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07/02/2021

14/08/2020

You are chatting at night with her📱
You suddenly feel horny🍆
You quickly ask for a n**e👙
She says no🙅
You continue😏
She asks you to understand her😟🙏
You tell her to trust you😏👍
She says she can't expose her body to anyone😏🙅
You still go on.😏😏
She tells you to wait✋
You wait patiently😐
She sends it📷📱
You feel happy😀
You w**k on it🍑🍆
You finish, you look at the n**e again📱
You feel disgusted😏😨
You think its nasty after w**king on it😏👎
You then go to mobile uploads📱
You upload the pic with a nasty caption📱😰
You even tag her😒
She sees it👀
She sends you a message for you to delete it, she cries and begs
But you say no🙏😧😏
She tells you she'll send more if you delete that one😐😶
You say you've seen everything you wanted.😏😠
People start to like and react on the n**e😰
Some start to comment bad things, some defend, some feel sorry, some laugh.😰😒
Her friends see the n**e, some friends are disappointed and discriminate her, some friends defend her, but it does nothing cause everybody has seen the n**e.😭
Some people share it😟
Some save and some even show her relatives📱💻👭👬👫
She's toned, she regrets, she cries😭😭.
Next day she goes to school🎓🎒
She finds some people booing her😛
She enters the class just about to sit, she's called by the head teacher
She's told to explain what the head teacher and the member of stuff have heard, she fails
She's beaten😢
The head teacher call her parents👫
They talk to the head teacher and the result is that she's expelled
The parents try to plead but the head teacher is cold hearted
She goes home
Her parents are disappointed, and they also beat her.😧😰
Her phone is taken away
Her life ruined
She tries to take a walk just to think things through
But as she's walking people point at her
She hears them talking about the same thing
Some laugh
She goes back home.
Thinking too much
She decides to commit su***de as a relief😑
She goes to her mothers bedroom
She gets the rat poison
She quickly drinks it
Within two minutes she's dead.
Her parents call for her
She doesn't answer
They are mad they call again, she doesn't answer
They quickly go to her bedroom to beat her
They find her dead with the rat poison beside her
They feel bad, they blame themselves
They cry, they regret punishing her
They call her relatives and close friends
Everybody knows and they feel sad
Her best friend cries cause she can't believe what she sees.
The exposer also hears the news
He is toned
He regrets, he feels like going back to time
The burial day has come, her best friend and parents see the coffin lowering
they all burst in tears😭😭😭😭
They can't believe it.
Her parents are never the same from their daughters
Everybody close to her are not the same
The exposer is being haunted with force pictures of her.
It started simple until it was too much
You can easily ruin someone's life with something you think is simple.
Life is like electricity, Anybody can shock you...
please be wise....
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08/08/2020

"It is healthier to allow yourself to feel and acknowledge your problem than to hold it in and pretend you are fine. It takes a lot more courage to put yourself out there than to continue doing the same thing you do everyday."

05/08/2020

Oya smile small 😊
👉 Too much lies can make a lady call her boyfriend, and mistakenly tells him "Baby pls send me money, I just died".
😁😁😁
👉 I thought I've seen the best of armed robbery until, last weekend when someone in my area steals a white goat and dye it black only for the owner of the goat to show up and says he knows the smile of his goat.😍😍😍😍😍
👉 My sister if u want to Marry... Marry a man with a good surname...which one be "MRS JUDITH ONUAMU"😉
👉 One ibadan girl 👧 told me that her best alcohol is "7up"🙆, I told her that mine is "Zobo".🚶🚶🚶🚶🏃.
👉 Happiness is when you are eating akara and thought it has finish,when you touch d nylon u discover dere is still one inside...😋.
👉 Sorry to disturb you, Abeg no vex oh, just thinking about this since last night
if you put kerosene for fridge e go block...? I just dey ask oo🚶🚶🚶🚶
👉 So one day, I will marry and have kids... And if snake enters our house, the whole family would depend on me to kill it... Hmm, We are all dead! 😂😂
👉 Money can make some girls humble.
Once u have money, girls will be like, 'Baby, u promised to beat me today'. 😎😎😂😂😂
👉 One Ghana lady asked me Johnny, why do you Nigerians like saying "Sorry" before asking a question.
_Like 'sorry' please what's the time? "Sorry" is this the line?
I answered her, well.........to me my dearie, everybody in this country is angry.
_So You have to apologize for their anger in advance before making inquires.
🤣😁😁😁😂
👉 Playing with kids these days can be very
stressful. My Friend's child has been crying since
morning because I refuse to eat the food she
made with sand 😂😂😂
👉 This morning, one cute gal was just staring at me, I was blushing ..... Until she came close and said "Come,,,,, u look like one groundnut seller that ran away with my change"..........🙆
I fainted😂😂😂
👉 I will never forget that day in shoprite, when a white man's daughter pointed at me saying, Daddy buy me that Monkey.🙉
😭😭😭😭
👉 if a man marries the wrong woman, the devil
leaves him alone because he is finished already.😂😂😂😂🏃
👉 the way my ex used to lie, even when she
texted me Goodnight I had to look outside just
to be sure.😂😂😂😂
👉 To every eye reading this, if you fail to like and comment, the next rain that will fall, E no go reach your zinc. Thunder ⚡ ⚡ ⚡ ⚡ get ready!
😠😠😠😡😡😡
ABEG OOO. E NO EASY!.pls like my profile picture 🙏

