Ari Ashe (WTOP Radio)

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30/03/2012

Man named Carlos R. Ortiz-Ortiz steals keys, takes car on a joyride and is caught at a strip club. Yes, Florida.

30/03/2012

Drunk woman calls 911 to say she's lost in the woods, didn't know where to urinate.

The Pasco Sheriff's Office says 32-year-old Marcia Usher placed the 911 call Wednesday night, saying she was lost in the woods and didn't know where she should urinate.

30/03/2012

Police free man from s*x shop handcuffs, rather than put them on.

There's a new twist for police in Orange, Conn.: They've had to break a man out of handcuffs.

01/03/2012

Iowa man accused of stealing his own cat from an animal shelter.

IOWA CITY, Iowa -- An Iowa City man accused of stealing his own cat from an animal shelter vows to fight the charge. Monday, February 27, 2012.

01/03/2012

Two college students arrested for spitting and urinating on bar patrons.

A 20-year-old University of Georgia student and a 21-year-old non-student were arrested after they was caught spitting and urinating off the top of a parking deck onto patrons of a neighboring bar around 2 a.m.

01/03/2012

RIDDLE ME THIS: How does an embalmer get his gold? ANSWER: Steals it from the dead.

Embalmer charged with stealing gold teeth, DENVER -- A Colorado embalmer was indicted after authorities said he plundered the bodies of clients' loved ones by taking their gold teeth and fillings.

01/03/2012

Teen offers a free baby on Craigslist....gets a visit from cops.

Police in Mississippi say charges are pending against a Jackson area teen for pulling a prank on a friend when he advertised a free baby on Craigslist using the friend's cellphone number on the contact information.

01/03/2012

Colorado town rejects a "WTF" marketing campaign.

Officials in a Colorado town said they won't be giving official approval to a marketing campaign using the initials "WTF."

01/03/2012

Elementary school apologizes for offering 6500 students "K*K Chicken Tenders". *k

Officials in a Massachusetts school district apologized after about 6,500 elementary school students received lunch menus featuring "K*K Chicken Tenders."

01/03/2012

Florida man stabs passenger in a tacos-for-harmonicas swap.

Police say a Florida man stabbed another man he had given a ride home from a bar, thinking his passenger had swapped a bag of tacos for his harmonicas.

01/03/2012

Missouri town throws out law banning flipping the middle finger.

Officials in a Missouri town said they are doing away with an ordinance used to cite a man for displaying his middle finger to a fellow motorist.