Roundhouse Roulette

10/12/2025

As discussed on the pod… Adam once photoshopped his dad onto his favorite Blue Bell Ice Cream bars for his 70th birthday — only to discover YEARS later that Walker character actor Blue Deckert is literally on the real boxes. 🍦🤯

We did not choose the Walker universe… the Walker universe chose us!

03/12/2025

Cinema history is upon us: Chuck Norris + Vanilla Ice + zombies… on a plane. We’re not saying it will win an Oscar — we’re saying we’ll absolutely watch it, review it, and probably buy the Blu-ray.

Watch the official teaser trailer for now! IN CINEMAS NOVEMBER 13.When a flight from Sydney to Los Angeles is overrun by zombies, an eclectic ba...

28/11/2025

Walker Nation stays undefeated — longtime listener Maurice is literally training to climb Mount McKinley, and meanwhile 85-year-old Chuck Norris just casually hiked Lassen Peak, reminding us gravity is optional if you're a Ranger. 🏔️🥋

We’re honored to be part of your cardio, Maurice. May your pack be light and your roundhouses swift.

85-year-old Chuck Norris shared on Instagram this week that he recently hiked Lassen Peak, one of Northern California’s most iconic trails.

27/11/2025

Here are some stills from the Walker, Texas Ranger episode “Legends!”

26/11/2025

🚨 NEW PODCAST ALERT | Join us as we dive into “Legends,” where a vengeful crime family turns Dallas into a demolition derby — while Walker, Trivette, Gage, and Sydney chase down goons with names like Skaggs and the unforgettable Johnny Zoom. We unravel courtroom chaos, ranch-house ambushes, a “Junkyard Dog” soundtrack, listener mail, Chuck Norris news, Brimley conspiracies and a cosmic Blue Deckert – Blue Bell connection. What more could you ask for?

Join us as we dive into “Legends,” where a vengeful crime family turns Dallas into a demolition derby — while Walker, Trivette, Gage, and Sydney chase down goons with names like Skaggs and the unforgettable Johnny Zoom. We unravel courtroom chaos, ranch-house ambushes, a “Junkyard Dog” sou...

24/11/2025

Fun discovery this week: Noble Willingham (aka C.D. Parker) played the boss in the 1992 film Of Mice and Men — the same story that inspired the Walker episode “The Lynching.” Walkerverse confirmed!

23/11/2025

Every Walker, Texas Ranger fan knows someone who swears Brimley played C.D. Parker — and honestly, “War Zone” didn’t help.

Two men. One mustache. One roundhouse away from total confusion.

21/11/2025

A lot of folks still think Wilford Brimley played C.D. Parker on Walker, Texas Ranger.

The truth? C.D. was actually played by Noble Willingham — but the myth refuses to die… and Brimley guest-starring as a villain in the two-part episode “War Zone” definitely didn’t help.

It’s like the Walkerverse glitch in the Matrix — the Diabeetus Multiverse.

Show your support by checking out the Diabeetus Sticker on my shop: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0DWJLYQRGA hilarious take on Wilford Brimley's "Beetis" commer...

18/11/2025

Adam may have accidentally skipped Chuck Norris’s star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame while visiting Adam West’s. A humbling reminder that even true Rangers can lose their way...

17/11/2025

“You wouldn’t hit an unarmed man, would you?”
“NO — BUT I’D BEAT THE HELL OUTTA YA.”
Chuck Norris, classic one-liner energy!

14/11/2025

Somewhere out there, there’s a whole town full of Walker villains just living normal lives… until Chuck shows up.

🎧 From our podcast on the Walker, Texas Ranger episode “The Lynching.”

12/11/2025

Massive shoutout to Walker script supervisor Mignonne Munroe, who sent us this photo of her Roundhouse Roulette poster hanging above her water cooler in the garage — truly Watercooler Walker vibes. We’re adding a copy of that Walker’s Butt in Jeans poster to the Patreon raffle pool!