16/01/2022
TONGAN TSUNAMI DESTROYS BETKA SEA WALL
The Tongan derived Tsunami currently hampering the East Coast of Australia has dealt another blow to the Bushfire/COVID/LaNina ravished township of Mallacoota by destroying one of the towns two ‘ugliest ever’ sea walls.
The Betka Beach concrete groin replaced the original timber sea wall, constructed by Portuguese sailors in 1765 out of Mallacoota Gum Timber, was destroyed by the 2019/2020 bushfires. The new groin er****on was completed just prior to Xmas, but is now nothing but a pile of rubble.
“It appears that the wall, built to no aesthetical standards at all, took the full brunt of the 1.5m salt water surge!” said a Mallacoota spokesman from the ‘Walls are Ugly foundation’ Mr. Fifty Shades-Of “The pile of rubble is certainly a lot prettier than the wall was – it was Ugleeeeeeee”
“We can only pray for an even bigger Tsunami’ continued Fifty ‘To take out the eyesore at Bastion Point’
A representative from ‘Walls and Roads ‘r’ us’ was contacted for comment but it seems that this particular individual was last seen knee deep in a tar pot hole on the Mallacoota-Genoa Road months ago and has not yet been retrieved.
Locals and visitors alike are enjoying the new ‘speed bump’ and ‘artificial reef’ alike.
