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Completely Arbortrary Welcome to Completely Arbortrary, the podcast about trees and other related topics. What's up, Fungal Associates!

This weekly podcast is a scientific look at trees and how they affect and are affected by everything, hosted by master arborist and environmental educator Casey Clapp and his tree-curious friend and musical artist Alex Crowson. Each episode features a tree from around the world and a discussion about its unique position in culture, ecology, and history. These discussions can range from urban fores

try and evolutionary biology to folk mythology and popular culture. The hard science is framed in plenty of silliness, with a casual tone, games and parody songs, and the titular arbitrary numerical rating of the tree at the end of each episode. This podcast's mission is to provide approachable science to audiences of all experience levels and reconnect people to the natural elements around them, whether deep in the forest or just outside their front door.

NEW EPISODE: There's Always Money in the (Banana Tree)Itโ€™s a BANANZA with the banana (Musa acuminata), a fruit so popula...
03/07/2025

NEW EPISODE: There's Always Money in the (Banana Tree)

Itโ€™s a BANANZA with the banana (Musa acuminata), a fruit so popular that it helped shape the political landscape of the world.

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THIS WEEK ๐ŸŒ
01/07/2025

THIS WEEK ๐ŸŒ

Cone of the Month: Mystery ConeWhat's up Fungal Associates! This month's supporter sticker is the incredible MYSTERY CON...
24/06/2025

Cone of the Month: Mystery Cone

What's up Fungal Associates! This month's supporter sticker is the incredible MYSTERY CONE. Why is it a mystery? Well, because we're not entirely sure what species is it. It was illustrated by the wildly talented .floripondia and looks precisely like the inspiration. But what species is it???

To get monthly botanical stickers sent to your mailbox, become a Treemium Member at the link in the bio.

Introducing... TROPICAL VACATION! ๐ŸŒบ a series all about tropical trees!Our first visit is Brazil, where the ipรช (๐˜๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ฅ๐˜ณ๐˜ฐ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ...
19/06/2025

Introducing... TROPICAL VACATION! ๐ŸŒบ a series all about tropical trees!

Our first visit is Brazil, where the ipรช (๐˜๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ฅ๐˜ณ๐˜ฐ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ถ๐˜ด ๐˜ช๐˜ฎ๐˜ฑ๐˜ฆ๐˜ต๐˜ช๐˜จ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜ฐ๐˜ด๐˜ข) reigns supreme. This tree has no shortage of strengths, quite literally! From decking to medicine, this tree has it all. Then, we play a special musical edition of The Slang Game.

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NEW (LATE) EPISODE: Paperbark Maple (๐˜ˆ๐˜ค๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ ๐˜จ๐˜ณ๐˜ช๐˜ด๐˜ฆ๐˜ถ๐˜ฎ)No, your Spotify isn't glitching, we are!Parthenowhatnow? Parthenocarp...
08/06/2025

NEW (LATE) EPISODE: Paperbark Maple (๐˜ˆ๐˜ค๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ ๐˜จ๐˜ณ๐˜ช๐˜ด๐˜ฆ๐˜ถ๐˜ฎ)

No, your Spotify isn't glitching, we are!

Parthenowhatnow? Parthenocarpy! Why are 90% of the paperbark maple's (Acer griseum) infertile? Only nature knows.

Also pictured is the Saw & Boarder material we mentioned in this episode.

To get monthly botanical stickers and ad free listening, join the Cone Club (link in bio)!

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NEW EPISODE: Trunk Drawer (Governor's Plum)It's a bit of governor's plum, innit? (Flacourtia indica) But where to put it...
29/05/2025

NEW EPISODE: Trunk Drawer (Governor's Plum)

It's a bit of governor's plum, innit? (Flacourtia indica) But where to put it? This wayward species finally found a home with the willows, but what happens to those unlucky species who spend their lives in the taxonomic junk drawer?

