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🎙Week 8 Snark Rankings minisodeIn this week’s minisode, we’re ranking , , and using our scientifically snarky tier s...
10/12/2024

🎙Week 8 Snark Rankings minisode

In this week’s minisode, we’re ranking , , and using our scientifically snarky tier system. From “annoyingly good” to “snoozefest,” we’re breaking down the highs, the lows, and everything in between. Brace yourself for some fast and festive judgment. Ready, set, snark!

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Check out our latest rankings at HallmarkSnark.com and follow us on Facebook and Instagram.

🎙 New episode out for Well, Hallmark went full meta with Harmony Home and its Sugarplum series. Honestly, we’re rooting...
10/12/2024

🎙 New episode out for

Well, Hallmark went full meta with Harmony Home and its Sugarplum series. Honestly, we’re rooting for this to become a real franchise and need that rule book published immediately. Hallmark needed to decide if it wanted this to be funny or heartfelt. And while the sugarplum whimsy was delightfully fun, even gin cookies couldn’t make this family believable. We still wish this could have been our gay movie of the year. We hope they try again—just without the dad.
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Sparks: 💖💖
Snarks: 🦈🦈🦈🦈

Verdict: Watchable

Check out our latest rankings at HallmarkSnark.com and follow us on Facebook and Instagram.

🎙Week 7 Snark Rankings minisodeOur “minisode” isn’t so mini this week as we tackle seven movies for Thanksgiving! We’re ...
07/12/2024

🎙Week 7 Snark Rankings minisode

Our “minisode” isn’t so mini this week as we tackle seven movies for Thanksgiving! We’re ranking , , , , : A Chiefs Love Story, , and in our scientifically snarky tier system. From “annoyingly good” to “snoozefest,” we’re here to break down which movies were worth the holiday marathon. Brace yourself for some fast and festive judgment. Ready, set, snark!

🎧 Available anywhere you listen.

Check out our latest rankings at HallmarkSnark.com and follow us on Facebook and Instagram.

🎙 New episode out for While this was one of the most disappointing treasure hunts we’ve been on, the stunning Icelandic...
07/12/2024

🎙 New episode out for

While this was one of the most disappointing treasure hunts we’ve been on, the stunning Icelandic landscapes and views almost made up for it. We’d suggest renaming this movie to “Maybe the Real Treasure Is the Friends and Family We Met Along the Way.” While it tried to nod to Indiana Jones and The Da Vinci Code, there’s a reason those movies don’t include a baking montage. The pacing felt as uneven as the terrain they crossed. On the bright side, we learned a valuable lesson: always leave a cryptic letter for your children when you discover your next treasure. We did agree this movie featured the best ball gown of the season!
 
🎧 Available anywhere you listen.

Sparks: 💖💖💖
Snarks: 🦈🦈🦈🐟

Verdict: Watchable

Check out our latest rankings at HallmarkSnark.com and follow us on Facebook and Instagram.

Please enjoy this random picture I staged of dinosaurs fighting in front of our Christmas tree while we catch up on all ...
05/12/2024

Please enjoy this random picture I staged of dinosaurs fighting in front of our Christmas tree while we catch up on all the Thanksgiving movies. Podcast episodes will be out soon!

It’s beginning to look a lot like Top Golf. ⛳️ ❄️ 🎄
30/11/2024

It’s beginning to look a lot like Top Golf. ⛳️ ❄️ 🎄

Happy Snarksgiving from our family to yours!
28/11/2024

Happy Snarksgiving from our family to yours!

🎙Week 6 Snark Rankings minisodeBack with another minisode, where we’re ranking this weekend’s holiday movies— —in ...
27/11/2024

🎙Week 6 Snark Rankings minisode

Back with another minisode, where we’re ranking this weekend’s holiday movies— —in our scientifically snarky tier system. From “annoyingly good” to “snoozefest,” we’re here to break down which movies are worth your time, which are just watchable, and which are only good for the snark. Brace yourself for some fast and festive judgment. Ready, set, snark!
Check out our latest rankings at HallmarkSnark.com and follow us on Facebook and Instagram.

🎧 Available anywhere you listen.

Sitting down to record our full length podcast from this weekend. Wonder which movie we are picking?
24/11/2024

Sitting down to record our full length podcast from this weekend. Wonder which movie we are picking?

Here’s what we’re watching this weekend on Hallmark!🎄 Friday night, we are preparing to play a round of Bad Christmas Mo...
23/11/2024

Here’s what we’re watching this weekend on Hallmark!

🎄 Friday night, we are preparing to play a round of Bad Christmas Movie Bingo to the premiere of Christmas On Call

🎅🏻 Saturday promises some laughs with the all-star lineup in Three Wiser Men and a Boy, the sequel to Three Wise Men and a Baby

❄️ and we have no idea what To Have And To Holiday is about, so we’ll be poppin’ some corn and hottin’ some cocoa as we take in one last movie before the holiday week slaps us in the face!

Week six, here we go!!

🎙 New episode out for 🎧 Available anywhere you listen. Welcome to our first crossover episode with our new snarky frien...
22/11/2024

🎙 New episode out for

🎧 Available anywhere you listen.

Welcome to our first crossover episode with our new snarky friends, . Jingle Bell Run? More like Mildly Festive Plane Trips to Solve Low-Budget Challenges. From walnut cracking to ski valet fruitcake hockey, the thrills were few, but the payout was huge. Sure, the stakes were low, but we stayed for the jackets and Andrew Walker’s center part, which deserved its own trophy.


Sparks: 💖💖💖
Snarks: 🦈🦈🦈

Verdict: Watchable, On Purpose

Check out our latest rankings at HallmarkSnark.com and follow us on Facebook and Instagram.

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