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11/11/2024

Now I realise
The reason why they put ring on the left hand is because, marriage is not right 🥴

31/10/2024

So God promised men that good wives will be found in all corners of the world then he made the world round???

29/10/2024

The Person : Try Hitting it Hard, It won't break....

Customer : *Hits Hard and it breaks*

The Person : Sorry Sir, You'll have to pay for the damage.

Customer : But you just told me to hit...I'm not gonna pay. You deal this issue with your boss.

The Person : Yes I understand sir, But I don't work here so....

28/09/2024

Normally I like girls so I have frequent got uncountable number of girls gift items of 30k+ and almost none of their family, relatives or friend have ever asked how they come to get it and stuff but in this past 2-3 months i have accidentally gotten two pregnant since then calls + talks have been coming from here and there every body is like "how come, where did you get it from"

28/09/2024

Now you don Dey trek go antenatal alone🫠🫠shebi na motor carry you go hotel🙃😉

14/09/2024

I Almost Killed Jesus Christ Last Night,
He Came Like A Thief 🙄

27/08/2024

Omo if I just get like 10 million now, I go buy beans 6.5million, buy garri 2.5million, buy sugar 500 thousand that one go carry me till Tinubu tenure finish

25/08/2024

Please everyone should stay safe wherever you are now
Soldiers are shooting and killing innocent people in one American movie I'm watching nw😭🥹

20/08/2024

Surviving in this country is not easy at all.Someone wants to sell fridge without door to me. He is convincing me to use curtain😂

31/07/2024

SCACITY OF FOOD & NIGERIAN

1. Food is expensive in the market
2. You wish food is cheap.

Yet

1. You see everyone practicing farming as poor people.

2. Your compound is too neat for planting. You concrete all your compound not even a flower or fruit tree is planted.
3. You hardly rear chicken, rabbit, fish, goat or even snail.
4. Ordinary vegetable plantation, you could not plant in your compound, yet you are complaining.
5. You are too big to plant 4% of what you eat in a whole year
6. Almost every Nigerian is praying to have a white collar Job. Looking at the poor to plant what you will eat.
7. You are fighting for minimum wage and expecting the Farmer to sell his Own product cheaply.

NOTE:
What was planted last year was what we are eating now.

If you don't plant this year there will be nothing to eat next year, or we experience INFLATION at it's peak.

That you live in the Town and a well developed area is not a barrier as a matter of fact, planting what you don't eat is still not a sin. You can do that to add to your income.

Nigeria is blessed with a fertile land, there is absolutely nothing planted in Nigeria that will not grow.

My humble advice:-
1. Please, let every household try to plant/grow 10% to 20% of what the eat.

2. we should plant fruit tree on our street and compound like mango, orange, pear, guava, plantain, pawpaw, coconut etc

3. Our backyard can house vegetables. if already concreted, you can introduce sand on it or in a tyre or sack to plant. just make sure you produce the vegetable you consume.

4. We can rear local or/and agric chicken within our compound or rabbit if you do eat it. Government should make provision for buying in bulk from the farmers and resell to the public. This way the farmers will get More money and be encouraged.

5. The public and family of the farmers should not see them and their work as work meant for the less privileged.but rather be encouraged to do more.

6. Let every household try to grow at least 20% of what they eat. That is, everyone should grow at least 20% of their food.

7. All Agricultural or related student in the university, should be given aleast 2 to 4 plot of farming land yearly for practicals.

8. Each state government should invest in agric machines. Each state can buy 1200 tractors and it's related farm equipment which can be given out to farmers association to manage after proper training, that is a better palliative.

9. Farm settlement should be created by state government for crop farmers different from animal husbandary farmer's location.
10. Each state should enact law that prohibit open rearing of animal without confinement by the farm.
11. Each state government should support farmer with soft loan through farmer's registered association.
12. Each state government should create farm produce marketing board to regulate purchase of farm produce from farmers during harvest to encourage farmer.

A lot can be done regarding planting this year and time.
The increase and high cost of living experience this year is going to be a tip of the iceberg, of nothing is done.

Post as received
This is the silver bullet to the current food crisis in Nigeria.
Those who don't know should know.

FG can't provide you food neither prayers without effort.

18/07/2024

Some people are extremely rich in this country they use perfume of 450k when they don't even have body odour

27/05/2024

The intuitiveness, learning and adaptation of the younger generation is something very beautiful and worth applauding ❤️
Happy children’s day to all the children around the world not minding your age 😝

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