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16/06/2025

Everybody make una come out ooo

16/06/2025

This is the handwork of bad nigeria
Nothing you wan tell me

14/06/2025

The Ulcer Didn’t Kill Him. His Eating Habit Did.

He came to me in pain.

Ulcer so bad he couldn’t sleep.

He was on four drugs. But still drinking juice. Still taking yogurt. Still eating crackers and thinking they were “light.”

He had been told to “eat small small” and “never skip meals.”

They never told him that sugar feeds H. pylori.
They never told him that wheat keeps the ulcer burning.
They never told him that rest and rhythm heal faster than medication alone.

We reset his stomach.

No juice. No bread. No beans. No fizzy drinks. No noise.

Just cabbage juice. Carrot. Fenugreek tea. Cucumber water. Rest.

Today, he sleeps like a baby.

Because when you give the stomach peace, it gives the body life.

13/06/2025

Men, what food turns her on? Women, what food knocks him out?”

Let’s play a little game.

Drop the food that:
—Knocks your partner out like a lazy puppy
—Makes them come alive like it’s honeymoon night again

I’ll go first:
Pap + Beans = coma
Okra soup+ goat meat + boiled egg + cucumber water = bedroom concert

You?

Let’s decode what fuels or finishes your fire.

Don’t forget to reach out for a diet plan. Share and tag your friends.

It’s

05/06/2025

10 Reasons Boiled Eggs Deserve a Statue in Your Kitchen 🥚

They said eggs cause cholesterol. But they didn’t tell you what eggs actually fix.

Let’s unlearn:

🥚 1. Methylation Master
Egg yolks contain choline, folate, B12, betaine, and methionine—nutrients that silence bad genes and detox excess estrogen.

Your DNA literally thanks you after each bite.

🥚 2. Bile Booster
Eggs train your gallbladder to release bile.

Better digestion, less bloating, stronger fat metabolism.

🥚 3. Nerve Protector
They build your myelin sheath (the protective layer around your nerves).

More brain focus. Less mood swings. Sharper reflexes.

🥚 4. Detox Engine
High in cysteine—a key builder of glutathione, your body’s master antioxidant.

Eggs help clear plastics, poisons, and pollutants.

🥚 5. Appetite Regulator
They stimulate PYY and GLP-1—gut hormones that shut down overeating.

You feel full faster. You eat less. You lose fat naturally.

🥚 6. Eye Shield
Loaded with lutein and zeaxanthin, which block blue light damage.

Screen fatigue and vision issues? Start with an egg.

🥚 7. Fertility Fuel
Eggs nourish ovaries, boost s***m quality, and balance hormones.

S*x drive. Period health. Baby-making magic.

🥚 8. Liver Healer
Eggs contain phosphatidylcholine, which helps break down liver fat.

NAFLD is from sugar, not eggs. Stop lying to yourself.

🥚 9. Vitamin D Plug
Pasture-raised eggs are one of the few natural sources of vitamin D.

Bones, mood, immunity—no capsules needed.

🥚 10. Structured Superfood
Eggs come with enzymes, immune factors, and metabolic intelligence.

They’re not just food. They’re biologically complete tech.

📌 Moral of the story?

Stop blaming eggs. Start blaming misinformation.

📢 Don’t forget to reach out for a real diet plan. Share and tag your friends. Let the healing begin.

Share your egg miracle in the comment section.

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