Indiana Weekly Student

15/09/2016

RIP summer, RIP IWS

In a statement late Sunday evening from the University Office of Environmental, Health, and Safety Management, Director Mike Jenson warned that the fall of 2014 could be “the most severely moderate fall season of the century,” and urged...

16/11/2015

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12/02/2015

REPOST: Tom Crean Poses N**e to Replace Showalter Fountain Statue

In tribute to the college's legendary basketball coach, officials at Indiana University unveiled Thursday improvements to the iconic "Venus" of Showalter Fountain which render it in the likeness of Tom Crean. "The new...

03/02/2015

REPOST: Jacobs School of Music Not Actually a Part of Indiana University

A recent financial analysis conducted as a routine part of Indiana University's annual assessment has brought to light that the Jacobs School of Music is not actually affiliated in any way with IU, but rather just a very large clique. ...

28/01/2015

REPOST: IU Cinema Expands President's Choice Film Series to Include Big Butt S***s IV, Titanic

The Indiana University Cinema announced Wednesday surprise additions to its popular series of films personally curated by IU President Michael McRobbie. The series, intended to "highlight key developments in cinema and global...

22/01/2015

REPOST: President Michael McRobbie Kicks off Little 500 with Virgin Sacrifice

Covered in blood and proclaiming his everlasting allegiance to his Dark and Holy Master Camazotz, Bat Lord of the Underworld, Indiana University President Michael McRobbie blessed the weekend's Little 500 Qualifications at a combination press...

18/01/2015

REPOST: Japan Experiences Freak Earthquake After Student Stumbles Into Giant Globe in Ballantine Hall

Panic and confusion gripped the streets of Tokyo after an accidental collision between the island nation of Japan and freshman student Jacob Williams' backpack Thursday morning, sending massive shockwaves through the southern portion of the...

15/01/2015

REPOST: Homeschooled Freshman Hoping to Lose Virginity at Hutton Honors College Mixer

Michael Peterson, freshman, expressed excitement this morning for the Hutton Honors College mixer happening later tonight. The Hutton Honors College threw together this mixer as a means for its students to network, relax, and to show a commitment...

14/01/2015

REPOST: Traditionalist Youth Network Founder Protests Integration of White Milk, Chocolate Milk in Campus Dining Halls

As part of his agenda to develop a white supremacist ethno-state, founder of Indiana University's Traditionalist Youth Network Thomas Buhls announced Wednesday plans to boycott campus dining halls until RPS Dining Management provides separate...

14/01/2015

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***Five Best Places on Campus for Casual S*x***

Five Best Places on Campus for Casual S*x

13/01/2015

Repost: Freshman Stuck In Front Of SPEA Building Crosswalk For Three Days

Our first article!

Yesterday, Freshman John Walters successfully made it across the 10th Street SPEA Crosswalk. Stating that he "wanted to print off some papers and study at the 'Herman's Library.'" As cars mercilessly drove through the...

13/01/2015

With the majority of us now graduated, we have been pretty inconsistent about putting up articles. With the one year of web hosting about to expire, we've decided to discontinue the IWS.

For the next couple of weeks, we’ll be reposting some of our old favorite articles, and maybe reporting on some final stories that we've been sitting on for a while.

It's been an adventure! Thanks for everything!