Sara Farrell Baker

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Sara Farrell Baker Open, honest, inappropriate content creator. Specializing in humor, mental health, and your mom.

You are gonna get smited so fuggin hard
30/06/2025

You are gonna get smited so fuggin hard

It is truly not fair that boomers have the longest life expectancy out of all of us
27/06/2025

It is truly not fair that boomers have the longest life expectancy out of all of us

Ahem.
23/06/2025

Ahem.

I want to go back to the blissful days of thinking we couldn’t possibly have anyone dumber than Dubya in office
23/06/2025

I want to go back to the blissful days of thinking we couldn’t possibly have anyone dumber than Dubya in office

Summer has arrived.Humidity, heat, and sweat- meet hair.I am a crusty human salt lick.My mouth tastes like I didn’t drin...
22/06/2025

Summer has arrived.

Humidity, heat, and sweat- meet hair.

I am a crusty human salt lick.

My mouth tastes like I didn’t drink enough water and kind of like bomb pops.

I am a mother after the first day back at the community pool.

There will be no bras tonight.

There will be no pants.

Only a cool compress for the white-hot burn of chub rub.

It would be bad but it would also be fun
21/06/2025

It would be bad but it would also be fun

The vibe is vibin. This shall be the energy I am doling out to anyone that wants me to be nice. I will turn you into a d...
21/06/2025

The vibe is vibin. This shall be the energy I am doling out to anyone that wants me to be nice. I will turn you into a duffle bag and trap bugs in you.

This is why we knit. Stabby therapy.

After an incredibly long hiatus (because I took an improv class for like a year, not because I converted to an uncool pe...
20/06/2025

After an incredibly long hiatus (because I took an improv class for like a year, not because I converted to an uncool person), I can say with joyous certainty that Gummy Thursday is back and she’s back for good.

This is one of my comfort movies and I’m just now realizing that most of my comfort movies have scary monsters (signs, a quiet place, this.)

Two requests on this most auspicious of occasions:

1. What are your comfort movies?
2. Jurassic Park gifs, please and thanks. But not the sequels. Don’t even think about it.

May the weird old guy walking around with a bug in a rock on a stick bestow blessings upon you 🙏🏻

I have never even seen the movies but still, yup to all of it.Is this just millennial-as-hell energy or has everyone bee...
19/06/2025

I have never even seen the movies but still, yup to all of it.

Is this just millennial-as-hell energy or has everyone been altered?

I had no idea Juneteenth even existed until a few years ago. I had always learned that the Emancipation Proclamation fre...
19/06/2025

I had no idea Juneteenth even existed until a few years ago. I had always learned that the Emancipation Proclamation freed enslaved people, end of story. Not one elementary, middle, or high school text book, curriculum or teacher told us that some enslaved people did not know they had been freed for two and a half years, and I live in a state that votes blue in every presidential election. My college history professor didn’t mention it either.

Fragility around the myth of American exceptionalism keeps us ignorant. And if the trumpster fire we live in tells us anything, it’s that forgetting history dooms us to repeating it.

So we’ve moved on from gaslighting us about Handmaids to telling a 14-year-old child asking for advice on going to colle...
18/06/2025

So we’ve moved on from gaslighting us about Handmaids to telling a 14-year-old child asking for advice on going to college to become a journalist that she and every other young girl in the room should just go to college to look for a husband.

He chuckles while blaming our plummeting birth rate on women having education and agency. It couldn’t possibly be because of the failed, cruel and archaic laws his party creates that forces birth yet provides no support or safety for women and families once those children leave the womb.

Republicans are the last people on earth who should be lecturing or advising anyone on education or family planning. Let alone one who looks like someone shoved novelty windup teeth into a cursed colonial apple doll.

1. Karen Read trial2. Bead embroidery3. Crochet strawberry blankets 4. Jersey Shore clips5. Cat eye nail polish 6. How t...
16/06/2025

1. Karen Read trial
2. Bead embroidery
3. Crochet strawberry blankets
4. Jersey Shore clips
5. Cat eye nail polish
6. How to get lots of protein and fiber
7. Mother’s Day energy being matched on Father’s Day (my husband rules, I just like seeing dudes experience consequences)
8. How to style curly bangs
9. Shrinky d**k earrings
10. Treehouses
11. Gua sha
12. Hand embroidery
13. Shoebill storks
14. Turnstile
15. Homemade fridge magnets
16. Doors with big panels of spinning marbles
17. The trailer for the new Wicked movie
18. Beeswax wraps
19. Glamping
20. Stained glass

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