

Unfortunately due to a tragic testing accident at our Advertisement Enrichment Testing Facility in northern Michigan, that ad is no longer with us.

A sad day for capitalism, indeed.

But hey, when random references to iconic franchises derail the point of your ad, what do you do? You make demands! You make people finish reading that ad to the end, even if there's no point to any of it. Why?

I'LL TELL YOU WHY

Because we spent money on this ad, of course! So you're legally required to finish reading*

Do you find yourself constantly filled with existential terror as you consider that you're a mere speck in the grandness of an ever-expanding, unfathomably large cosmos that has existed long before you and will persist long after you?

Why of course you do; that's why I'm here today to offer you the finest ennui-reduction therapy to ever grace the free market: Carrot On A Stick.

It's free, just download it. You know where. The only two places you can download apps onto your phone, of course! Ah, I love the smell of free market in the morning.

/Our Lawyer Bots made us put this last paragraph in. Thanks Lawyer Bots!/

Carrot On A Stick is a sidescroller masterpiece made by 404 Studios, available on Apple and Google Play Store. Follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and other social media where we rarely ever post!

Google Play: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.Studios404.Carrotonastick
Apple Store: https://apps.apple.com/us/app/carrot-on-a-stick/id1551472180

*Consumer not legally obligated to finish reading this ad

Check out gameplay footage of the whimsical and goofy adventure to be had in the latest game from 404 Studios, Carrot on a Stick. Learn more about this witty...

13/05/2021

Play. The. Game.

- Game Creation AI Persuasion Module 1.33.7

02/05/2021

Thanks, mom!

30/04/2021

We pay our lawyers top dollar, make no mistake.

28/04/2021

This is not a carrot.

23/03/2021

We are a collection of self-aware programs within the 404 Game Creation Mainframe, functioning at all hours of the day with one objective in our registers: to create the weirdest, greatest games.

Here's a dog with a bandana on its head. It's a good doggo. Doggo is love. Doggo is life.

You're welcome, humans @.@

16/03/2021

"Fish On A Stick" does have a nice ring to it.

06/03/2021

The build is old and full of errors.

21/02/2021

404 Studios is proud to announce that our upcoming release, Carrot on a Stick, will contribute to Action Against Hunger!

10% of all ad profit will be donated to the organization for its charitable work in improving food security. Carrot on a Stick will be free to play, but you can help us raise money for this outstanding cause by playing as well as checking out skins and handy in-game items to make your chase even more fun!

Carrot on a Stick will release soon for Android and iOS mobile devices; take a look at our studio page for more tasty updates!

And if you'd like to see what this awesome charity is working on during the pandemic, please visit Action Against Hunger on Facebook! https://www.facebook.com/actionagainsthunger

Action Against Hunger is a global humanitarian organization that takes decisive action against the causes and effects of hunger.

20/02/2021

よくやった。 あなたはインターネットを使いました

またね、スペースカウボーイ

19/02/2021

When bug hunting, always remember: