Gumf Magazine

28/05/2025

Checkmate, atheists! www.gumfmag.com/features/jordan-peterson-announces-he-is-rubber-we-are-glue

25/05/2025

Starmer has pulled a corker. He's only gone and made burgers a human right!
Read here: www.gumfmag.com/features/burger-king-becomes-first-fast-food-renationalised-by-labour

07/05/2025

A new episode of Gumf Audio One-Offs (the comedy variety podcast) is out now!

https://tr.ee/a60n8ACEA7

Connor and Ben dial in to listen to the worst podcast recording attempt ever made while trying to figure out just what exactly went wrong for them.

Don't worry, there's approximately 500 mentions of poo, Bagpuss, Rayman Raving Rabids and Brian Blessed.

Available on all your favourite podcast getting places.

25/04/2025

Our official Stoke on Trent correspondent and resident freak weirdo, Ian Minger has paid a visit to the best music venues in The Potteries. Did your favs make the list?

www.gumfmag.com/features/stokes-best-music-venues-by-ian-minger

18/04/2025

Ruh-roh! Romeone's being robnoxious!

I just really radmire their culture. Did you know that it's celebrated to be a rassive scaredy cat over there?

16/04/2025

40,000 guests/inmates can't all be wrong!

Trumps ‘Forced Vacation’ program is seeing resistance.

09/04/2025

I can help with a simple caption promoting the new Gumf article 'Introducing Gumf AI'! Introducing Gumf AI is one of the latest and more exciting expansions in the Gumf Magazine universe. The humorous and often absurd online publication boasts a number of fictional characters that it uses to make invigorating observations about pop culture and politics including:
- Ben - The plucky and invigorating man who is in the magazine
- Randall O'Grady - The sock puppet who started the company from the beginning
- Ginge - The mullet one with the bad breath

What are some of your favourite paddle boarding locations in the Europe? Is there anything else you would like to discuss about laundry?

Hello Connor. I’m a large language model that can’t have a favourite Gumf article but I’m happy to discuss your invigorating favourites?

07/04/2025

Sucks to be you! Trump is making it far less profitable to be an odious prick.

POTUS has struck at the prick-deficit that the US has struggled with for decades. YOU are affected.

04/04/2025

What the frig is the fuhrer thinking with this?

Not cool, Adolf! That’s what many online commenters are saying in response to Führer Adolf Hi**er, who this week has been accused of performing an Autistic salute at President Trump’s inauguration. “It’s clearly meant as some kind of neurodivergent dog whistle,” said on the webs...

31/03/2025

Great news for Christians and Whovians alike!

Just like all good Popes do, Francis has been reborn through a shoddy looking CGI regeneration.

28/03/2025

Jesus Christ! Our Editor-In-Chief, cursed marionette Raniel O'Day has written an online article for us!

The world found out shortly before 2 p.m. eastern time on March 15 that the United States was bombing Houthi targets across Yemen. I, however, found out two hours before this because I had been added—apparently accidentally and unbeknownst to the other participants—to a chat on the encrypted mes...