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Massive Secret Sponsorships Behind Granny X Games
18/08/2023

Massive Secret Sponsorships Behind Granny X Games

The combination of eXtreme sports, reduced reaction times, poorer vestibular systems and frailer bodies will make for must see TV

Internet Users in Fear of Powerful Monetization Virusmone
18/08/2023

Internet Users in Fear of Powerful Monetization Virusmone

Internet users are struck by a mysterious monetization virus. F$JNews investigates.

Contract Manager Finds Government Procurement to be “Fast, Easy & Fun!”
17/08/2023

Contract Manager Finds Government Procurement to be “Fast, Easy & Fun!”

Ellen Furgess (a pseudonym) is a supplier satisfaction auditor who works for the U.S. Department of Defense. Her job is largely pointless. For 23 years, Ellen has conducted surveys of various aerospace and defense companies involved in government procurement. She isn't allowed to ask about any of th...

New Study Reveals Real Impostors Don’t Suffer from Imposter Syndrome
17/08/2023

New Study Reveals Real Impostors Don’t Suffer from Imposter Syndrome

According to lead author, Prof. Mayd Itup, the results could overturn years of commonly acceptance guidance. "Basically, when it comes to Imposter Syndrome, psychological researchers have been making it all up."

The Tapestry of Michael Jr.
16/08/2023

The Tapestry of Michael Jr.

There’s a cement cross plastered onto the side of the building and a few square windows have been knocked out and replaced with arched ones. But the job is iffy, at best. It didn’t make the place look any nicer. But it did succeed in making it look loved.

Prigozhin Retires from Wagner, Becomes Life Coach
16/08/2023

Prigozhin Retires from Wagner, Becomes Life Coach

F$JNews had the chance to catch up with the famous mercenary at his new office on the 12th floor of the new Defenestration Tower in downtown Belarus.

Alien Offers Exclusive Course in Intergalactic Accounting
15/08/2023

Alien Offers Exclusive Course in Intergalactic Accounting

Famed Betelgeusian accounting and finance specialist Mr. BeeBooBee has decided to offer its intergalactically famous Intergalactic Accounting & Finance 101 course to mere Earthlings.

New EVTOL Shocks Industry
15/08/2023

New EVTOL Shocks Industry

Flight of Fantasy’s new EVTOL managed to meet all of its requirements. It carried out a full day of fully laden flight at advertised distances with the projected on-the-ground turnaround times. To date, no other EVTOL has come close to meeting these objectives. F$JNews reached out to Flight of Fan...

COO Sees ‘Face of Business’ During L*D Trip *d
14/08/2023

COO Sees ‘Face of Business’ During L*D Trip *d

"I suddenly understood everything. The whole organization was like a living organism before my eyes... I understood what factors had the largest impact on the business – even the non-obvious ones. I could see past the existing data and into the truth of the corporation. I could sense redundancies ...

Electronic Game Corp. announces Acquisition of Scratch and Sniff Company
14/08/2023

Electronic Game Corp. announces Acquisition of Scratch and Sniff Company

"When it comes to games, people often forget about smell. ECG is about to fix that."

Central Banks Caught Playing Interest Rate Roulette
13/08/2023

Central Banks Caught Playing Interest Rate Roulette

U.S. Fed caught demonstrating how they determine fiscal policy using interest rate roulette...

New AI Rescues Readers from AI-Generated Blather
13/08/2023

New AI Rescues Readers from AI-Generated Blather

I was reading LinkedIn on the can one day and I found myself wondering just how much of my feed was AI-generated regurgitated pap created by so-called 'content creators'

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