The People's Cube

06/10/2025

Trump Debuts "Whack-A-Gov" Strategy with Oregon and California

President Donald Trump began flying California National Guard troops into Oregon after a judge blocked the use of Oregon's own Guard, prompting Democratic gover

12/09/2025

We said “Je suis Charlie” after the Charlie Hebdo attack - free speech over bullets. If you said it in 2015, say it now. is a principle, not a tribe.

11/09/2025

The nation’s leading advocates of empathy clarified Wednesday that free speech remains absolutely sacred, provided the people they disagree with are done talking forever.

"Democracy depends on robust debate," said an adjunct professor of Nonviolence, pausing to like a post labeled DING D**G above a photo of the deceased. "Which is why it’s crucial that certain voices stop speaking. Only then can the conversation begin. So really, this was a community de-escalation."

After the assassination of Charlie Kirk, the empathy industry reminds America that words are violence, silence is violence, and also please stop noticing contra

10/09/2025

Empathy rationed for "White Girl". Justice not available when demographics don’t match.
My rant here >

Justice not available when demographics don’t match. We all heard the story of Iryna Zarutska, a 23-year-old Ukrainian refugee randomly slaughtered on a train i

02/09/2025

Work harder, Comrade - it’s a holiday! Celebrate with 12 glorious hours of mandatory productivity.

02/09/2025

A collection of Labor Day posters for your ideological hygiene.
In the Glorious World of Next Tuesday, every day will be Labor Day, and every worker will enjoy the privilege of equal unemployment benefits.
https://thepeoplescube.com/happy-labor-day-2025-t24505.html

31/08/2025

Embrace your inner parasite
https://thepeoplescube.com/embrace-your-inner-parasite-t24503.html
A repost of Daniel Greenfield's satire with our illustration.

By Daniel Greenfield In a stunning milestone for diversity, the first flesh-eating screwworm infested human entered the United States from either Guatemala, El

29/08/2025

Before there was The People's Cube, there was CommunistsForKerry.com - the Cube's spiritual ancestor. The year was 2004. The modem screeched, the flip-flops flopped, and comrades rallied under Kerry the Great Hope. And now CommunistsForKerry.com has returned - click, comrades, and relive the glory of the People’s first glorious satire factory. https://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/communistsforkerry-com-resurrected-like-lenin-only-fresher-t24501.html

Before there was The People's Cube, there was CommunistsForKerry.com - the Cube's spiritual ancestor, a glorious satire factory launched in 2004, back when the

25/08/2025

Once upon a time the Party’s cunning linguists invented clever words to hypnotize the masses and smuggle ideology past common sense. But the test subjects gagged, and now the same linguists are back with clipboards in hand, demanding to sanitize all the things they themselves sullied with their tongues.

They can never speak like normal humans, because normal human language would expose their revolutionary designs. If human nature doesn’t want what they’re selling, what’s a poor linguist to do but invent new tricks to hypnotize the unwashed?

Excerpt from a very helpful memo from the Third Way: 'Was it something I said?' "For a party that spends billions of dollars trying to find the perfect lan

22/08/2025

“Zohran the Magnificent” Fortune Machine Opens on 5th Avenue in Manhattan

Step right up, insert a coin, and watch as Zoltar “Zohran” Mamdani dispense revolutionary wisdom. Living in his neon-lit political fortune booth on Fifth Avenue

20/08/2025

The Pickle Crisis has reached New Hampshire. The city of Manchester has banned home-made pickles. Apparently, in the Live Free or Die state, freedom was quietly discontinued, and jars of fermented cucumbers have now become Public Enemy No. 1.

As someone from Ukraine where pickling is a national pastime, I immediately thought of Babushka Irina, who shot down a Russian drone with a jar of pickles from her balcony. A true People's Air Defense System.

Naturally, such spontaneous acts of resistance can't be allowed in Democrat-controlled territories. Who knows what else a jar of pickles can take out besides a drone? That's why the Party has moved to ban these weapons of mass preservation, as part of their effort to neutralize the Second Amendment.

So while "Live Free or Die" is long forgotten, perhaps "Pickle or Die" can still ferment in the hearts of New Hampshire.
https://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/nh-pickle-kulak-busted-t24492.html