07/07/2020

1) Can you imagine that pepper enter one Babalawo eye and he is shouting "blood of Jesus".
2) I saw a principal twerking on social media because there is no school
But now school don resume
3) My neighbor borrowed gas from me to boil water. Now, am perceiving the smell of beans. 3) My neighbor borrowed gas from me to boil water. Now, am perceiving the smell of beans. Why!!!
4) I almost fainted today because I donated my blood . To cut the long story, they have given me back my blood. I can't come and kill myself.
5) Alaye leave girls alone and focus on your hustle. Niipple is not Bitcoin.
Girls should I increase the volume
6) Everywhere is slippery because of the rain. I almost fell into someone's relationship today.
7) Before you enter any relationship, hope you have calculated the financial cost.
8. Do you know FM stands for "Free mode" that is why radio also doesn't show pictures . Wisdom won't kill me
9. Nigerian mom will want to do surprise cake for you, and you will still be the one mixing the flour .
10.. My friend has been forcing me to get married so that he can take advantage of my wife while I'm away, since I hate arguing I married his own sister, imagine he didn't come to my house nor call me again.
# Wisdomwillnotkillme
11. Nobody knows how to listen and interpretes footsteps like Nigerians having unfaithful s*x in the room.
Lady: Somebody is coming?
Man: No I don't think so.
Bunch of fornicators
12. Bro even if you hold her waist from Nigeria to South Africa , it doesn't mean that she belongs to you, because even Satan is from Genesis to Revelation but doesn't belong to the kingdom of God.
13.. As a Nigerian, you should understand that it is not all marriages that start with "will you marry me? " many begins with "John I'm pregnant o".
14.. Aunty , your boyfriend beats you daily and you come on social media upload his pictures and caption it "Baby you bring best out of me" Auntie....are you a talking drum ni?
15.. When you block a slap from your mum , hmmm! Just be ready to explain to the entire family why you want to kill her.
16. Gbagi film guys won't kill me. How can I buy bahubali film and went to see bahubali advertising airtel from beginning to the end, oga ooo .
17. Don't you know any lecturer who fixes class at 7am during harmattan does not have happy home..... Just argue with your keypad .
18. Dear single ladies , if he gives you an engagement ring, just kindly buy him back a wrist watch and make him know time is not on your side.
19. Financial stress is not good o, imagine, I scratched someone's head in the taxi today thinking it is mine.
20. Ordinary white rice, you will turn the whole thing to pap , Can you marry like this?
21. My wedding vow will be simple and short ...." Eunice, as I'm about to marry you, please don't kill me before my time".
22. Assuming you in church and the pastor told you to do the closing prayer
then u saw someone unplug your phone and leave the church
What will you do

06/07/2020

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17/06/2020

Some need to understand the importance of having a good woman that genuinely love u in life❤️💯. Not the money💸nor🍆dick but u for u. She'll do lot of things for u. Not b.cos she want something in return but just b.cos she wants to & she cares about u😌❤️🔥. 🙏 don't mess it up cause once she loose interest for u as her lover💔. U can't get that back. And u won't find such girls these days. They are very scarce so just appreciate a girl that truly love u❤️try your best to be her king🙏🔥❤️✨⚡💯

