The People's Cube

10/09/2025

Empathy rationed for "White Girl". Justice not available when demographics don’t match.
My rant here >

Justice not available when demographics don’t match. We all heard the story of Iryna Zarutska, a 23-year-old Ukrainian refugee randomly slaughtered on a train i

02/09/2025

Work harder, Comrade - it’s a holiday! Celebrate with 12 glorious hours of mandatory productivity.

02/09/2025

A collection of Labor Day posters for your ideological hygiene.
In the Glorious World of Next Tuesday, every day will be Labor Day, and every worker will enjoy the privilege of equal unemployment benefits.
https://thepeoplescube.com/happy-labor-day-2025-t24505.html

31/08/2025

Embrace your inner parasite
https://thepeoplescube.com/embrace-your-inner-parasite-t24503.html
A repost of Daniel Greenfield's satire with our illustration.

By Daniel Greenfield In a stunning milestone for diversity, the first flesh-eating screwworm infested human entered the United States from either Guatemala, El

29/08/2025

Before there was The People's Cube, there was CommunistsForKerry.com - the Cube's spiritual ancestor. The year was 2004. The modem screeched, the flip-flops flopped, and comrades rallied under Kerry the Great Hope. And now CommunistsForKerry.com has returned - click, comrades, and relive the glory of the People’s first glorious satire factory. https://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/communistsforkerry-com-resurrected-like-lenin-only-fresher-t24501.html

Before there was The People's Cube, there was CommunistsForKerry.com - the Cube's spiritual ancestor, a glorious satire factory launched in 2004, back when the

25/08/2025

Once upon a time the Party’s cunning linguists invented clever words to hypnotize the masses and smuggle ideology past common sense. But the test subjects gagged, and now the same linguists are back with clipboards in hand, demanding to sanitize all the things they themselves sullied with their tongues.

They can never speak like normal humans, because normal human language would expose their revolutionary designs. If human nature doesn’t want what they’re selling, what’s a poor linguist to do but invent new tricks to hypnotize the unwashed?

Excerpt from a very helpful memo from the Third Way: 'Was it something I said?' "For a party that spends billions of dollars trying to find the perfect lan

22/08/2025

“Zohran the Magnificent” Fortune Machine Opens on 5th Avenue in Manhattan

Step right up, insert a coin, and watch as Zoltar “Zohran” Mamdani dispense revolutionary wisdom. Living in his neon-lit political fortune booth on Fifth Avenue

20/08/2025

The Pickle Crisis has reached New Hampshire. The city of Manchester has banned home-made pickles. Apparently, in the Live Free or Die state, freedom was quietly discontinued, and jars of fermented cucumbers have now become Public Enemy No. 1.

As someone from Ukraine where pickling is a national pastime, I immediately thought of Babushka Irina, who shot down a Russian drone with a jar of pickles from her balcony. A true People's Air Defense System.

Naturally, such spontaneous acts of resistance can't be allowed in Democrat-controlled territories. Who knows what else a jar of pickles can take out besides a drone? That's why the Party has moved to ban these weapons of mass preservation, as part of their effort to neutralize the Second Amendment.

So while "Live Free or Die" is long forgotten, perhaps "Pickle or Die" can still ferment in the hearts of New Hampshire.
https://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/nh-pickle-kulak-busted-t24492.html

19/08/2025

President Trump's recent whirlwind diplomacy tour - which included a meeting with Vladimir Putin in Alaska, followed by talks with President Zelensky and European leaders in Washington - has been described by supporters as "a masterclass in multi-board game strategy."

Eyewitnesses report that Trump treated the Alaska summit like high-stakes poker, bluffing Putin into showing his hand while simultaneously slamming down ping-pong shots of military aid guarantees across the net in Washington. At the same time, sources confirm he was moving Monopoly pieces around the board, buying up Ukrainian minerals and handing out "Get Out of War Free" cards – all while playing Twister with China and backgammon with India.

Despite the apparent progress, America's media establishment has declared the trip a "total disaster," with CNN accusing him of "passing go and collecting $200 in rubles." ... MORE >>

President Trump's recent whirlwind diplomacy tour - which included a meeting with Vladimir Putin in Alaska, followed by talks with President Zelensky and Europe

14/08/2025

I just stumbled upon an old thread I started in March 2014, before the war, when the conflict was just beginning to heat up. It’s a good refresher on the reasons and methods behind what later became the bloodiest war in Europe this century.

My report in PJ Media, based on a number of Ukrainian and Russian-language sources, published on March 14 at 7:03 am, hours ahead of other major U.S. news media

10/08/2025

Mar-a-Lago, FL - In yet another historic move “bigger than anyone’s ever seen,” President Trump has declared himself the winner of the inaugural Trump Peace Prize, a new award honoring “tremendous, beautiful, really smart peace deals.”

Despite a number of important peace deals that stopped and prevented wars in various parts of the world, Trump noted there was “zero chance” the Nobel Peace Prize Committee would honor him:

“They gave one to Obama for thinking about peace. I actually made peace. But because I’m me, they won’t do it. So, I said, ‘Fine, I’ll make my own prize - much better, much classier, much more gold.’”

The Trump Peace Prize medal will be struck in pure 24-karat gold, featuring Trump’s profile on one side “like Julius Caesar, but with better hair.” A world map will be on the other, with the words Peace Through Strength in bold Trump-font and the inscription “Bigger Than Nobel.”

“This prize will be huge,” Trump concluded. “People will want it more than an Oscar, more than Nobel, more than a Super Bowl ring - because it’s real gold, folks, and you don’t have to be a leftist to win it.”

The Prize will be awarded annually to those who achieve peace through strength, prosperity, and mutual trade that make wars unprofitable, unpopular, and downright stupid.

Mar-a-Lago, FL - In yet another historic move “bigger than anyone’s ever seen,” President Trump has declared himself the winner of the inaugural Trump Peace Pri