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20/07/2025

NOT IN MIND.
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I got into St Louis hospital with all smiles,my girlfriend just delivered of a bouncing baby girl and I couldn’t wait to see my child,I just feel different knowing I just became a dad,well I got in and met her mom at the reception,she told me over again that her daughter had put to bed,she told me it was a baby girl and I should start planning on doing the right thing wearing all smiles on her face,well I understood what she meant by I should try doing the right thing now but the problem is that am still really considering if I really want to marry this girl,no no don’t get me wrong,I love her,I know deep down I do really love her so much but there are deadly characters she exhibits that even when I report to her mother she ends up supporting her daughter giving me those emotional blackmail of “ You know you are her first boyfriend,her first relationship so just bear with her,she’s just a child” oh s**t just a child at 24? I don’t get it,was that even a way to correct a child and how are my so sure am her first boyfriend! Well I started dating her when she was just 21,we never had any intimacy for about two years plus into the relationship because she was still a virgin,her being a virgin wasn’t the only reason I avoided intimacy with her but I noticed her character,she was timid and nonchalant,never wrong and never appreciative no matter how I try,any day I failed providing her immediate needs I get that response of “ What if you done for me that other men haven’t done,your mates are doing more than this and you are here saying nonsense “ omo her attitude is confusing,am certain that she doesn’t think of her actions,when she’s wrong she never says sorry,if I don’t end up saying sorry then forget about it,the funniest part of it is the fact she has replies ready before I even say anything,she makes having a reasonable conversation with her so difficult because she would always turn it into a battle of words and trust me before I ask are u stupid she had typed generations of insults already down,her rudeness is on planet mars,she’s so rude that she sees it as a normal thing.
**************** This Story Is Owned By Michael Luxguy Augustine and the story is fully based on fiction ****************
Talking about marriage I just wasn’t sure she’s the one,you might be asking why I still stayed knowing I wasn’t sure of marrying her,I had no choice,the pregnancy tied me down,I told her I was done,I wasn’t sure of the relationship anymore even though I love her,after back and forth she finally accepted leaving but on the condition I take her virginity,she said she doesn’t see herself allowing another man to deflower her and I foolishly accepted and the result of deflowering her is what brought us here today.
Mehn bro,in this journey of her pregnancy I had seen 99.9 maybe if pregnancy was lasting for 16 months I would had ended up being suicidal by now,she made life a living hell for me with demands,both financially and otherwise and for that reason I have sworn I won’t deflower any woman again even if there was a price tag attached.
Anyways after sometime we were ushered to the ward to see mother and child,i saw my girlfriend looking so weak,i wasn’t sure of the right word to use but ended up saying congratulations dear,thank God you are safe. I saw my child and I felt proud no lies,so am a father,hmmm,was already thinking of how to wear matching out fits with my child,she look so cute with her eyes closed but then I remembered how difficult it is raising a female child in this generation,I picked the baby up from the bed into my arms,she was already wrapped,I looked into her face and muttered to myself,I don’t want to see you shaking ass on TikTok in the nearest future is that understood? I was so serious in my thoughts then I heard the nurse say the doctor would like seeing me,I put down the baby almost immediately before answering ok,then left the ward.
After seeing the doctor,I went back to the ward to meet them then my girlfriend asked,what did the doctor say? I looked at her and smiled before answering,nothing bad,he said you and the baby are in good shape and should be discharged by morning,I should pay up the bills so they can put things in place,she replied with just okay and that certainly confused me,I wasn’t expecting just okay because I could remember saving up 300k with her about a month ago and telling her we would use it to sort hospital bills and know what to do with the rest of it remains and as it stands we are to be having extra 120k because I was already told by the hospital that the bill is a total of 180k,anyways I might be assuming things too much so I decided to remind her “ babe remember the 300k I gave you last month to save up for this day right! transfer it to me so I can sort the bills “ surprisingly she was mute that was when I knew there was trouble already,I turned to her mother who was a witness when I gave her the money and asked mama can you tell your daughter to release the money so I can sort the bills but to my surprise the mother asked me to talk to my woman and not get her involved so we don’t use her to settle later and before I could say anything my girlfriend responded “ well the money is finished “ finished ke I asked in shock, what do u mean by 300k is finished abi you have paid the hospital bills already? I asked almost shouting at this point,why are you shouting she yelled almost immediately,please please am not ready for this,as you can see am really tired and for your information it’s not like I spent the money for unnecessary things,I used it to satisfy my carvings,you know I carved a lot during my pregnancy,so just be a gentle man and sort the bills,she said all at once.
Wait you mean you used 300k to satisfy your carvings under a month? What of the monthly 15k I was giving you to support your carvings even though I made sure you lacked nothing at your mother’s place because of your pregnancy? I asked but she ended up saying,c’mon 15k monthly and you are not ashamed to say it in public,anyways it wasn’t enough just so you know. Oh really,I responded though surprised but with a wicked smile because this time I was so certain of my final action more than I was sure of my next footstep,the mother stood playing with the baby like she wasn’t even present in that ward,all I could say to finalize my word was it’s okay and I could bet my life she thought that was the end of it,she must had thought yes he will condone this like he always has.
I walked out of the ward and went over to the reception,met the nurse there and told her when mother and child are ready to go they will sort the bills because I had handed the money over to them and the nurse innocently said okay,then I left the hospital not looking back and with no intention of returning back there for any reason,yes if she or the mother can’t sort the bills then let the hospital employ them,after all they are both jobless at the moment.
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Confirmed 15 Questions on
"The Lekki Headmaster" by Kabir Alabi Garba, along with their answers.

