Crooks in Crisis

08/06/2022

We are villains. We are used to setbacks.
We don’t complain. We make cunning plans.

20/05/2022

We only have two weeks to the end of our Kickstarter. To celebrate here's a double helping of our game being played. It's just as devlishly good to watch as it is to play. Help us make a villain out of you and back our Kickstarter today! Link in the comments.

16/05/2022

“My milkshake makes me go p**p in the yard…” Takes the prize for the most satisfyingly infantile sentence I have ever wrote in all my live long days. By my book, any product that reaches those depths of absurdity deserves at least a look. Go check out our Kickstarter and help us hit our target! ☠️🖤☠️🖤

11/05/2022

The 1st week of profession polls from our Kickstarter has given us some great new profession cards. These beauties will only be available in Jetpack & Stolen Gold Editions, so make sure you sn**ch one of them from our Kickstarter page. Link in comments. 🖤💀🖤💀

04/05/2022

The reviews are in! Massive love to , Tabletop Tolson, , , and .

🖤☠️🖤☠️🖤

03/05/2022

It's ALLLIIIIIIVVVVVVEEEEEE!!!!!

Go grab yours now and sn**ch yourself an early discount.

A role-playing party game about villains struggling with modern life, set in group therapy for bad guys.

02/05/2022

Gareth has gone all Andy Bernard on us and has promised to get a villainous tattoo as decided by our followers if we get funded in 24 hours! We’ll post out an Instagram story to take suggestions when we go live, so look out for this image then! Then, if we get funded in 24 hours, we’ll put a story out to get votes on the best suggestion of villainous tattoo. Get thinking and get ready. KICKSTARTER LAUNCHES TOMORROW!

01/05/2022

We could BARELY wait to announce this. We are going to be running a daily social vote to help decide what profession cards go into Jetpack and Stolen Gold!

That means that YOU (yeah, you) will have an opportunity to influence the game content just by following our Instagram Stories! The polls will go out every day in our Insta Stories and will be a choice between two professions. The winning choice of each day will go into Jetpack and Stolen Gold, and we’ll be updating our Kickstarter constantly to declare winners!

Pretty fancypants, eh.

There’s only a couple of days left. So make sure you are set to be notified when we launch on Kickstarter so you can make sure you get to sn**ch Crooks in Crisis at the Early Bird Discount!

20/04/2022

MAY 3RD: Prepare to Storm

15/04/2022

Evil tweets, idiot babies and weaponized goldfish... Villain life ain’t easy. Assemble your allies and crush the struggles of bad guy life!
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/gcdbreeze/crooks-in-crisis-the-villains-party-game/

13/04/2022

Agnes loves print outs that sat Crooks in Crisis is 20 days away.

12/04/2022

Our game’s got more evil professions than and will make every time you play completely unique.

You’ll never know who you’ll end up as! Could a demonically possessed doula. Could be a pregnant robot. Whichever way it’ll make a great bad guy out of you.

09/04/2022

Chris, one of our play testers DOES NOT hold back. Tomorrow we’ll post the video and you’ll see. You’ll see.

09/04/2022

Modern bad guy problems.

08/04/2022

We all have a favourite villain, but who is Olivia’s?

08/04/2022

What’s better than a villain? A villain with an obsession.

What’s better than solving villain problems? Solving villain problems with ridiculous tools.

The thing cards combine those two concepts and create a gameplay mechanic that keeps the challenges fresh every time you play Crooks in Crisis.

Think you know how you’d kidnap a movie star? Well, how would you do it using a box of scented pens or a roller blading cow?

07/04/2022

Crooks in Crisis is just 26 days away from . We’re so excited to get the whole world tackling the problems of bad guy life, but we need your help to get us funded in one day! Share this in your story to spread the good word of these bad guys.

06/04/2022

Everyday villain problems.