13/09/2025
How I think it went down at the latest Tron Ares board meeting:
"Folks! I don't know about you, but I'm thoroughly drunk and high! Let's put more Jared Leto in this week's trailer!"
"OMG! Yaaaaasss! The reactions will be priceless!"
"I don't know how that t**t waffle got cast, but let's do it! Every day is April fools!"
"I've got an idea! Let's reference both prior movies to really s**t on the fans' nostalgia!"
"Jared Leto rules!"
Apparently, nobody is getting fired at Disney. In fact, every time I tag them, they seem to elevate their Leto game just to stick it to me.
