Sara Farrell Baker

Sara Farrell Baker Open, honest, inappropriate content creator. Specializing in humor, mental health, and your mom.

By day, I am a travel planner specializing in Disney, Universal, Disney Cruise Line, Royal Caribbean, Celebrity, Sandals, Hyatt, and way more.

09/19/2026

Watching The Crown and I don’t think I care for this Prince Charles fellow one bit

09/18/2026

Stop meme-ing the Elizabeth Holmes documentary. I keep thinking they’re announcing an off-putting Pixar movie.

Happy Another Year to my favorite and my best.
09/16/2026

Happy Another Year to my favorite and my best.

Hi can we fu***ng not?We’re bringing our kids up in the most under-stimulating oatmeal timeline. You remember when women...
09/14/2026

Hi can we fu***ng not?

We’re bringing our kids up in the most under-stimulating oatmeal timeline. You remember when women used to buy chihuahuas as accessories instead of pets? This is that.

Kids aren’t meant to fit your aesthetic. And even if they were, this beige barf is ugly as hell. You get to live in a world full of color and you’re choosing to burrow inside of a 50-pack of Amazon Basics canvas totes. You’re a fu***ng grownup with a mortgage. Buy some paint and act like it.

Got two fillings replaced in bottom molars on both sides of my mouth. Your girl is NUMB and was also pumped full of Ativ...
08/25/2026

Got two fillings replaced in bottom molars on both sides of my mouth. Your girl is NUMB and was also pumped full of Ativan and laughing gas because mouth needles give me panic attacks. They gave me two of the tiniest stress balls I’ve ever seen and they both say Yes, I Can Do It!

My tongue feels like a whole beluga whale. My chin and jaw feel like the forehead of a beluga whale.

We warned our kids that the last time I was given this cocktail of medicine at the dentist, I
- tried to use my car’s key fob to open an elevator
- gave an impassioned speech about how sea cucumbers eviscerate themselves to scare off predators, and that I always thought eviscerate meant to shred something to bits but it just means pushing all of your internal organs out through your bu****le.
- crawled up the stairs — eyes closed — on my hands and knees and used my head as a fifth appendage to aid in that climb
- cried when I opened my eyes and saw I had only traveled from the basement to the first floor and not the second floor where my bed was

David After Dentist, signing off.

08/04/2026

Every time a teen says “bet” remember that’s short for (Tina Fey as Sarah Palin voice) “you betcha.”

07/24/2026

What should I order from Cheesecake Factory somebody help me I don’t know what to do

07/23/2026

All men are weak little babies until proven otherwise.

The test:

Survive a Brazilian wax while holding a conversation, then willingly buy a package for six more so you can save $10.

07/17/2026

I for one am enjoying the Republican’s rebrand as the diarrhea party

07/12/2026

Good things come in threes 🤞🏻 Good things come in threes 🤞🏻 Good things come in threes 🤞🏻

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