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To support the pod and get monthly botanical stickers, join the CONE CLUB (link in bio)

NEW EPISODE: Bean Leaves in Bo***ge (Silk Tree)Let's get kinky with the silk tree (๐˜ˆ๐˜ญ๐˜ฃ๐˜ช๐˜ป๐˜ช๐˜ข ๐˜ซ๐˜ถ๐˜ญ๐˜ช๐˜ฃ๐˜ณ๐˜ช๐˜ด๐˜ด๐˜ช๐˜ฏ). This beautiful ...
22/05/2025

NEW EPISODE: Bean Leaves in Bo***ge (Silk Tree)

Let's get kinky with the silk tree (๐˜ˆ๐˜ญ๐˜ฃ๐˜ช๐˜ป๐˜ช๐˜ข ๐˜ซ๐˜ถ๐˜ญ๐˜ช๐˜ฃ๐˜ณ๐˜ช๐˜ด๐˜ด๐˜ช๐˜ฏ). This beautiful tree has a very curious way of keeping its leaves close to the stem. Then we finish our game series Fight Shrub!

If you want to support the podcast and get monthly botanical stickers, join the CONE CLUB - link in bio

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Sticker of the Month: the flower of the Bradford pear by  What can we sayโ€ฆ when Lauren pitched this idea I just couldnโ€™t...
20/05/2025

Sticker of the Month: the flower of the Bradford pear by

What can we sayโ€ฆ when Lauren pitched this idea I just couldnโ€™t help but say yes. If you join the Cone Club (link in bi0), youโ€™ll get this stinky sticker next month, and support the pod at the same time.

We are unfortunately(?) unable to do Scratch n Sniff technology at this time but could you IMAGINE!

Today Casey and I will be at the Mother Earth Plant Sale & Eco Fair at McMenamins Edgefield from 10am-4pm! We'll have a ...
11/05/2025

Today Casey and I will be at the Mother Earth Plant Sale & Eco Fair at McMenamins Edgefield from 10am-4pm! We'll have a booth with lots of stickers and shirts, and will be around all day to chat and say hi! Every purchase comes with a free Arbortrary post card too! Come on by and say hello.

NEW TREEMIUM EPISODE: The Acorn Woodpecker (๐˜”๐˜ฆ๐˜ญ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ๐˜ฑ๐˜ฆ๐˜ด ๐˜ง๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ๐˜ฎ๐˜ช๐˜ค๐˜ช๐˜ท๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ๐˜ถ๐˜ด) ๐ŸฆIn this appendix to our knobcone pine episode, we ...
07/05/2025

NEW TREEMIUM EPISODE: The Acorn Woodpecker (๐˜”๐˜ฆ๐˜ญ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ๐˜ฑ๐˜ฆ๐˜ด ๐˜ง๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ๐˜ฎ๐˜ช๐˜ค๐˜ช๐˜ท๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ๐˜ถ๐˜ด) ๐Ÿฆ

In this appendix to our knobcone pine episode, we chat about the acorn woodpecker (๐˜”๐˜ฆ๐˜ญ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ๐˜ฑ๐˜ฆ๐˜ด ๐˜ง๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ๐˜ฎ๐˜ช๐˜ค๐˜ช๐˜ท๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ๐˜ถ๐˜ด) and the very curious way it stores its food.

Treemium Members will find this episode in their Treemium feed. To become a Treemium Member and get lots of cool rewards for supporting the podcast, hit up the link in our bio!

NEW EPISODE: Knobcone Pine (๐˜—๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜ถ๐˜ด ๐˜ข๐˜ต๐˜ต๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ๐˜ถ๐˜ข๐˜ต๐˜ข)Who started the fire? It may have been the knobcone pine in a ditch attempt ...
01/05/2025

NEW EPISODE: Knobcone Pine (๐˜—๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜ถ๐˜ด ๐˜ข๐˜ต๐˜ต๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ๐˜ถ๐˜ข๐˜ต๐˜ข)

Who started the fire? It may have been the knobcone pine in a ditch attempt to RELEASE THE SEEDS! This curious pine has a curious way of dispersing which includes fire, cones, and cannibalism.

Then, we play a new edition of an old classic, and answer a Tree ID question.

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Cone of the Month: Jack Pine by .visual Treemium supporters who joined in April will receive this amazing sticker next m...
29/04/2025

Cone of the Month: Jack Pine by .visual

Treemium supporters who joined in April will receive this amazing sticker next month. Become a treemium member today at the link in the bio to receive monthly stickers and much more!

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