Jones’n 2 Branch Out

09/06/2025

Another week, another episode — and trust us, this one’s a ride! We kick things off catching up on what we learned while watching The Better Sister and, as always, promise (again) to get back to those other shows and movies on our Branch Binging list.
Ryan’s officially older than Alysha now (36 is apparently a whole thing) and we dive into the joys and aches of getting older. Alysha opens up about taking a much-needed break from social media, tackling comparison culture, and the doom-scrolling spiral we’ve all fallen into.
Oh — and just when we thought we left the group chat, the celeb drama has us roped back in. From over-the-top proposals to debating how much is too much to spend on a family pet’s medical bill, this episode is full of laughs, real talk, and classic Branch Out chaos. You can see the visuals over on our page or our YouTube channel (link in bio) Apple podcasts, Spotify, Pandora, iHeartRadio, & Amazon Music Podcast & Pocket Casts 🎧🎧🎙🎙😆
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02/06/2025

Catch up on all the chaos in our latest episode! Alysha and Ryan kick things off with what they’ve been binging lately and some theories about their current show. They dive into their decision to take on the 75 “Lite” challenge — because why go full savage when you can ease your way in, right?
Things get real awkward when Alysha calls out Ryan for his, uh… unique sleep habits, leaving him in a full-blown sweat. But like the professionals (or absolute messes) we are, we power through the cringe and wrap it up with a couple of hilarious TIFU stories you won’t want to miss.
Tune in for laughs, nonsense, and the kind of random fun you didn’t know you needed.

27/05/2025

(Meant to post this yesterday after the audio version was uploaded!!) It’s Memorial Day(literally recorded this Monday morning) and we’re back causing chaos on the mic! This week, we catch y’all up on what we watched over the weekend — including Branch spiraling through Final Destination Bloodlines and our thoughts on Sinners.
We also get into some real talk: blaming your partner when you get sick (because obviously it’s their fault), what actually qualifies as a “playful shove,” and the specific petty, awkward, or downright shady things that would make us skip a cookout invite. Plus our thoughts on the Diddy trial, protestors, and of course, a little chat about folks throwing hands in public.
You can see the visuals from this episode over on our YouTube channel or page.

19/05/2025

This week on Jones’n 2 Branch Out, Ryan and Alysha dive into the bizarre and brilliant world of The Substance for their latest Branch Binging pick — trust us, it’s as wild as it sounds. Ryan shares his chaotic work blowout story, while Alysha makes it very clear that if she ever escaped prison, you’d catch her at a McDonald’s.
They also take a nostalgic trip down memory lane, celebrating 13 years of marriage with laughs and random tangents. Plus, some talk about nudity in movies, escaped inmates, and yes — more pastor BS. It’s an episode packed with chaos, good vibes, and the kind of random conversations you didn’t know you needed.

12/05/2025

In case you didn’t catch the stream of the latest episode. Had to go live on YouTube since FB got us locked at 720p… imma fix it

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12/05/2025

In this episode, Alysha and Ryan kick off with a Grubhub scam story, dive into their latest movie binge, and take a nostalgic trip back to the era of iconic dance movies. Things get a little weird (in the best way) when they start talking about dancing in the rain and somehow end up deep in alien theory territory. Plus — they wrap up with some Mother’s Day weekend stories and questionable life choices.

04/05/2025

Was Supposed to be streaming our recent Episode of the podcast on Facebook and Our Youtube Page last night but didn't realize it was a toggle we forgot to hit 🙄😒. The plus side of it is that it was able to be in 1080p. It's all set up for next week of course, the woes of live streaming. Check it out here and the audio version will be available on Monday to download and listen on the go.

In this episode, try your best to keep up as Ryan and Alysha completely derail the topic train at least a dozen times. From binge-watching the latest Black Mirror to debating whether it’s appropriate to let it rain at a funeral (or was that a club?), to those awkward run-ins with high school classmates… at the actual high school. It’s chaotic, it’s random, and it’s exactly the kind of nonsense you didn’t know you needed today.

Episode Highlights:

7:30 — Intro & immediate distractions

13:40 — Branch binging Black Mirror

29:36 — Funeral or club? You decide

39:58 — Is this déjà vu, or are we still in high school?

48:07 — Fart talk, because obviously

58:00 — Optical illusion or… T. rex arms?

14/04/2025

😡 😤 😡 y’all don’t understand right now. Ryan is currently in the bathroom releasing apple juice from his body he’s so sick over this. So while clearing some files on the pc this weekend some how the Main Documents folder got deleted. So alllll the sound files, templates & presets are gone. Currently trying to recover the files now but can’t stay awake all night sippin Pepto Bismol over this. No new episodes this week. Will be back to it next week tho.

17/03/2025

Good Morning!! 🌞 Today on this episode they get into the busy weekend being adults. As the wait for Severance Season 2 wraps up the binging takes a pivot after discovering Tubi on the TV. From watching wild dishes on Man vs Food to realizing the Terminator plot is getting closer & closer. They also discuss how some conversations being the devils advocate just ain’t worth it. Alysha asks Ryan if he’s seen the trend of men getting manicures & his take on it. You can check out this episode & previous ones available on Apple podcasts, Spotify, Pandora, iHeartRadio, & Amazon Music Podcast & Pocket Casts 🎧🎧🎙🎙😆
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10/03/2025

Back again with another one this morning ☀️! SPOILER ALERT this episode when it comes to Branch Binging. They discuss the finale of Season 1 of Paradise & then the new Captain America movie. The Branch family took an outing to the mall & came across some interesting things. Also app filters being utilized with catfishing? Why can some Dino nuggets ruin a relationship future? 😆😅 they get into it this episode. You can hear it available on Apple podcasts, Spotify, Pandora, iHeartRadio, & Amazon Music Podcast & Pocket Casts 🎧🎧🎙🎙😆
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04/03/2025

Yes I know a day late but they both have reasonable reasons why. For Ly, women issues so that’s like an instant excuse (I don’t make the rules) For Ryan…perfectionist issues. Visuals have been a miss lately but worry not. Behind the scenes the live stream is being prepared to alleviate all these problems(hopefully) until then, check out the latest episode of Jones’N 2 Branch Out. This episode they breakdown the binge of Paradise. Ryan shares his story of going out with some old friends & breaking his streak. Also, don’t y’all hate when an old crush hits you up 15+ years later to confess some love towards you? You can hear all that in this episode & check out previous episodes available on Apple podcasts, Spotify, Pandora, iHeartRadio, & Amazon Music Podcast & Pocket Casts 🎧🎧🎙🎙😆
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24/02/2025

Tune into this episode where I’m glad there won’t be visuals for it due it being so NSFW. The new Branch Binging show is discussed, Paradise. Spoiler Free. Ryan takes Ly to court with her alone time this weekend. Then the cliffhanger of a topic from last week gets back into the mix along with some p🌽 facts. The term “Happy Spouse, Happy House” is the rule to live by… the rule comes into play for gym attire. Check out the latest episode available on Apple podcasts, Spotify, Pandora, iHeartRadio, & Amazon Music Podcast & Pocket Casts 🎧🎧🎙🎙😆
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