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How I miss civilised discourse with friends, now that I’m confronted with the brutality of modern commerce!~~~Dispatches...
05/12/2022

How I miss civilised discourse with friends, now that I’m confronted with the brutality of modern commerce!
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Dispatches From The Captives In The Geico Commercial Writers Room by Nadia Iqbal.

How I miss civilised discourse with friends, now that I’m confronted with the brutality of modern commerce!

Imagine my surprise when I discovered the next Charlie Chaplin right here in town! The similarities are endless.~~~I Hav...
08/06/2022

Imagine my surprise when I discovered the next Charlie Chaplin right here in town! The similarities are endless.
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I Have Discovered The Next Charlie Chaplin by Sam Allemang.

Imagine my surprise when I discovered the next Charlie Chaplin right here in town! The similarities are endless.

Nomadland is a movie about what happens if you don’t go to high school and get an education, starring Frances McDormand....
18/02/2022

Nomadland is a movie about what happens if you don’t go to high school and get an education, starring Frances McDormand.
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Best Picture Winner Nomadland Reviewed By Mr. Shick, PS 189’s Vice Principal by Adrianne Frost.

Nomadland is a movie about what happens if you don’t go to high school and get an education, starring Frances McDormand.

We won’t get into the details of this gritty, complex political drama—but we will say that we definitely understand its ...
16/02/2022

We won’t get into the details of this gritty, complex political drama—but we will say that we definitely understand its nuance and cultural significance!
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Widget’s Guide To The Greatest Films Of All Time (Which We’ve Definitely Seen!!) by Giulia De Vita.

We won’t get into the details of this gritty, complex political drama—but we will say that we definitely understand its nuance and cultural significance!

Please use your hall lockers to store your school supplies between classes in order to protect them from sand and radiat...
08/02/2022

Please use your hall lockers to store your school supplies between classes in order to protect them from sand and radiation from the planet’s surface.
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First Day Of School At Elon Musk’s Martian Colony by Connor Relyea.

Please use your hall lockers to store your school supplies between classes in order to protect them from sand and radiation from the planet’s surface.

At one table are soon-to-be graduates who invested in Bitcoin before they were ten. At another, weeping, are less-than-g...
06/02/2022

At one table are soon-to-be graduates who invested in Bitcoin before they were ten. At another, weeping, are less-than-gifted students who bought at ATH.
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A Typical Day At Sir James P. Bitcoin High, Canada’s Top Crypto School by William Vaillancourt.

At one table are soon-to-be graduates who invested in Bitcoin before they were ten. At another, weeping, are less-than-gifted students who bought at ATH.

On group projects, he’s useless. He reads at a grade zero level. He was my partner for a chemistry lab and he did nothin...
05/02/2022

On group projects, he’s useless. He reads at a grade zero level. He was my partner for a chemistry lab and he did nothing to help with the assignment.
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Air Bud Goes To My High School And It Sucks by Nicolas Allard.

On group projects, he’s useless. He reads at a grade zero level. He was my partner for a chemistry lab and he did nothing to help with the assignment.

The Plank once again motioned that members start stuffing their bras with bags of pudding (to achieve optimum b**b consi...
02/02/2022

The Plank once again motioned that members start stuffing their bras with bags of pudding (to achieve optimum b**b consistency in a second base situation).
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Minutes From The Meeting Of The Itty Bitty T***y Committee by Lauren Davis.

The Plank once again motioned that members start stuffing their bras with bags of pudding (to achieve optimum b**b consistency in a second base situation).

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