11/09/2025
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😃😹 FUNNY JOKES 😂😄
1. I remember those days 👇😁
🚴 💨 💨 🏃 Make I ride small
🚴 💨 💨 💨 🏃 Abeg nau
🚴 💨 💨 💨 💨 🚶 God go pünïsh you 😅
2. Excuse me, if you lost møney around GTB at LOCATION: Port Harcourt. It’s #35,000 tied with a rubber band! Please call me or message me I’ll direct you to where your rubber band is! 🤣😆
3. Please can someone tell my neighbour to stop tøasting a girl if he can't. Which one is: I want us to be boys & girls 🙆😹😃
4. “Americans”
Son: “I love you Dad”
Dad: “I love you too Son”
“Nigerians”
Son: “I love you Dad”
Dad: “😏 when did that one started ? Well, I don't blame you that's the excess of Fufu and Eba 🙆😂😄
5. Red lipstick on yellow teeth, my sister, Airtel has nothing to do with MTN 😅🏃
6. Me as a lawyer: Oga just accept the çrïme oo this one wey judge dey shøut for me over nothing, shey you fit mänage dëäth by hängïng 🤣🙉😸
7. After büying Zøbø and Biscuits for me, she get mind dey tell her friends that she has been fëëding me throughout the pändemiç periød 🙆😹😃
8. Datïng your neighbour isn't gøød at all, you will be reçeivïng messages like “Baby what is wrøng I saw your father çhasïng you with bëlt ? 🙆😆😂
9. If na we Yøruba people invent ÄTM and you go insërt çard with left hand, the machine go tell you “insuffiçient home training” 😅🤣
10. I told my gf we should give ourselves new pet names. So I said I would call her “Princess” cuz she's always beautiful and gorgeous. I asked her what she would call me and she said “Buhari” 😄😹 I asked why ? and she said “All the things you prømised me, you've nëver done any” 🙉😸
11. She said she knows me well... I said okay if you know me, how many hair do I have in my A**s ?? 😂😅💔
TBC.....
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