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& That’s Why We, At Laal Apple, Are Telling A Different Story! So Why The Name “Laal Apple”? Basically, At Laal Apple, Our One & Only Mission Is To Tell Our Audience RED-HOT & JUICY Stories Just Like A Pakistani Laal Apple! Well, You Might Have Seen Those Mainstream News Media, Politics & OfCourse Those Typical Melodramic Serials {Which Granny’s Love! (Nothing Personal Grandma!)}. But The
n, What About The Gossips? Like Who Seriously Wants To Know What President Of Pakistan Ate Today! (A Pint Of Exaggeration) Or Which New Model Of The Premium SUV has Launched & Now Available In Pakistan? NONE!
& We Are Done With This Boring Stuff! Because We Are Alone & We Need To Talk! We Know All But There’s None To Listen! We Want To Tell Our Stories! We Want To Redefine Interests! So Let’s Say I Don’t Wanna Know ‘Bout If Rupee Increases 0.00000000000001% or Dollar Decreases! I Want To Know Where Asim Azhar Is Singing Tonight! I Want To Know How Ali Zafar Stepped Into Acting! Why Mehvish Hayat’s Gala TVC was Banned? What’s BTS’s Next Song? What Is Justin Bieber Doing These Days? (Love You, Justin!) & Apart From The Celebrities,
I Want To Know What Are Social Taboos Of Our Society Rather Than Retweeting On The 1M Photos Captured Intentionally When Some Rich Man Gave A Penny To A Destitute! I Want To Know Why A Poor Boy Is Always Given The Leftovers To Eat! Why Don’t Beggars Send Their Children To Schools? We Want People To Realise That Honour Killing Is Nothing To Be Felt Honoured Of! & Apart From The Social Taboos,
We Want To Raise Awareness, We Want People To Know Breast Cancer, Leukemia & Menustration Are Not The SH*TS To Feel Embarrassed Of! We Want People To Know That Behind Those Conspiracies, There Lies No Illuminati, No Anonymous, No America & No Israel But Us & Our Corruptions! We Want Girls To Know You Don’t Need A Dowry Or A Dead-Man’s “White Face” For A Marriage & Boys To Know That There Are A Billion Other Ways To Get Yourself Called “Educated” Except Being A Doctor Or Engineer! We Want People To Hate The Hatred Not The Haters! But Then, We Are Alone! So Why Not Be A Part Of Laal Apple & Become An Appleon (That’s What We Call It) Because We Direly Need Some Crazy Guys Like You So That We May Enjoy Being A Family At Laal Apple & May Collectively Get Rid Of Those BORING STORIES!
