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13/05/2025

You told your wife👩‍🦰 that you were going to work but you went to her best friend's house whose husband is a soldier. 👮‍♂️
Her husband comes back and you hurriedly hid under the bed 🛏️
The soldier sends his wife off to the market while you are still hiding under the bed. you overhear him inviting a lady over the phone.🤣🤣

The lady comes and shortly after his wife comes knocking citing that her clothes are stained and she wants to change them🥺

Before the soldier husband opened the door. He tells the lady to hide under the bed.( Things yawaded)

Now, the lady who comes face to face with you under the bed turns out to be your wife🤣🤣 and both of you are looking at each other under the bed like rabbits without saying a word.🙆🤣🤣

In school, We call it REUNION
In social gatherings, we call it GET TOGETHER
In Mathematics, we call it Simultaneous Equation
In Psychology, we call it "what goes around comes around"
In Chemistry, we called it chain reaction
In Economics, we call it demand and supply
In Physics, we call it nuclear fusion! In Agriculture we call it crop rotation 😂😂😅
In English we call it coincidence 😂😂
In government we call it check and balance 🤓🤓
In food and nutrition we call it balance diet 😁😁

May the phone of those who skip after reading without liking and commenting fall into a basin of water🤣🤣

I don't get paid for posting jokes and stories 🤨 I only do it for you to smile 😊 and laugh on your face 🥰🥰,, your happiness means a lot to me 😍

30/03/2025

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20/03/2025

Men,

A Man was never born an idle creature...he was born then first offered an occupation; a Gardener.

It's therefore a sin for a Man to be absolutely idle.

1. Start selling something or farming to supplement your salary. Identify something and sell it. You can sign an agreement with boutiques.

2. Walk from door to door selling it e.g Men's socks, ties, belts. Walk from gate to gate, offer to clean cars, offices, homes or carpets.

3. Join a gym or a sporting environmental e.g football, volleyball or basketball. You will meet men who will expose you to opportunities. As your physical and mental health grows, your network grows too. Don't lock yourself behind closed doors.

4. Don't involve yourself with toxic and feminists w0men, they will distract you. Avoid betting, gambling, and online scams. You will lose your money.

On your off days or weekends, join:
- a construction site
- a mechanic garage
- a furniture workshop
Request them that you would like to learn what they do. Be humble and learn. Learn skills.

5. Avoid borrowing credit. Don't own a phone on credit. Switch off Background data and opt out of subscriptions.

6. Live near work.

7. Walk to work if you are not a morning person. Walk home. The money you will save from walking will help you to buy a bicycle.

8. Don't always beg for lifts.

9. Cook food in the house. If you must eat, cook in the house and carry packed food. Avoid buying expensive foods, they are useless when you can't afford.

10. Have discipline on this budget:
- Food
- Transport
- Electricity and water
- Grooming

11. Save 30%+ of your salary.

12. Invest it, actively. Investings are friendlier with your money. In 6 months time, you qualify for cheap credit to invest or finance an Income Generating Activity.

NB: You don't need a guarantor. Your savings will guarantee you. Live in a house worth -30% of your salary. Don't live with a relative or a parent for too long, even if you must, don't stay for too long.

13. Go and rent. Pay rent. The pain of paying rent will teach you about independence, discipline and hard work.

18/03/2025

Listen up, Men!

When you finally start winning—when the money flows, the status rises, and people who once ignored you suddenly know your name—it’s easy to get caught up in the hype. But here’s a reality check: Don’t you dare forget the people who stood by you when you had NOTHING.

I’m talking about the ones who believed in you when your bank account looked like a bad joke. The ones who picked up your calls when no one else cared. The ones who saw your potential when all you had were dreams and a busted pair of shoes.

Loyalty is a two-way street, my friend.

A lot of men make it and suddenly develop amnesia. New crowd, new lifestyle, and they start acting brand new—like they weren’t sharing noodles with their day ones not too long ago. Don’t be that guy. Don’t let money or fame turn you into a fool who bites the hand that fed him.

Success without loyalty is just a loud, lonely existence. What’s the point of having it all if you can’t share it with the people who held you down when you had nothing?

