Ramon Fear's Terror Tapes

30/06/2025

Many millennia ago, on the last day of June, a young freak of nature sprang from his mother’s womb, lunging at volunteers, before being heavily sedated.

Today, we choose to celebrate that visceral and abhorrently hirsute occasion. He may have lost some height and the ability to to fertilise his own eggs but he is still my unkempt dweller of the sacrilegious depths. The writer, producer, spurious Terror Tapes co-creator, SAMUELLA THOMAS. Happy Birthday Squire! Lay off the White Spirit!

28/06/2025

In 1736, the six-year eruption of the so-called "Mountains of Fire" in Lanzarote finally ceased, with many locals suggesting a molten man was formed from the lava. And was that man RICHARD RYCROFT? No, of course not, he's never even been to the Canary Islands, but it IS his birthday today, so get fu**ed Molten Mick, today is about RYCROFT. Salud! 🎉🎂

27/06/2025

Glastonbury! Wimbledon! Thruxton Trucking Festival! Ropley Horticultural Society's "Let's Talk About Shrubs" weekender! All mammoth events, none feature candles. But you know what does? FEAR FRIDAY! Get your ears around it now and enjoy a waxy dollop of Langridges' finest...

https://m.youtube.com/shorts/aayXSkmjGKU

20/06/2025

Sweating profusely from the heat? Here's Fear Friday burning directly into your retinas to make you sweat even more.

Go over to the YouTube channel now for my 'Umbrellas' trailer - one of House of Fear's severely overlooked flicks - and sign up to the Patreon. "It's raining, it's pouring, the old man is dead." ☔💀

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=V4llbik6fCM

13/06/2025

Aint it hot, you say? Bah. I'm less about Fahrenheit and more about fahrenFRIGHT, as yes, it's Fear Friday again.

So peel back the melted flaps that used to be your ears and get on our YouTube, for a tiny teaser of Episode 6: FIVE LASHES OF THE CANE!

https://m.youtube.com/shorts/EfNP1id3cNc

In fact, have TWO TEASERS because it's FRIDAY 13TH and you deserve TWICE THE TERROR and not because of an administrative error where I forgot to post here last week!

https://m.youtube.com/shorts/SwJw_ehW1YY

NOT SO UNLUCKY FOR SOME! IS IT?!

04/06/2025

I always said that Lynch was a Monster!

Read my House Minion's interview with where he talks a bit about me and my tapes. I think you'll find there are FIVE voices, Lynch! Don't make me set the Echidna on you!

Alex Lynch, the host of the Out of Character podcast and writer/producer behind Ramon Fear's Terror Tapes, talks about his creatives process and influences.

01/06/2025

The Bible teaches us that while celebrating the pleasures of the flesh, there's no blessed point in going part Borough. To achieve total ecstacy, the ONLY option is to go ALBOROUGH. And there is no greater pleasure of the flesh than PAUL ALBOROUGH, born on this day in the year 50 [are we sure that's right?]. 🎉🎂

31/05/2025

Oh T**s! We missed Fear Friday. Fortunately, the Terror is not limited to just the end of the week. It spans across the entire weekend and beyond. Every day is Fear Friday!

Your weekly dose of Fear is up on the Tube (the You kind not the underground. That is its own kind of Fear).

https://m.youtube.com/shorts/woo9oc1NBF0

Subscribe to the Patreon, you horror-hungry animals!

26/05/2025

Happy Birthday to our Inspector, David Reed, and congratulations on your own Sherlock Holmes s*x comedy with music by Lloyd Webber and Tim Rice. To celebrate, I have arranged for a train of cats dressed as Jesus to be sent to your door. The 'Phantom...' reference is that they're dead. 🎉🎂

23/05/2025

FRY-DAY! Turn the heat up and get this bastard cooking.

Sample a lock of The Devil's Mullet and subscribe to the Patreon. Me casa es su casa y la casa de muerte.

https://m.youtube.com/shorts/keSq7membXE

Each room you choose to stay in comes with its very own... Cleaner.

19/05/2025

If one HAD to draw a line between Malcolm X and Andre the Giant, that line would be called Lexie McDougall, also born on this day, and who miraculously headlined Wrestlemania 6 against both, in a tag match remembered for its raw physical storytelling. Salut! 🎉🎂

16/05/2025

FEAR-EYE-DAY! The FREAKend starts here...

Go to the latest YouTube aperitif and subscribe to the Patreon so that we may unearth and thaw out another batch of my Terror Tapes.

https://m.youtube.com/shorts/pqJ4Iem0tsU

Come claim a room in the House Of 'Tiers For Fear'. I promise the landlady isn't as bad as Mildred. She doesn't talk much anyway... 💀