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Sara Farrell Baker Open, honest, inappropriate content creator. Specializing in humor, mental health, and your mom.

15/09/2025

I do not trust people that talk to their pets in their normal voice.

Do you hear yourself?
I am calling the authorities.

Guys, you don’t like it when we say that you are in a cult but you keep doing weird, culty s**t. It’s the heavenly rays...
13/09/2025

Guys, you don’t like it when we say that you are in a cult but you keep doing weird, culty s**t. It’s the heavenly rays in the background that did it for me.

It’s giving Galinda changing her name to Glinda.

Wait til I tell my therapist about my progresssssss
12/09/2025

Wait til I tell my therapist about my progresssssss

Hi I know it’s late but I just watched the most unsettling ad for an AI service that I guess uses pictures and maybe rec...
12/09/2025

Hi I know it’s late but I just watched the most unsettling ad for an AI service that I guess uses pictures and maybe recordings of a deceased loved one to make a video wishing you well from beyond. There’s an old lady crying out IT’S REALLY HIM.

Enough keeps me at a pretty even level of terror when it comes to the general world in which I live and the forward march of time. This caused a pretty significant bump. I’m not even imagining specific nefarious scenarios for this to be used. My brain and body are just processing NO NO NO and trying to claw their way back to my Outlander rewatch.

S**t is grim.

I’m sorry that I’m about to hurt a bunch of you
11/09/2025

I’m sorry that I’m about to hurt a bunch of you

📢📢📢“Being the better person” is doing the opposite of what we think it’s doing.
11/09/2025

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“Being the better person” is doing the opposite of what we think it’s doing.

11/09/2025

I don’t find any gun violence to be acceptable. Charlie Kirk thought it was a necessary price to pay.

Rather, he thought it was a necessary price for *someone else* to pay.

No one is going to shame me into having empathy for a man who could not muster any for another person in the same situation he found himself in.

It’s a horrific way to go and I really feel for his wife and kids. But that does not translate into any sad feelings for him, nor does it need to.

If someone is awful in life— and by awful, I mean actively makes the world worse for others— it is borderline unhinged to expect everyone to memorialize them as anything better in death.

If you want to remember him positively for what he meant to you, that’s fine and I’m not going to fight with anyone on the internet about it. The people he harmed have just as much right to express the negative impact he had on their lives.

Honoring the heck out of his memory
10/09/2025

Honoring the heck out of his memory

Can someone please tell me what is going on?? My period is over a week away.Adam has a vasectomy so I know I’m not pregn...
09/09/2025

Can someone please tell me what is going on??

My period is over a week away.

Adam has a vasectomy so I know I’m not pregnant.

But I’ve been sitting here crying for a solid twenty minutes because I was scrolling and saw a compilation video of adults catching foul balls and giving them to little kids in the stands.

What is this and can someone TURN IT OFF.

And just a reminder— if you’ve got common ground with the bad guys, specifically those bad guys, you are also the bad gu...
08/09/2025

And just a reminder— if you’ve got common ground with the bad guys, specifically those bad guys, you are also the bad guys.

When I went shopping with my mom for my eight grade dance, I was looking for something like what the rest of the girls a...
07/09/2025

When I went shopping with my mom for my eight grade dance, I was looking for something like what the rest of the girls at my school would be wearing. Spring dresses with sunflowers, butterflies, or shimmery fabric. Bright colors, spaghetti straps, and platform sandals as far as the eye could see.

My mom was having none of it. Nothing in the juniors section was appropriate for a newborn baby about to enter high school.

If it wasn’t a sack, it was too tight.

Could long, victorian underwear peak out from under the hem? Whoever designed that for a child needs to be arrested.

If there were straps instead of sleeves, I was practically n**e.

I felt a little crazy because everything I looked at seemed tame and normal. We were in a suburban Macy’s, for chrissakes.

I ended up with what was essentially a mother-of-the-bride’s version of school dance attire.

A dark blue, paisley, straight skirt that fell below the knee, a darker blue top with short sleeves and a little notch in the neckline so a powder blue camisole could peek through a quarter inch at the top.

The icing on the cake was the shrug that completed the ensemble, giving my shoulders and upper arms a double layer of protection from scandal.

All of this was sold together as a set on a gigantic tiered hanger, connected by the little plastic bits from price tags.

Even with butterfly clips in my hair and body glitter on my cheeks, I looked like a gussied-up Mormon on her way to the Olive Garden.

My own daughter is a few years away from high school and homecoming dances still. I wouldn’t blink twice at any of the dresses I looked at that day in eight grade. I’d be lying if I didn’t admit that what the youths are cha-cha-sliding in today doesn’t always make sense when accounting for factors like gravity.

I’d like to think I’m mega chill and a cool mom who will be mega chill and cool about ace bandages masquerading as formalwear when the time comes. I’m going to try to keep my focus on whether or not she can move about the cabin freely in whatever she chooses to wear. I want her to feel comfortable and confident, but also be able to pick her phone up off the ground if she drops it.

I’m not arrogant enough to think that we’ve reached the bounds of physics. One day, my kids may be shopping for homecoming dresses for their own children. Our parents all scoffed that things couldn’t get any tighter or shorter when we were young. They’re probably going to continue to shrink as advancements in engineering progress.

And all of our daughters we are freaking out about now are going to be freaking out about their own kids and their dental floss homecoming dresses. The circle of life.

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