Axidava

30/09/2025

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30/09/2025

Progress

I used to s**t in a bucket, and look at me now.

30/09/2025

By The Railway Side

She was afraid that the man would throw himself under the train.

29/09/2025

Māori Ways Of Knowing

The Māori don’t know anything.

29/09/2025

Flotilla Mutiny: Greta Thunberg Thrown Overboard

Greta Thunberg has been unceremoniously thrown overboard by the crew of a Gaza-bound flotilla after she was caught eating food provisions destined for starving Palestinian children.

26/09/2025

"Of the making of books there is no end. Tons of them emerge daily from the laboring presses. What innumerable things they tell! Yet much more they leave untold."

There are things in you that you have never told a soul.

26/09/2025

Absurdities

To attempt to borrow money on the plea of extreme poverty.

23/09/2025

Meanwhile in London:

23/09/2025

The Roumanians: Death And Burial, Vampires And Were-Wolves

...for those were the times when he used to be away wolving in the mountains.

22/09/2025

We have identified the man responsible for Jimmy Kimmel's cancellation 👇

22/09/2025

Dear DHP: What Kind Of Whip Do You Recommend For Whipping Jews?

I whip all my Jews with a knotted bullwhip made from full-grain kangaroo leather...

22/09/2025

Travis Kelce Is A Sissy

Travis Kelce has admitted that he cried when he proposed to Taylor Swift.