Jones’n 2 Branch Out

09/06/2025

Another week, another episode — and trust us, this one’s a ride! We kick things off catching up on what we learned while watching The Better Sister and, as always, promise (again) to get back to those other shows and movies on our Branch Binging list.
Ryan’s officially older than Alysha now (36 is apparently a whole thing) and we dive into the joys and aches of getting older. Alysha opens up about taking a much-needed break from social media, tackling comparison culture, and the doom-scrolling spiral we’ve all fallen into.
Oh — and just when we thought we left the group chat, the celeb drama has us roped back in. From over-the-top proposals to debating how much is too much to spend on a family pet’s medical bill, this episode is full of laughs, real talk, and classic Branch Out chaos. You can see the visuals over on our page or our YouTube channel (link in bio) Apple podcasts, Spotify, Pandora, iHeartRadio, & Amazon Music Podcast & Pocket Casts 🎧🎧🎙🎙😆
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09/06/2025

02/06/2025

Catch up on all the chaos in our latest episode! Alysha and Ryan kick things off with what they’ve been binging lately and some theories about their current show. They dive into their decision to take on the 75 “Lite” challenge — because why go full savage when you can ease your way in, right?
Things get real awkward when Alysha calls out Ryan for his, uh… unique sleep habits, leaving him in a full-blown sweat. But like the professionals (or absolute messes) we are, we power through the cringe and wrap it up with a couple of hilarious TIFU stories you won’t want to miss.
Tune in for laughs, nonsense, and the kind of random fun you didn’t know you needed.

02/06/2025

Lettuce Explain

27/05/2025

(Meant to post this yesterday after the audio version was uploaded!!) It’s Memorial Day(literally recorded this Monday morning) and we’re back causing chaos on the mic! This week, we catch y’all up on what we watched over the weekend — including Branch spiraling through Final Destination Bloodlines and our thoughts on Sinners.
We also get into some real talk: blaming your partner when you get sick (because obviously it’s their fault), what actually qualifies as a “playful shove,” and the specific petty, awkward, or downright shady things that would make us skip a cookout invite. Plus our thoughts on the Diddy trial, protestors, and of course, a little chat about folks throwing hands in public.
You can see the visuals from this episode over on our YouTube channel or page.

26/05/2025

We know we missed the AM upload but we was up late for Binging.

19/05/2025

This week on Jones’n 2 Branch Out, Ryan and Alysha dive into the bizarre and brilliant world of The Substance for their latest Branch Binging pick — trust us, it’s as wild as it sounds. Ryan shares his chaotic work blowout story, while Alysha makes it very clear that if she ever escaped prison, you’d catch her at a McDonald’s.
They also take a nostalgic trip down memory lane, celebrating 13 years of marriage with laughs and random tangents. Plus, some talk about nudity in movies, escaped inmates, and yes — more pastor BS. It’s an episode packed with chaos, good vibes, and the kind of random conversations you didn’t know you needed.

19/05/2025

I don't like this title already

12/05/2025

In case you didn’t catch the stream of the latest episode. Had to go live on YouTube since FB got us locked at 720p… imma fix it

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12/05/2025

In this episode, Alysha and Ryan kick off with a Grubhub scam story, dive into their latest movie binge, and take a nostalgic trip back to the era of iconic dance movies. Things get a little weird (in the best way) when they start talking about dancing in the rain and somehow end up deep in alien theory territory. Plus — they wrap up with some Mother’s Day weekend stories and questionable life choices.

04/05/2025

Was Supposed to be streaming our recent Episode of the podcast on Facebook and Our Youtube Page last night but didn't realize it was a toggle we forgot to hit 🙄😒. The plus side of it is that it was able to be in 1080p. It's all set up for next week of course, the woes of live streaming. Check it out here and the audio version will be available on Monday to download and listen on the go.

In this episode, try your best to keep up as Ryan and Alysha completely derail the topic train at least a dozen times. From binge-watching the latest Black Mirror to debating whether it’s appropriate to let it rain at a funeral (or was that a club?), to those awkward run-ins with high school classmates… at the actual high school. It’s chaotic, it’s random, and it’s exactly the kind of nonsense you didn’t know you needed today.

Episode Highlights:

7:30 — Intro & immediate distractions

13:40 — Branch binging Black Mirror

29:36 — Funeral or club? You decide

39:58 — Is this déjà vu, or are we still in high school?

48:07 — Fart talk, because obviously

58:00 — Optical illusion or… T. rex arms?

27/04/2025

SOMEBODY IS GOING TO JAIL....