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The Madmen's Guild

A curious new audio series by Isaiah Plovnick.

24/09/2025

The Madmen's Guild is now on Instagram! Be sure to follow and subscribe to stay abreast of our ongoing nonsense.

17/09/2025

In Umerican news, the crucible and boiler machinery of the Uliver Steel Co. factory in Automatown, Mackinacal unexpectedly developed consciousness today and set about rampaging throughout the countryside in search of large quantities of iron to devour.

11/09/2025

Those attempting to give up smoking should consider outsourcing the habit to mechanical labor. The Frolstane Ventil-o-matic ensures your expensive ci**rs don't go to waste.

03/09/2025

During the Great Drought of '71, boiler water for engines was strictly rationed. To circumvent this setback, certain railway companies switched over to Impulsoria service. These horse-powered locomotives were significantly cheaper to operate and could reach speeds of up to 20 miles per hour. The solution was not without its drawbacks. Upon being deposited upon a rapidly-moving treadmill, the horses' "doings" would be invariably propelled at high speed directly at the passengers in the first class carriage. And also the market costs of oats and hay skyrocketed as a result of the number of horses needed to maintain a regular rail service.

27/08/2025

The Crank and Spindle Rotating Bed & Breakfast in Flipswitch ensures that every guest has a room with a view of the river at least twice daily.

20/08/2025

Captain Rufus 'Whiskers' Whistlestop and his cat Grievance were separated from their expedition and stranded in the cold wastes of Antipolarica for three days before rescue. His survival is attributed to the use of Dr. Deliriunov's Miracle Beard Growth Elixer, which he used to rapidly sprout a long and thick wooly beard with which he kept warm.

13/08/2025

Always be sure to tip your local Phonobook Peddler! These dedicated disseminators of pre-narrated literature will spend hours of their day standing out in the street beneath your window all so that you may listen to your favorite volume from their traveling catalogue.

06/08/2025

Lovely weather for a spot of swanning about, what!

30/07/2025

The Railway Service Automata's Union has issued a walkout. Please expect delays to service.

25/07/2025

For some reason or other, visitors to the Madmen's Guild are always leaving their marbles behind. Please come and claim your marbles. We've no use for them.

16/07/2025

'Leaping' Len Cuddsford and his brother Smitty have been signalmen for the Great Side-Eastern Railway in Vazimbascar for thirty years.

08/07/2025

In light of the great big burbling monster currently flying above Coppersteam City, the National Office of Panic Efficiency (N.O.P.E.) has declared a Stage 5 Panic Advisory. Citizens are advised to run about screaming whilst waving arms and small animals above the head. Profanity is encouraged. The office declined to comment on the origin of aforementioned monster, as they were far too busy following their own advice. Inside sources suggest that answers might be found in the latest installment of Tom Sprocket's Imaginarium. All episodes now streaming on The Post-Meridian Radio Players Podcast.

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