
13/05/2025
Happy Mother’s Day to me — I got bit on the b**b by a black widow.Yes, the b**b. And no, this pic isn’t a sneak peek — it’s the top of the b**b. Calm down, internet. Now, before you freak out, apparently it was a *dry bite* — which means she didn’t inject venom, just pain and trauma. Like a mom’s version of a warning: “I *could* destroy you, but I won’t… this time.”...
Happy Mother’s Day to me — I got bit on the b**b by a black widow.Yes, the b**b. And no, this pic isn’t a sneak peek — it’s the top of the b**b. Calm down, internet.Now, before you freak out, appar…