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07/08/2026

What a lovely sentence

05/08/2026

Teasing me

04/08/2026

I think I’m still hanging onto the golden years 😬

I posted this pic on my story last night and woke up this morning realising that I’m turning into one of those melts tha...
04/08/2026

I posted this pic on my story last night and woke up this morning realising that I’m turning into one of those melts that posts highlights.

This experience was hell on earth for about 2 hours.

She wouldn’t sit still for 2 seconds on the rocks, my anxiety was through the roof the whole time, I walked into my mates line whilst he was about to cast and had a hook hanging out of my eyelid…and then to top it off, my daughter stood on one of his fishing rods and snapped it.

And there’s me posting an idyllic picture.- what a k**b!

31/07/2026

Mental

29/07/2026

It’s fascinating to me that you can bring up two kids the same, yet they end up so different.

One of my daughters is so empathetic, caring and kind. I could genuinely see her helping people when she’s older… maybe working in a hospital.

Then I’ve got another who’s more likely to put someone in hospital…and enjoy it.

26/07/2026

Much more relaxed now 😅

25/07/2026

Magical 6 words

22/07/2026

⚠️ DAD’S DAILY CHECKLIST IF YOUR WIFE’S BEEN HOME WITH THE KIDS ALL DAY:

1. Stop at the shop on the way home for wine, chocolate… or preferably both.

2. Spend 10 minutes deep breathing on the driveway. What you’re about to walk into won’t be pretty.

3. Resist the urge to text, “How’s your day been?” Not a conversation you want to get into.

4. Under absolutely no circumstances should you sit down when you get in. Not even for a minute.

5. Keep the fridge stocked with emergency snacks in case you ignored point 1.

6. Forget any ideas about a midweek pub visit. The consequences will be biblical.

7. Most importantly… your first words through the front door should never be:

“Blimey… it’s a bit messy in here.”

Good luck. You’re going to need it.

I just don’t get it. How are these so popular? My kids are obsessed with squishies and I’m even worse for spending money...
20/07/2026

I just don’t get it. How are these so popular? My kids are obsessed with squishies and I’m even worse for spending money on this absolute tripe.

I needoh my head tested.

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