13/05/2020

As a lady, mentioned 3 things a man will benefit for dating you
BE HONEST ?
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23/04/2020

01/11/2019

NEW LIFE
PROLOGUE
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It has been fifteen years since I left. Fifteen years since I saved the world. Again. My life has ever been easy however it became worse when I was told I was a demi-god. I was thrust into a world where I was forced to prove that I deserved to life. I was only twelve at the time. Every year I had to do something that proved my loyalty to the deities that call themselves the Olympians. Retrieve Zeus' master bolt. Retrieve the Golden Fleece to heal the Camps protection and inadvertently freeing Zeus' daughter, Thaila. Rescue Artemis from under the sky. I held the sky in her place. Fighting and beating the Titians because of a stupid prophesy.
After all that I thought I was free. But it was not to be. Not even a year later I was thrust into yet another prophesy with six other demi-gods. We had to face the Giants and their mother Gaia. We won. I personally helped take down three Giants out of twelve before single handedly sending Gaia back to sleep. After that I was asked, as a reward to become a God. I turned it down for the second time. Annabeth did not. She broke my heart that day, and she didn't even realize it. The other demi-gods and the Gods themselves gave me pitying looks but didn't say anything. That wasn't even the worst thing.
During the Giants war I begged my father to protect my mom and step dad. I knew they would be targeted. My father's response? 'They'll be fine Percy. Monsters won't worry about mortals. I believed him. After it was over I went to their apartment. He was wrong. My mom, stepdad and my little unborn sister were dead. Gaia's last revenge. I screamed in pain and anger over their dead bodies. That's how Hestia found me. She hugged me and held me as I cried. She told me that she was sorry. Not because they were gone, but because of the pain I was in because of it. She gave me her blessing before leaving me alone. I didn't find out till later what that truly entailed.
I headed back to Camp Half-blood. The only home I had left. The next few weeks I went round feeling nothing. No pain. No anger. No grief. No one knew what had happened. I began to notice that the campers were slowly pulling away from me. Giving me fearful looks. The only ones who stood by me were a couple of old crowd. Clarisse, Connor, Travis, Malcolm and Kate. They knew what I had done to save everyone and they were annoyed at how others had been treating me.
A new camper appeared the day I left. His name was Drake. 12 years old and a son of Poseidon. My half-brother who may I add was an arrogant little s**t whom believed that the universe owed him because he was a son of the Big three. He was nothing special. His power over water was weak and hadn't even killed a monster yet. The Olympians decided to grace us with their presence that day. I asked to speak to my father in private. He agreed and teleported us to his temple on Olympus. As soon as he had released me I snapped. My rage came back with a vengeance and I began to scream at him. I told him that my mom was dead. I told him that it was his fault for not protecting her like I begged him to. He got angry at that. He told me it was my fault for being born. It was my fault for being too weak to save her. And then he did the worst thing that he could have done. He disowned me. He told me to leave his presence and never bother him again. In shock at what he had done I did what he asked and ran.
I ran and ran until I reached here. Alaska. The land beyond the Gods. I spent a year trying to sort out my new life. I got a scholarship and attended Alaska Fairbanks. I majored in Earth and Marine science. I gained a PhD for that. I got another degree for geology. I know I never came across someone who was smart. There was two things to do with that. One I hid my intelligence. People underestimate a dumb person therefore that's what I did. I came across an idiot. Secondly because I got a visit before I left to attend Fairbanks. Chaos found me. Chaos was, is the most powerful deity in the universe. He told me he had watched me, my achievements, my heartbreak and my tragedy. He bestowed upon me a gift. Well three gifts actually. He took away my dyslexia and boosted my intelligence by fifty percent. I was now smarter than even the best of Athena' children. Secondly he opened a bank account for me with a small fortune inside. Lastly he gave me the ability to master any weapon, that's including the bow. I asked him before he left why he gave me this. He turned to me with a sad smile on his face and replied, 'because I deserved it' Chaos gave me something that I could use to help others and for that I am grateful.
So now here I am fifteen years later. Two degrees. A PhD. And a large cabin on an isolated piece of land which I owned. Did I mention everything? Oh wait there was one more thing. My name. My name is Perseus Jackson.
TBC...
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