Roundhouse Roulette

07/11/2025

Foreigner offered to play Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s wedding… so naturally, The Wedding Knights (aka us) threw our bolo ties in the ring. We’ll play “I Want to Know What Love Is” badly, and for much less!

05/11/2025

Carlos Santana once said he likes to be “squirted in the face by music.” 🎸💦Naturally, we had to unpack that quote — and things got weird fast.

03/11/2025

Friend of the show Jeffrey Hartman sent us this gem from guitar.com. We debated whether that’s divine inspiration or AI-generated slop. Either way, it got us thinking…

Aside from his other-worldly chops, Carlos Santana has a deeply spiritual connection to his guitar playing.

30/10/2025

🚨 NEW PODCAST ALERT | Join us as we suit up for War Zone — a two-part Walker, Texas Ranger epic where Walker avenges an old friend, battles a gang of machine-gun-toting clowns, and Trivette fires a bazooka like it’s just another Thursday. Along the way, we crack open a Temptation IPA that smells like funky cheese, debate Carlos Santana’s questionable quotes, and launch our official campaign to play Taylor Swift’s wedding as “The Wedding Knights.” From Wilford Brimley conspiracies to home-video grief montages, this episode has it all — explosions, drag races, and a whole lot of boots to the face. Grab a cold one and join us at C.D.’s Bar & Grill as Walker and Trivette clean up Dallas one clown at a time.

Join us as we suit up for War Zone — a two-part Walker, Texas Ranger epic where Walker avenges an old friend, battles a gang of machine-gun-toting clowns, and Trivette fires a bazooka like it’s just another Thursday. Along the way, we crack open a Temptation IPA that smells like funky cheese, de

14/10/2025

🃏 Heads up! We’ve added a Santana Super Stars trading card to the end-of-year raffle for our patrons. Get in the mix!

10/10/2025

Patron Zora’s band A Parallax View is sonic terrain you need in your ears. We gave them a shout on the pod — go give them a listen!

The debut performance of Sisyphus by A Parallax View live at the lovely Sweet Vinyl Cafe in Denville, New Jersey. Thank you to the person who bravely joined ...

08/10/2025

Big shoutout to Nia Peeples (Ranger Sydney Cook) for earning her doctorate in Humanities! Way to go, Dr. Ranger!

02/10/2025

😳 True story: a Texas teacher accidentally gave students spiked Mountain Dew. We couldn’t help but break this one down…

29/09/2025

Did you catch it? This storyline borrows heavily from Of Mice and Men. We break down the parallels in our latest podcast!

26/09/2025

Remember those Pure Moods CDs? Evan’s first one was a trip back to the 90s. We went track-by-track down memory lane in the latest podcast.

25/09/2025

Some stills from Walker, Texas Ranger S4E8, “The Lynching.”

23/09/2025

Bonus Bit: Actor Sam Williamson pops up again as Deputy Banks! Want the behind-the-scenes scoop? Check out our interview with him!