When you make it—and I know you will—take care of those who took care of you. Celebrate the friends who clapped when no one else did. Check-in on the family who prayed for you when you didn’t even believe in yourself.

And if you’re still grinding, still climbing? Appreciate the real ones now. Because when the spotlight hits, those are the people who’ll keep you grounded—the ones who loved you before the world called you “somebody.”

Stay humble. Stay loyal. And always remember—the ones who had your back when you had nothing are the ones who deserve to stand beside you when you have everything.

Honor your roots. Never forget where you came from.

14/03/2025

HOW TO RESPECT YOURSELF
1. Stop chasing those who aren’t interested in you.
2. Avoid begging for attention or validation.
3. Speak less and let your words carry weight.
4. Address disrespect promptly and assertively.
5. Avoid overindulging in others’ generosity if it’s not reciprocated.
6. Limit visits to those who don’t value your presence.
7. Prioritize self-investment and your happiness.
8. Avoid engaging in gossip or unnecessary negativity.
9. Think carefully before you speak—your words define your value.
10. Always present yourself well; dress to reflect your worth.
11. Focus on your goals and stay productive.
12. Value and protect your time.
13. Leave any relationship where you’re not respected or valued.
14. Spend on yourself—it teaches others to respect your worth.
15. Be unavailable sometimes; it creates value.
16. Give more than you take.
17. Don’t go where you’re not invited, and when you are, don’t overstay your welcome.
18. Treat people as they deserve to be treated.
19. Except for owed money, two missed calls are enough; let them return the effort if they care.
20. Strive for excellence in all you do.
Thank you for reading.

13/03/2025

A LETTER TO ALL MY BROTHERS HUSTLING

There’s a pain only men understand, the pain of trying everything, hustling, sacrificing, grinding, yet nothing seems to work. You wake up every morning with hope, but by night, frustration sets in. No one sees what you’re going through or how you’re holding it together. As a man, you’re expected to figure it out, no matter how hard it gets.

You look around, some of your mates are doing well, but for you, life feels like slow motion. Bills are piling up, your family is counting on you, and deep down, you’re exhausted. The worst part? You can’t even complain. The moment a man speaks about his struggles, people call it excuses or laziness.

Many men are fighting silent battles. They smile in public but drown in frustration at night. Some even contemplate giving up, but bro, that’s not an option.

The truth is, life isn’t fair to men who don’t succeed. If you fail, you become invisible, no one cares.

But that’s exactly why you can’t quit. If you give up, you betray all the days you’ve already fought through. Keep pushing, your time will come, and your struggles will one day turn into your victory.

THE PAIN OF STRUGGLING IS HARD, BUT THE PAIN OF GIVING UP IS WORSE.

KEEP THE HUSTLE ALIVE
I’M ROOTING FOR YOU.

13/03/2025

SCHOOL DOESN'T GUARANTEE SUCCESS, LEARN OTHER THINGS

Going to school is good but don't let chasing a degree fool you

Sometimes, school is a scam.

The chances that you are going to make it with your degree are very, very minimal.

Earth is hard.

The moment you learn how to read and write start looking for something you can learn beyond the four walls of tertiary institutions.

No university on earth is teaching any course about HOW TO ACHIEVE SUCCESS, success is not taught in school as a course.

You need to be wise.

There is so many graduates with degrees that are perishing with their degrees; they are helpless, broke, and poor.

All I am saying is that you need more than the degree to su***de in life, especially in today's world.

There are already too many people with degrees who are unemployed, and joining the cue will take you decades before it gets to your turn.

This is why you must not just rely on chasing a degree; you need to have a serious plan B; in today's world, there are skills you can learn that can change the outcome of your life forever.

You don't need to be in school to learn those skills, you can learn it anywhere, enough of all this formal education.

How to make money is not taught in school, you learn it in the REAL WORLD.

Break that chain of always seeing yourself as if you won't make it without a degree.

Trust me, most people in the university don't even know what they are doing there, the majority of them can't pass exams without malpractice, the majority read and forget 90% of what they read, the majority sort lecturers to pass, 70% are studying a course they don't like.

Most people are in university because other people are there and not necessarily because they really know what they are going there to do.

Again our educational system is messed up.