1. What is the primary setting of "The Lekki Headmaster"?

A. Abuja

B. Lekki, Lagos

C. Kano

D. Port Harcourt

Answer: B. Lekki, Lagos

2. Who is the protagonist of the novel?

A. Mr. Alabi

B. Mr. Bepo

C. Mr. Ojo

D. Mr. Garba

Answer: B. Mr. Bepo

3. What is Mr. Bepo's profession?

A. Doctor

B. Teacher

C. Headmaster

D. Engineer

Answer: C. Headmaster

4. What is the main challenge Mr. Bepo faces in the story?

A. Financial difficulties

B. Resistance to educational reforms

C. Personal health issues

D. Family problems

Answer: B. Resistance to educational reforms

5. Which theme is prominently explored in the novel?

A. Political corruption

B. Educational reform

C. Economic disparity

D. Environmental conservation

Answer: B. Educational reform

6. How does Mr. Bepo attempt to improve the school?

A. By increasing tuition fees

B. By introducing new teaching methods

C. By hiring more staff

D. By reducing the school hours

Answer: B. By introducing new teaching methods

7. What is the community's initial reaction to Mr. Bepo's reforms?

A. Enthusiastic support

B. Indifference

C. Strong opposition

D. Confusion

Answer: C. Strong opposition
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8. Who is Mr. Alabi in the story?

A. A fellow teacher

B. A parent

C. A government official

D. A student

Answer: A. A fellow teacher

9. What role does Mr. Alabi play in the narrative?

A. He supports Mr. Bepo's reforms.

B. He opposes Mr. Bepo's reforms.

C. He remains neutral.

D. He is unaware of the reforms.

Answer: B. He opposes Mr. Bepo's reforms.

10. How does Mr. Bepo handle the opposition he faces?

A. By resigning

B. By compromising his principles

C. By engaging in dialogue and demonstrating the benefits of his reforms

D. By retaliating

Answer: C. By engaging in dialogue and demonstrating the benefits of his reforms

11. What is the significance of the title "The Lekki Headmaster"?

A. It refers to Mr. Bepo's leadership role in the school.

B. It is the name of the school.

C. It is a nickname for Mr. Alabi.

D. It refers to a government official.

Answer: A. It refers to Mr. Bepo's leadership role in the school.
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12. Which character represents traditional educational methods?

A. Mr. Bepo

B. Mr. Alabi

C. Mrs. Adebayo

D. Mr. Garba

Answer: B. Mr. Alabi

13. What is the community's attitude towards education at the beginning of the novel?

A. Highly supportive

B. Indifferent

C. Skeptical and resistant to change

D. Actively involved

Answer: C. Skeptical and resistant to change

14. How does Mr. Bepo's leadership style differ from traditional methods?

A. He focuses on rote learning.

B. He encourages critical thinking and student participation.

C. He emphasizes corporal punishment.

D. He discourages extracurricular activities.

Answer: B. He encourages critical thinking and student participation.

15. What is the climax of the novel?

A. Mr. Bepo's resignation

B. The community's acceptance of the reforms

C. Mr. Alabi's promotion

D. The school's closure

Answer: B. The community's acceptance of the reforms

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The couple looked adorable as they cut the cake together.

Happy Birthday to the king himself, Davido! 👑

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Chidinma was r£j£cted in South Africa because of her Nigerian name. Nigerians decided to bring her back home and lift her up by sponsoring her for the Miss Universe Competition.

Today, she has just earned over 30 million Naira for emerging as the second runner-up and a massive portfolio that includes a scholarship to the New York Fashion Week event.

Congratulations to her! 🎉

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Breaking News 🚨🚨

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Few months ago ,Falz gave VDM 24 hours to apologize and he didn’t . Falz and his father decided to sue him for defamation. A family of 5 lawyers losing to VDM is the most shameful thing we’ve watched .

Thousands of Nigerians were waiting outside the court and none of them went to Falz or his father for a pic . They all ran to VDM .

Moral lesson : Big Respect

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Moral lesson : Should we tell him about the Real T Pain ?

Credit: Music Base Africa

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Trump is not Joking . Gaybriels have no place in America .

Moral lesson : But how you go admire strong Nyash?

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