If you know you need to do malpractice to pass, and you have no passion for schooling formally, just sit back at home and take your 4-5 years and learn a skill, trade, or business.

Trust me you won't regret it. You will never go to bed hungry.

Formal education is good for those whose Destiny is in it.

Be wise.

10/03/2025

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10/03/2025

Listen up, Men! 10 Dangerous Things You Should NEVER Be Caught Doing in Your 20s!

Listen up, men! Your 20s are not a playground—they’re the foundation of the empire you’re meant to build. The decisions you make now will echo through your 30s, 40s, and beyond. Play the fool today, and you’ll pay the price tomorrow. But move like a man on a mission, and you’ll thank yourself for decades to come.

So, let me be brutally honest with you. Here are 10 dangerous things you should NEVER be caught doing in your 20s:

1. Wasting Time on Meaningless Relationships:
If she’s not adding value, she’s subtracting it. Your 20s are too precious to be chasing women who don’t see your worth. Focus on building yourself. The right woman will find you on your journey to greatness.

2. Living for the Weekend:
If your life revolves around Friday night turn-ups and Sunday morning hangovers, you’re doing it wrong. The men who win in life are grinding while others are partying. You’ll have time for yachts and luxury vacations later—build your empire first.

3. Seeking Validation From Everyone:
Your self-worth is NOT determined by Instagram likes, Twitter retweets, or whether your friends think you’re "cool." A real man moves with conviction, not the applause of the crowd. Be the one who sets the standard, not the one waiting for approval.

4. Being Broke by Choice:
I get it. You’re young. But if you’re spending all your money on sneakers, gadgets, and nights out, instead of investing in yourself, you’re setting yourself up for financial disaster. Hustle now, invest wisely, and secure your future like a man who knows his worth.

5. Avoiding Hard Work:
You want success, but you don’t want to sweat for it? That’s not how the game works. Your 20s are for grinding—learning skills, taking risks, failing forward, and putting in the hours. Laziness is a disease; don’t let it infect your future.

6. Ignoring Your Health:
If your diet consists of soda, beer, and fast food, and the only workout you do is lifting a fork to your mouth, you’re already in trouble. A weak body leads to a weak mind. Get in the gym, eat like a warrior, and move like a man who respects himself.

7. Staying in a Victim Mentality:
Life is unfair. So what? Complaining about your circumstances won’t change them—taking action will. No one is coming to save you. Own your story, rewrite your narrative, and move like a man who controls his destiny.

8. Surrounding Yourself With Losers:
Show me your friends, and I’ll show you your future. If the guys around you are lazy, negative, and visionless, you’re on the fast track to failure. Find a circle that challenges, sharpens, and pushes you to level up.

9. Being Addicted to Distractions:
Binge-watching Netflix, endless video games, scrolling on TikTok for hours… these things steal your time, your focus, and your future. Entertainment is fine, but if it’s controlling you, you’re playing yourself. Control your habits before they control you.

10. Thinking You Have Time:
This is the most dangerous lie of all. "I’ll start tomorrow." "I still have time." NO, YOU DON’T. The clock is ticking, and every day wasted is a day you’ll never get back. Start now. Build now. Win now.

Your 20s are your battlefield. Will you fight like a warrior or fall like a weakling? The choice is yours. But remember this: the man you become in your 30s will be built on the discipline, decisions, and sacrifices you make right now.

Move like a man who knows his worth. Live like a man who’s destined for greatness. And never—NEVER—be caught slipping.

28/02/2025

Son, If you're aged 18-35, OPEN THIS:

1. Never tell everyone everything. Even with your family.

2. Be mature enough not to take anything personally. Be less reactive.

3. Don't worry about what other people think of you because they aren't as good as you.

4. Begin to be concerned about your health. Health is a new form of wealth.

5. Put all of Your energy into dating new people instead of watching p**n.

6. Successful people are not lucky; they work hard to achieve their goals.

7. Your paycheck is the drug that makes you forget about your goals and passions.

8. You'll never get rich working a 9-5 job, so start a side hustle. Strive for financial independence.

9. Expand your network by meeting new people. Keep in mind that Network is noteworthy.

10. Stay away from alcohol It's making you more pathetic, stupid, and dull.

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13/11/2024